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Oprah says she's not looking for a job in the Obama administration, but she'd make a great Bailout Czar. "And YOU get a BILLION!" |
With the defeat of William Jefferson, I have renewed faith in my countrymen's ability to toss out convicted, if not indicted, congressmen. |
Learning to love the MLA handbook all over again |
On second thought, that may have been a little too much concentrated evergreen smell spray on lieu of a Christmas tree. |
My invite to the Cheney Christmas party must've gotten lost. What am I supposed to do with seven gallons of virgin puppy blood? |
Man, I shoulda known better than to trust a URL that ends with .dll |
It's been too long since I've been to The Dray. |
Sir, let's start with the bluetooth headset. The purple mock turtleneck, sports coat and Microsoft tote bag just complete the ensemble. |
A vlingo app that you activate with "Ms. Holloway, take this down" that replied with "Will that be all, Mr. Draper?" would make millions. |
I'm willing to bet that a 40-powered ODB will have more of a legacy than Kanye drunk on that autotune bullshit. |
"You're such a... boyfriend" |
I guess WebResurrectThenKillThenResurrectAdInfinitum was too long so they settled on Webmonkey instead. |
@tiffehr The fire thing is a gimmick. Drink it like Hemmingway did, clouded with water. |
Oh, goodie, the end of year lists are here. Where the lazy finally get the audience they deserve. |
Who the hell thought headphones that constantly flash a blue light was a good idea? And I get to sit next to the douchebag wearing a pair! |
Enjoy your time in the grammarian spotlight, "-elect" because you'll be right back with "presumptive nominee" soon enough. |
I really feel for whoever had to do the end credits for "Synecdoche, New York" |
With the horror movie fog we've got going on in town today, the container ship loaders look particularly AT-ATish |
The first shower is when you discover that your nipples have been rubbed raw |
Not a bad way to see 13.1 miles of the city |
