Evan Williams’s Favorites

	JetBlue Wow. Having been asked what our policy actually IS for furries, I must now write the most awkward question ever to our inflight team. 8:20 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
	joshacagan Headline: "Facebook Wins $873M Judgment Against Spammer" Great! They pocket $373m, and then they have plenty left to buy Twi- Oh, right. 2:48 PM Nov 25th from web
	avflox However the story unfolds, you'll be fine. Your narrative isn't accidental, It's a dervish of insight and action, but, most of all, intent. 9:46 PM Nov 24th from web
	biz wow -- I just won the oxford union debate!!! Crazy - time for champagne! 2:36 PM Nov 23rd from txt
	dweinberger My son's friends & he decided in math class that infinity is just too big. So, they're capping all numbers at a trillion. Makes sense to me. 11:28 AM Nov 23rd from web
	al3x @rael We're mean drunks, though. 11:32 AM Nov 21st from twitterrific in reply to rael
	TheBloggess I set up a twitter account for my cat b/c that's apparently that's the latest thing but all he did was stare at me. Like I'm the asshole. 6:10 AM Nov 20th from web
	Mickipedia If you make me log in to unsubscribe to your newsletter, you are marked as spam. Bastards. 6:37 PM Nov 19th from web
	wilshipley I don't know how I'm supposed to stay motivated to program when I can't convince girls to send me topless pictures. 1:40 AM Nov 15th from twitterrific
	timoreilly Dreamed last night that I was talking with Steve Ballmer about high level defections from Microsoft. He was crying. 6:20 PM Nov 14th from twhirl
	bryanmason Sake-tasting date-night. 6:50 PM Nov 13th from txt
	rstevens if i had a hammer, the cost of nails would probably go up. 6:18 PM Nov 13th from twitterrific
	rael My evil shaving mirror twin looked tired this morning. 10:11 AM Nov 13th from TwitterFox
	vctips Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. (@sacca) 7:40 PM Nov 12th from web
	edla In short - bravo Blackberry; bravo $RIMM; may your stock price rise and your business prosper. The Bold is for real. 7:17 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
	bryanmason It is hard to find your glasses without your glasses. 3:03 PM Nov 12th from Election 2008
	shellen Slashing features. It had to be done. Pour one out for "logging in". 2:54 PM Nov 12th from web
	goldman FYI: @stevej wears water proof hiking boots to work because he often finds himself ankle-deep in the tears of his enemies. 12:25 PM Nov 11th from Twitfire