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And the script is done and sent, at three twenty-two in the bloody morning. G'night, all.
@jamais Killing them all in two weeks would do wonders for my workload.
This FREAKANGELS script requires one more cigarette for me to puzzle out the last page.
'Night, Ben.
@brianreed "Brian Reed Swallows And Begs For More Punches And Dadpaste"
"I Shave Your Cock So It Looks Like An Udder" is not the most enticing pornspam header I've ever received.
@templesmith Or, as I've suggested many times, Mr Benjamin Witchity Templesmith.
@templesmith change your professional name to THE TEMPLESMITH PRODUCT.
@templesmith your marketing guy is right. In fact, for bookstores, your name should be bigger than the book title.
Not THAT drunk, no. Terrible film, honestly. But the technical stuff going on in there is fascinating, the application of tools to story.
I am concerned that one day, like @moleitau and @schulze, I too will lose control and start ranting about the wonders of SPEED RACER.
obviously I have been drugged, as drinking an entire pot of mulled wine shouldn't... oops.
mulled wine is making me sleeeepy
@Emmavieceli no, but in the film version of 1984 Richard Burton was inside Room 101, and HE was Welsh
It's like finding the fossilised remains of every skit Terry bloody Jones ever wrote.
I started drinking at the point in "Kilhwch ap Olwen" where the knight whose special power is being able to stand on one foot arrives
Nothing hones a hatred for the Welsh so much as having to read The Mabinogion.
Also, if you find a pair of latex gloves under your bed, just throw them away. Nothing to worry about. Thanks.
Twitter users are telling me they dreamt about me feeling them up in the night. How do I tell them it wasn't a dream?
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