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...Unlike how I absolutely care about Al Franken....um... the candidate.
Can't decide if I care more about David Gregory than I care less about OJ...
I mean it was just a simple misunderstanding...with guns...
I had a moment where I cared one way or another about OJ Simpson but it's since passed.
@Interdome Mine is more a stand-alone robot Genie fortune teller. The Ace has implemented a bolt-on CTGV feature. They're hell to upgrade.
I freakin' love Extra firm tofu!
I forgot to black out my vacation days on the bike commuter log and now my stats are crap! God DAMMIT!
I just invented a special vacuum in which one can invent conspiracy theories. It's coin operated and matches most midscale hotel decors.
Maron V Seder has taken over a part of my brain... In a mostly good way.
My boss turns forty tomorrow. I'll be doing what I can to make sure he doesn't get any work done.
Realizing that the more I become a Facebook fan of things El Paso the more likely that former El Paso acquaintances will find me...
I see where you say 33.9 degrees but how cold is it really?
@apelad What have you done to me?
My new goal for 2008: invent some new casserole and call it a Plouffe.
More walrus belching; less Tuvan throat singing.
Damn straight I'll watch a video of a dancing walrus! What am I a communist?
American car companies should start making used cars so that they'll be more affordable.
Can we say no to a new cat?
Will I be warm enough?
@johnroderick As long as you don't whine about people you follow not following you, you should be okay.
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