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@courtneyreimer But how do you explain her being irritating in the Godfather? Or in Reds? Woody knew she was the go-to for irritating. |
It's pouring rain, my lady-friend is making waffles, and I'm doing last week's crossword. She shows me the batter: "Does this look right?" |
Girl: I found Diane Keaton irritating in Annie Hall. Me: Diane Keaton's been irritating in everything she's done. Girl: She's no Mia Farrow. |
@gordonshumway Just doing my part, ma'am. We sow the seed, nature grows the seed, then we eat the seed. The Tucson marathon belongs to you! |
Sat night alone at the movies. A pretty girl was there, also alone. She sat behind me, and stayed thru the end credits. But her hat was gay. |
Offering my services as life-coach: $500/hr to listen to your problems. This week only: 50% off the time it takes to tell you what I think. |
Reading about a chic, architect-designed house. The clients are a young couple, "a songwriter and a life-coach." Oh, you mean: rich parents. |
At what point was it decided that all modern sectional couches would have a "chaise" component? Does no one else find the chaise disgusting? |
@strutting What happens when "Twitter people" meet in person? I'm guessing some disappointed stammering, then the few women get torn apart. |
I am the Buddy Rich of "fingertips on tabletop" drummers: rock, jazz, afro-Cuban, whatever. Available for session work if I dig your stuff. |
I update my status every day at 4:30AM. Then I talk to my friends, the airplane pilots, by yelling up the chimney. Thusly, I stay connected. |
I'm not some guy who just goes around correcting people's grammar. I only correct the bad grammar. |
My eighty-year-old Uncle Jack is visiting from Alaska. He was Sen. Ted's law partner in the 60s. His take? "Alaskans are different, dammit!" |
Watching any episode of M.A.S.H. from after the mid-70's is like listening to my junior high guidance counselor talk about my "potential." |
Speaking of Bernadette Peters, just saw "Heartbeeps" on the cable I keep meaning to cancel. It didn't change my plan Re: canceling cable. |
Here's a surreal moment: http://tiny.cc/nU0XZ Robbie Robertson, Paul Allen, J.Fielder, and me singing Cripple Creek. |
I'm not trying to usurp anyone's "hobo meme." I noticed a dearth of former hobos on the internet and am offering my services: a Hobo Lorax. |
@kimleonard That's how it starts... When he starts asking for Sterno, that's when you know you have a problem. |
@andreakremer ...and doesn't the fact that I was an ACTUAL hobo entitle me to reap some of the rewards? Even such intangible, pathetic ones? |
@andreakremer I may have noticed that the only difference between my measly "3" favrds, and lonelysandwich's "60" favrds is a hobo mention.. |
