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Ken Plume
UncaScroogeMcD @BillCorbett That's why we call you The Jolly @**hole - known in the UK as Father @**hole, or just Saint Dick. 10:37 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to BillCorbett
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Cleaning lady didn't know I was home, and I didn't know anyone was in the bathroom, so, yadda yadda, now I can say "Larry David" in Spanish. 10:13 AM Dec 6th from web
johnroderick
johnroderick Speaking of Bernadette Peters, just saw "Heartbeeps" on the cable I keep meaning to cancel. It didn't change my plan Re: canceling cable. 5:58 PM Dec 5th from web
scharpling
scharpling just saw a bumpersticker: use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without. on a 2011 Hummer!! 12:24 PM Dec 5th from mobile web
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson Every motivational poster ends with the invisible tagline, "Now shut the fuck up and go back to your cubicle." 7:40 AM Dec 5th from Tweetsville
Jonathan Coulton
jonathancoulton Is it me you're looking for? http://xrl.us/ozsjf 7:32 AM Dec 5th from web
Ketzirah
PeelaPom @hodgman did you seriously just accuse someone else of too many posts? you did like 10 in minutes! 5:50 AM Dec 5th from BeTwittered in reply to hodgman
Jordan
thomasjordan @hodgman Hold shift while taking the photo to disable flash. 5:56 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific in reply to hodgman
Josh Donoghue
awryone Bad news: did some "sleep-showering" this morning. Good news: eating Noxzema is strongly hallucinogenic. You can't have my gum, sexy Jesus. 6:20 AM Dec 4th from web
Adam Koford
apelad @youngamerican That's why I only read Lieutenant Colonel Magazine. Fewer mind games. 8:45 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to youngamerican
Jesse Thorn
youngamerican It woulda been nice of the Major Magazine to let me know they weren't going to run the thing they asked me to write with 48 hours notice. 8:42 PM Dec 3rd from web
mileskahn
mileskahn Here are something about puppies you probably didn't know. When near Anderson Cooper, they are even more adorable. Take that @ricksanchezcnn 7:40 PM Dec 3rd from web
johnroderick
johnroderick You couldn't drag me to a Bed Bath and Beyond this time of year if a young Bernadette Peters was giving away '66 Chevy Malibu convertibles. 4:29 AM Dec 2nd from web
The City Desk
thecitydesk @hodgman And somewhere in Toronto, Lynn Johnston is equally annoyed at a copy of "Children of the Courn" 7:03 AM Dec 1st from TwitterFox in reply to hodgman
Will Hughes
Plumberduck @hodgman King is one dark ritual away from taking on the blood-stained mantle of Andy Rooney. 6:54 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to hodgman
Ana Marie Cox
anamariecox Told @jonfine wouldn't Twitter entire Babbo meal but permit this: gotta love a place that plays all of "Debaser" during dinner service. 7:04 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
johnroderick
johnroderick @drw Montreal Seasoning was the name of the redheaded diamond smuggler in my second feature, Spy and Neuter Your Pests. Bloody good picture. 11:04 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to drw
johnroderick
johnroderick I've always thought Sriracha was the perfect condiment and that it improved every kind of food. Tonight, a bridge too far: white clam sauce. 9:41 PM Nov 26th from web
johnroderick
johnroderick I want to plant some bamboo to shield my house from the neighbors, but they're from Laos and I'm not sure if they would take it wrong. 4:35 PM Nov 26th from web
Matthew Latkiewicz
mattlatmatt Here is my new t-shirt - maybe you like it: http://twitpic.com/o6tq 9:49 AM Nov 26th from web
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