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@tinearaujo - I know.
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This would never work. I'd just spend all day fiddling with my chest unit. - http://twurl.nl/cavnr7
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What other 10 yr old can say he was this cute *and* evil all at the same time? - http://twurl.nl/2tkx8o
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Disappointed that Luke won't get to be my flunky. Difficult to make someone your right-hand man after you've cut it off.
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I wasn't around for the fabled celebration when the Empire fell, but I'm told it looked alot like what happened last night, Ewoks & all.
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Had to return from a trip to the Outer Rim. Felt a disturbance in the Dark Side like millions of mavericks suddenly cried out...
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Have honed my Force powers so that kids think I'm giving them Reese's & KitKats when in fact I'm handing out Smartees & dryer lint. Boo-yah!
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Traded my lightsaber in for a shotgun and adjusted my O2 supply so I would fall asleep at important staff meetings. I'm all set.
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Heard through the Imperial grape vine that Dick Cheney is going as me for Halloween. Funny 'cause I'm planning on going as him.
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People are telling me my son has the hots for... his *sister*. Luke my boy, this is a galaxy far, far away, not West Virginia.
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Just got my SMS Joke-of-the-day: "Whadda call a guy with no arms or legs who hangs on the wall? Art Vader!" Not. Funny.
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To all the wannabe Imperials who said Troopers don't have Force powers, true, but they do have something called a blaster. Try looking it up
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To all troopers: When searching for droids with stolen Death Star Battle plans, check behind ALL doors, even the ones that are locked.
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You know you're evil when you score above iJustine - http://twitter.grader.com/t...
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I may have not shot anyone in the face, but I did cut off my son's hand. Apparently that still counts for something - http://twurl.nl/gqelwr
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Best part about sending lackeys out for my lunch: The fun I get to have when they invariably forget I told them to hold the onions.
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If you find yourself muttering "These aren't the droids I'm looking for." while watching the VP debate tonight, I'll have done my job right.
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Did I call a time out after my stupid son blew up the Death Star? Hell no! I took the boys to Hoth and laid the smack down. Feh.
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Vader's word of the day - "Moosebutter". Go here - http://twurl.nl/mvuhbe and preview the "Star Wars" track & you'll know why.
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Got Blue Milk?™
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