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And that's a wrap. Please read my goodbye letter and pass it around: http://jottit.com/83hkf/ . Thanks for the lols. |
GOSHDARNLIBERALS HACKED MY MOTHERFUMPINGWEBSITE GARRHRHHQLAYZMP http://palinaspresident.us/ |
but but but I can see russia from my house |
palin 2013!!! |
@fakejohnmccain youuii jussetttt cannt111 ohhhh ffghhgfrsdh |
But I can still be vice president, right?!1?! |
I don't like swearing but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck |
HEY @BarackObama I BET YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO DO BEST TWO OUT OF 3 |
I was going to name my next kid Pennsylvania but screw you guys |
Cindy is so mean when she drinks. Specialy when she mixed that stuff with her 'ludes |
John says that if we don't win he's going to hang some dude named Chad in Ohio AND in Florida. THIS GUY IS CUH-RAZY. |
OMG Dick Cheney just called and said he can't wait to give me a "hands-on lesson" -- ew EW EWWWWWW |
Hey, does anybody know Katharine Harris's ph#? Thanks! |
ALL MAVERISKS USE twittervotereport.com and that #votereport hashish thingy to let me know how it went out there kthanks. |
Gosh darn, it feels good to be a maverisk. |
they don't call it dicksville for nothin, doggone it |
MAVERISKS VOTE ON Tuesday. If your young or educated, or paying attention, or literate or not-Joe-Lieberman u vote on Wednesday. |
Wait we're the red ones on the map?! |
OKAY PPL, CAN I START MEASURING THE CURTAINS YET? |
OIL BEARING COUNTRIES CONJUGATE WOMEN. THIS MUST BE STOPPED PPL. STOP THE CONJUGATION NOW> |
