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And now, Mr. July - Rahm Emanuel! This is a pin-up calendar, right? https://donate.barackobama....
@jopearl Whoa. That explains why the only vaguely important-looking person in the SUV kinds resembled Nancy Pelosi w/ a different haircut.
Wale f. Daniel Merriweather "Pot Of Gold" http://tinyurl.com/6qzbe4 Only Mark Ronson can do that with a Wu-Tang "C.R.E.A.M." sample. Ballz.
Anyone know whose motorcade just sped down Third Street in SF?
RT @elitaste "jay z and leonardo dicaprio at wale's show last night? wtf" Now I REALLY wish I could've gone.
It's Maker's Mark Manhattan O'Clock. But tonight the part of Maker's Mark will be played by Jim Beam.
Wishing I was in NYC with @jennydeluxe about to go see Wale, Kid Cudi, @catchdini and Mark Ronson, but alas I'm home. In SF. Working. SOB!
Almost caused two accidents in the process but I made it to my optometrist's in time to get my Ira Glasses. W00t! http://snipurl.com/7pzvw
It's No Sleep Till Brooklyn night at my desk. And by "Brooklyn" I mean "the 500 bazillion things I have to catch up on."
Wait. @kanyewest wasn't real?! Srsly?! Boo. http://tinyurl.com/5h8awf
I was having a case of the Moon-days, then I remembered that Michelle Obama was giving me sage advice in my dream last night, now I'm OK.
Re-pinging @jennydeluxe: Just walked past tila tequila on park ave. LoL That's awesome...! Was she pretty? Was she with Courtenay Semel?
My homie Lauren just called me Lindsay BroHan. And with thatvthe best weekend in LA ever has come to a close.
Waiting in line for this club I was talking shit about Katy Perry. Turns out she was playing a secret show when I got inside. Ooops.
Slumdog Millionaire = Amazing!
Random gathering of Santa's in Silverlake. http://snipurl.com/7gryr
Brunch with a very funny man and some very nice friends. On to shop in Silverlake.
Hit Echoplex for Crystal Antlers (rock!), then Pinkberry. Good night world...
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