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Corner bodega has a sign in the window advertising "Peace Cereal." I have not been eating this. Sorry about all the wars, you guys.
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Body lotion is counter intuitive. You clean off in the shower, and then rub oily goo all over you so you can feel sweaty again.
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Sick toddler, so I've memorized every episode of Wonder Pets. "Refined Media Taste 101" begins with Godfather II. We'll build to Fight Club.
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Big fan drops off truck bed. Ten minutes later, Mercedes blows through stop sign without looking, acquires new hood ornament.
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The planning stage is my very favorite stage. It's so pleasantly distant from the failing stage.
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Awake since 2 a.m. Confused by small things, like how tap water works. Have decided against using the glue gun.
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The boy is not only hugging trees, he's begun to kiss them. Next he's going vegan.
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This is the thing about city life: stumbling upon the corner sake tasting. Nice.
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Listening to the guys at the next table as they discuss a friend of mine who runs an online business.
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This is what I do with my free time: "12 Most Entertaining Fetish Photos on Flickr" http://tiny.cc/rbd4Q
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My phone is missing. It's like heaven! Except I can't fly. And there are no zero-calorie fries. And I'm not surrounded by dead people.
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Since the election, I have an almost uncontrollable urge to high-five every black man I pass on the street.
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Man. It's nice to wake up the day after an election and know who was elected.
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We're sick, watching Wonder Pets and sharing a bowl of popcorn. Hank looks up and says, "This is fun." ... Language acquisition rules.
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Decided voting would be more effective than screaming obscenities at Yes on 8 protesters. Voted.
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The little guy had a nightmare at 4 a.m., so I brought him into bed. Now there's a Hot Wheels imprint on my ass.
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The muscles you use to whip your head from side to side when dancing with tequila in hand? I don't use those much. Ow.
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I want to achieve maximum efficiency without getting all worked up about it. I'm aiming at peacefully frantic. Serene rampage.
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Hank refuses to wear any of the three costumes we've offered. Will he grow up to be the guy in the "Halloween Costume" tee? Oh dear.
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Note to all: prosecco-valdobbiadene Villa Sandi, Veneto, Italy NV
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