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That parrot is going to ruin my credit rating.
did you just say "icebox"?
@VonMegerstein I saw luke perry at the grove apple store once btw.
@VonMegerstein sh-sh-sh-Shia! (sung to the Chia Pet theme sing)
@jonnodotcom nor since the commercials for the toe fungus medicine have I been so grossed out
@VonMegerstein whatEVER, Buffy! Buy me something, maybe?
@furrylilfucker were you just at taco del mar?! I never come here.
Worlds largest burrito at taco del mar: http://twitpic.com/pxod
@Jerkey do you love R Maddow? Some random angry lezzy yelled at me over that tweet.
New google maps app got me to my meeting early; but on way home took me on a bus. THAT WENT ON THE FREEWAY. AND DROPPED ME OFF IN BAYSHORE.
@violetblue in many ways that's better than being on Tyra.
I don't believe in skinny jeans.
BREAKING.... Rachel Maddow seems to have over-plucked her eyebrows ...
@chrisoloveshate I got yelled at once by Jackie Stallone. TRUE STORY.
WAKE ME WHEN ITS CATURDAY.
Wake me when it's caturday.
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