 | scottsimpson Proposed names for Beyoncé's big dance move: The Angry Undertaker, The Empire Builder, The Invisible Elliptical Trainer. 10:10 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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 | nick Ever put in headphones, then forgotten to turn on music for three hours? Ever feel like you're no longer human? 9:44 PM Dec 1st from web |
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| hotdogsladies Apparently, I'm not the only one hoping the 5D Mark II comes with a marriage counselor and a couch to sleep on for a couple nights. 9:21 PM Nov 25th from web |
 | fireland I didn't get where I am today by explaining things to retards, so either pick a dipping sauce or have your baby shower at another Chili's. 1:38 PM Nov 21st from web |
 | tshellen Substitute taught my son's 2nd grade class today. Not sure which one of us was more excited. 3:43 PM Nov 19th from web |
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 | badbanana The Big 3 automakers now have to sit in an uncomfortable little office while Congress goes out and talks with the manager. 4:36 PM Nov 18th from web |
 | plinky Consulting our copy of "What to Expect When You're Expecting a Product": "Wk. 29: You're probably starting to experience rapid weight gain." 3:17 PM Nov 18th from web |
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| nick PR lady, you invited me to this women's social network, so I'll drop your name when they ask why I'm tagging everyone "ANAL MILF." 12:14 PM Nov 10th from web |
| hotdogsladies TCP/IPrayer - n. - blog comment directly addressing someone MENTIONED in the associated post or video; often as though they are "here" "now" 11:43 AM Nov 10th from web |
