Why does this cranberry sauce taste like strawberries? Oh it's because it's strawberry sauce. Who the hell puts straw sauce on turkey? WTF about 3 hours ago from Twinkle |
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Meeting with "boss" in 4 minutes. This is gonna kill me. Any suggestions on how to mask contempt and utter disgust for a worthless POS? about 6 hours ago from Twinkle |
Just performed a PSA on behalf of all gay citizens worldwide. I think I get a discount on next year's dues now. about 6 hours ago from Twinkle |
Last year I left my wallet on the METRA so now I check my back pocket before I leave. I'm sure people think I like to grope myself. I do. about 7 hours ago from Twinkle |
Love those guys at Propellerhead. Dunno why I haven't upgraded to Reason 4 yet. Gonna need a new Mac! about 7 hours ago from Twinkle |
Last saved YouTube search="liza minelli pick nose". Not quite sure when that would have interested me but I'm sure alcohol was involved. about 8 hours ago from Twinkle |
I just watched someone eat a McD's chicken biscuit in three - THREE!! - bites. That's gonna take some time to digest. about 8 hours ago from Twinkle |
Excuse me Miss. Is that a koala bear on top of your head? On no, that's just some weird integration of your hair and a very ugly hat. about 8 hours ago from Twinkle |
It's strange how the most difficult decision of most days tends to be whether to walk out the front door of my apt. about 9 hours ago from Twinkle |
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what's in you face? you can't see no trace of any shame you never take the blame avoiding the truth forever running through your head.... about 18 hours ago from web |
"Trim" by Underworld <--- if you are not listening to this, you lose. about 18 hours ago from web |
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jesus. i'm listening to puddle of mudd. wtf. this evening has made a turn in the WRONG direction. about 18 hours ago from web |
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i mean really. who needs all the placebo music videos like right now? fucking sick. about 18 hours ago from web |
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