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patrick_h_lauke opera 10 alpha ... codename tambourine - it's no, but by god it should, just to piss on @malarkey's fire ;) http://is.gd/acxQ about 18 hours ago from twhirl

textism Turns out the literal translation of Wagamama goes, ‘don’t wear white underpants the following day’. 10:26 AM Dec 3rd from web

beep Dear Basecamp, If you could manage to hold off pooping yourself until _after_ these comps were posted, that’d be stellar. 12:44 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific

philsherry MUMS. Out of Christmas wrapping paper? Simply convert birthday wrapping paper by adding "Jesus" after "Happy Birthday." 7:17 AM Nov 19th from twitterrific

drewm Set off the alarm with a smokin' hot piece of muffin. #not_a_euphemism 6:24 AM Nov 18th from twitterrific

crouchingbadger I will never look at the end of a sausage roll nor a cat's bottom in the same way. 4:43 PM Nov 17th from web

textism Oh I see; Adobe CS4 isn’t so much an ‘upgrade’ as it is an ‘Extreme Makeover: Skullfuck Edition‘ with no Disneyworld or bus to move.... 7:01 AM Nov 6th from twitterrific

textism If ever I get hit by a bus, the keys to the kingdom are in ~/Desktop/untitled\ folder/deleteme.txt 6:28 AM Oct 29th from twitterrific

beep Lady, if your kid drops a cookie on the floor next to the café restrooms, you do NOT get to humorously invoke “the five second rule.” 12:33 PM Oct 27th from twitterrific

graham_bancroft Mrs B has taken the Little People to Devon for a couple of days. Time for a sexy party. 9:17 AM Oct 27th from Hahlo

BenWard Delighted to see Obama state that ‘no-one is pro abortion’.The idea that you give people the right to choose doesn't mean you encourage it.... 8:21 PM Oct 15th from twitterrific

crouchingbadger are you wanting for the homosexualings? 2:19 PM Oct 8th from web

beep Hand-coding microformats: for when you crave debilitating pain, but can’t locate any sticks to insert directly into your eye. 7:58 AM Oct 8th from twitterrific

SteveMarshall @lola_tate Awesomes! Whenwhen? 5:56 AM Oct 2nd from twitterrific in reply to lola_tate

drewm Many Americans talk of "your sorry ass" because many Americans have two arses. And that second arse shows NO REMORSE. 8:18 AM Oct 1st from web

mrs_hicks has noticed a sunflower growing out their chimney pot. wouldn't be anyone else's house - oh no. 9:41 AM Sep 24th from twitterrific

cole007 the line between embrace and coldplay is complete - cannot distinguish between songs from either 4:36 AM Sep 17th from TwitterFox

nicepaul Cheese. THERE'S TOO MUCH CHOICE! 11:07 AM Sep 11th from txt

drewm likes the juxtaposition of the Google LHC logo and the I'm Feeling Lucky button. 1:46 AM Sep 10th from twitterrific

textism A moth just flew in, plucked a single guitar string with its wings, and left. John Cage knows how to motherfucking reïncarnate. 11:53 AM Sep 8th from twitterrific

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