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feel like i've been kicked by a horse. also, this horse has a stomach virus.
mild sleep apnea fact #1 = apparently, it makes you dream of choking on huge globs of chewing gum
after serving appletinis, lemon drops and cosmos to 30 moms @ "game night" tonight, i believe that bartenders @ TGIFridays must want to die
2 weeks ago i agreed to play bartender at a Moms' Night Out charity event for the kids' school. in 5 hours, i will regret this decision.
yowza! yowza! yowza! new post on Simon Metz! just as wordy and gassy as ever! yowza! yowza! yowza! http://tinyurl.com/5plbeb
what is it exactly that drives a well adjusted 36 year old man to download 250 slayer songs?
anyone have any idea exactly what accent bobby mcferrin was going for on 'don't worry, be happy'?
@Stranahan head or gut? that bug is bound to make its way to the west valley and i'd like to be prepared. oh, and feel better.
got to love seeing LAPD draw their weapons on an uncooperative suspect just feet from where you're walking on Hollywood Blvd.
Willem Dafoe smiles when he drives.
all hail my old friend @mileskahn, who learned an important lesson today about the internet and the people who stare at it all day.
presenting tonight's long overdue Simon Metz update - http://tinyurl.com/6d9y55
stared at the sunset just a bit too long. it was nice and orange and pretty. now everything has a big blue spot on it.
food shopping solo on a saturday night = peace and quiet and homemade italian sausage chili tomorrow
this morning we will look at fish @ the LB aquarium. tonight we shall eat fish @ Go's Mart.
@THE_REAL_SHAQ fred rogers died in 2003. he was my favorite when i was a kid. (i was a pretty lame kid.)
the baton has been passed. mrs b cooked one hell of a dinner.
returning yams, buying sweet potatoes. i have so much to learn.
heading out to pick up my brother at LAX, making this year's TG crew as complete as it's going to be without mom.
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