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Why doesn't the rest of the world realize that I don't have time for their stupid shit? LOL ;-)
I really hate it when people don't READ their emails, and fire off stupid questions that were already answered IF THEY WOULD HAVE READ IT.
Just downloaded the song "On Board" by Friendly Fires.
I'm ashamed to admit that I've had a B&J strawberry daiquiri wine cooler every night for four nights now. Tastes like yummy Koolaid!
@smingram Is fattening dog food something you have to do for cushing's? I have the opposite problem with my little tubby dog.
@smingram Sad but true. I hate it. "Can't.resist.the.bargains."
@jochan1977 We don't get to watch many movies anymore, due to a little naughty butt who will actually WATCH the tv! Does Tobit do that?
@jochan1977 Oooohhhh, I'm jealous. The Neverending Story is an old favorite of mine.
Oops-- not going anywhere else but home, actually. I've got one cranky little boy on my hands.
Attempt to find baby-sized sleigh and Santa outfit for Jack has failed. Was trying to avoid going to Walmart--bah!
Broccoli and cheese soup at Chilis is gross. Hmmm, the nachos aren't good today, either. Uh oh-- might Chilis fall from my good graces?
Something's wrong with Tweetsville... Going back to Twitterific until I can reinstall. Grr, that's a paid app, too.
Just had to take a freezing cold shower because the husband used all the hot water taking a 30-minute-long sauna session in there. UGH!
@sheasylvia Damn, you ARE having a really shitty week!!!
@librarianjenne But I'd still buy a taser before a gun, you know? Not that I'm usually worried about protecting myself.
@librarianjenne On your *stove*?! Oh man! How the he'll did that happen? I've never been shocked before, but I'm scared of tasers, too.
@mublogger I barely changed out of the sweatpants *before* I had the baby, much less after. Ah, the joys of working at home...
Better yet, put the baby in his jumper and watch him rockin' around the Christmas tree with a huge, happy, toothless grin. Hee!
I've got the remedy for crabassiness (at least in December, anyway): Listen to Burl Ives and sip Southern Comfort eggnog. Mmmmm....
@mublogger What's the answer? Were you able to block someone who's following you? But only if they're logged in, I'm sure...
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