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| briancarter You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your nose's friends, can you? Nope you can't. 8:58 AM Nov 29th from web |
| briancarter Another one that's funny, biz abbrev f/u. For follow up, but could be something else ;-). "Would you like me to f/u on that?" 6:38 AM Nov 24th from web |
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| briancarter I was flirting with this surrealistic chick... she wanted me to put my weird shaped fish all over her body. And then green armadillo. 9:38 PM Nov 22nd from web |
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| briancarter Currently interviewing internet stalkers. If you'd like to stalk me, please read everything I write and then do not contact me. Thanks! :-) 2:09 PM Nov 21st from web |
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| briancarter Looking forward to the day I can say "Computer... show me blah blah blah" and my computer will show me something. 7:05 AM Nov 19th from web |
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