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 | jsnell Twitter theory: The higher your % of posts that contain a hyperlink, the less I am interested in following you. I follow people, not links. about 7 hours ago from twitterrific |
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 | superfantastic Damn. If only I had a business to relentlessly promote to the none of you who would continue to follow me if I did that. about 11 hours ago from web |
 | CcSteff I thought twitter was intended for quoting your boyfriend and bragging about your xmas tree. about 11 hours ago from web |
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 | AmyJane "Dean Martin never had to give anyone a goddamn roofie! That's just a stiff drink!" 9:39 PM Dec 6th from web |
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 | simX For future reference, to identify a note in mail, use the following syntax: all headers contains "com.apple.mail-note" 5:37 PM Dec 6th from web |
 | hotdogsladies Cleaning lady didn't know I was home, and I didn't know anyone was in the bathroom, so, yadda yadda, now I can say "Larry David" in Spanish. 10:13 AM Dec 6th from web |
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 | hodgman Notice how I haven't even processed a single artifact from my desk yet? I still haven't even paid that Brattleboro parking ticket. 10:03 AM Dec 5th from web |
 | Moltz Hank, calling on the intercom from downstairs: How do you say "doctor" in Japanese?
Me: Isha.
H: OK, bye.
Me: OK. Love you!
H: Bye. 9:37 AM Dec 5th from web |
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| Moltz CNet Headline: "After a layoff, the coping begins." Very true. You know what else begins? Liquor and hating cheesy copy editors with jobs. 7:24 AM Dec 5th from web |
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 | matthewbaldwin Rough IQ estimation: start with 120 and subtract 20 for every time you press the elevator button after its already lit. 7:41 PM Dec 4th from web |
