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redwhiteandnews @michaelwhitney: You mean it results in drunken lesbian dorm-room hookups? Damn, I might have to reconsider my anti-union stance... 8:22 AM Dec 2nd from twhirl in reply to michaelwhitney

beautifulthangs Ack! I was just MANNHEIM STEAMROLLED. 5:30 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific

erikmoe yellowpages are the new styrofoam cups 4:04 PM Dec 1st from Ping.fm

TinaDupuy I just gave an interview while a tofurkey was being slaughtered in the background. Awkward. 11:00 AM Nov 24th from web

redwhiteandnews BREAKING -- In "gesture of reconciliation", Harry Reid nominates Osama bin Laden for committee chairmanship. Reid: "We're looking forward!" 10:19 AM Nov 18th from twhirl

greggish A typographical error is called a "typo." And yet we do not call factual errors "factos." This is disappointing to me. 11:39 AM Nov 16th from twitterrific

hotdogsladies Yelp is LiveJournal for depressed people with credit cards. 1:42 PM Nov 13th from web

Moltz The key to any good cream-based sauce is OH, MY GOD, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 12:42 PM Nov 13th from web

JC_Christian Dirk Steele was my nom de telemarket when I sold bad life insurance. Called Dick Butkus once. Now that was entertainment. 4:08 PM Nov 11th from web

cjoh <rainonyourparade>Stevens won? Prop8 Passed? It was *not* that a great night for progressives last night.</rainonyourparade> 8:13 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck

fakejohnmccain OK, this stuff is starting to sting: http://ismccainpresident.com/ 12:34 PM Nov 4th from twhirl

shoesonwrong Watching the McCain section of Twitter's Election2008 is like watching that band play on the Titanic as it sank. But with more racial slurs. 12:09 PM Nov 4th from web

jake_brewer Who says young people don't show? Almost 1000 people in line at 7am at Penn State. http://tinyurl.com/6zuxhs 5:06 AM Nov 4th from TwitterFox

hotdogsladies If you're still `undecided` today, you don't "need to hear more from the candidates." You need a frontal lobe and a fucking kick in the ass. 6:45 AM Nov 3rd from web

gracevancleave Asked SEIU if they had any tshirts smaller than XL or 2XL. "No, we're a labor union." 12:30 PM Nov 2nd from web

joaquinhguerra David Letterman: “Of course, you know, when they have the election next week, the winner of that election meets Hillary in the finals.” 10:44 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck

fakejohnmccain You know who else was a COLORED SOCIALIST? Papa Smurf. And you wouldn't vote for HIM, would you? 6:33 PM Oct 28th from twhirl

adambonin Likes the sign that says "do it for Steve - beat the Rays!" with the croc hunter's picture on it. 4:24 PM Oct 26th from TwitterBerry

craignewmark Ron Galperin, Los Angeles City Council: http://tinyurl.com/6xr8bp 10:44 AM Oct 22nd from web

fakejohnmccain Welcome to the Clippy election: "It looks like you're trying to vote for Obama! Would you like some help fixing that?" http://is.gd/4pCU 6:39 AM Oct 20th from twhirl

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