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Once again, my direct messages are better as public updates. 8:20 PM Nov 21st from web |
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Has anybody charted the puppycam's effect on the stock market? This has been destroying productivity globally for weeks. 6:49 PM Nov 19th from twitterrific |
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Having that moment of panic about "Oh shit did I just type that into the wrong box on the screen?" Turns out, no. 7:34 AM Nov 18th from twitterrific |
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And as always, Beyonce makes everything better. I think I might like Sasha Fierce even better than Beyonce, especially paired with JT. 10:20 PM Nov 15th from TwitterBerry |
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What do you mean my aggressive self-righteousness isn't persuasive? Perhaps if I were yelling louder? Insulting you more? 12:47 PM Nov 15th from TwitterBerry |
determining through experimentation the shortest possible time between waking up in the morning and getting into a rousing fistfight. 10:12 AM Nov 15th from twitterrific |
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I am now hoping to get an NEA endowment under the incoming administration for my newfound ability to belch the name of our president-elect. 3:23 PM Nov 9th from TwitterBerry |
The new terminal at JFK is playing Prince b-sides while I wait in line for security. *That* is good service. 2:30 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry |
Every subway I've gotten on this week has coincidentally skipped my desired stop. I'm trying not to see this as a metaphor. 9:24 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry |
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