 | hotdogsladies You should see me tweaking this PHP code. I'm like a toddler with a fork, trying to improve an electric outlet. about 2 hours ago from web |
 | bryanmason Hank is sitting alone on the deck reading. He does not care that it is 55 degrees and that he cannot read. about 22 hours ago from web |
 | joshk Son - I'm gonna be older than u. Me - no, dads are always older than sons. Son - when u r dead I'll be older. Me - what u want for lunch? 8:58 AM yesterday from web |
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 | thekooze Judge says to my client,"You have the prettiest mugshot I've ever seen,and I've seen a lot of them!"He then proceeds to dismiss the charges. 9:50 AM Dec 5th from txt |
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 | joshacagan Headline: "Google Gets Frugal in the Recession" For example, the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button now reads, "I'm Cautiously Weighing My Options." 11:20 AM Dec 4th from web |
 | bryce if you needed more signs than the financial meltdown or global warming that the apocalypse is nigh- 'lil wayne is nominated for 8 grammys 7:59 AM Dec 4th from web |
 | bpm140 "There's only one Black person qualified to speak for all of us, and his name is Lando Calrissian." Damn, I love it when geeks debate. 1:31 AM Dec 4th from web |
| joshacagan Headline: "3 Arrested in Dunkin Donuts Shootings" They're claiming self defense. The guy at the counter said he'd "Fill them with holes." 12:50 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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| hotdogsladies To TWOOL:
1. Pretend you love EVERYBODY;
2. Feign insight;
3. Self-link;
4. Sand all edges;
5. Go obvious;
6. Stop trying;
7. Shit lists. 6:06 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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 | Maggie Haven't worked in an office since '02, but this year I'm attending 3 office xmas parties. I've been neglecting my xeroxed asses collection. 4:46 PM Dec 1st from web |
| joshacagan Headline: "Spam on the Rise Again, Say Experts" I consulted my experts as well, who sent me an email saying, "En0rmuz Toolz can B URZ u3$%n" 9:13 AM Nov 29th from web |
| thekooze Unprecedented gut-wrenching decision: declined a weekend skiing to preserve my reconstructing knee to make ESPN-2 high-lite reel for 8-1-09. 10:13 AM Nov 28th from txt |
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