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jcroft My grandma: "You're an American." My 13-year old daughter: "Are you calling me fat?!" 4:39 PM Nov 27th from Tweetsville

zeldman My webcock index is 12! 11:48 AM Nov 12th from Hahlo

stop Argh! Visual design by committee NEVER works; you end up with mediocrity every time. When will my colleagues learn this? 5:07 PM Oct 17th from twitterrific

markboulton thinking sometimes it's better not to do something clever, innovative, or new. Just do it right. 7:16 AM Sep 29th from twitterrific

jaredigital I'm thinking of starting this site where lawyers will do a bunch of free legal work for me and then I'll decide who I'll pay for it. 8:20 AM Sep 22nd from twitterrific

cowpiesurprise If aliens visited us during an election year, I wouldn't blame them one bit if they turned the planet into dust. 3:54 PM Sep 2nd from Hahlo

hotdogsladies Looking for the real "Ultimate Writing Productivity Resource?" Here you go: "Go write. Now. Then do it again tomorrow." There's your "hack." 10:29 AM Aug 9th from web

notasausage Tried sending @simmy a direct message, but my iPhone auto-corrected his name to "dummy" 4:11 PM Aug 7th from txt

jmspool Nothing makes me happier than to get notification that my best friend, Penis Enhancement, has left a comment on our corporate blog. 2:52 PM Jul 23rd from twitterrific

drewm My Amazon delivery just arrived with a special edition of War and Peace for blind people. EPIC BRAILLE. 8:50 AM Jul 23rd from twitterrific

weskimcom @dkr and @twatson - it's part of the new frugality - summer has been reduced 40% this year due to rising fuel costs 8:34 AM Jul 23rd from web in reply to dkr

danrubin "Don't do anything stupid, and don't do anything clever." this should be the mantra of interaction/interface design. 3:40 PM Jul 22nd from Hahlo

jcroft @twatson Or by it's OTHER alternate title: "You might not get laid, but at least you'll have more than two dates with her." 1:18 PM Jul 22nd from twitterrific in reply to twatson

simmy Brad's writing a book: "How To Win a Girl's Heart: The Subtle Art of Pleasantries and Small Talk." 12:59 PM Jul 22nd from web

weskimcom Apocalypse Now, eastside edition: Bellevue. I'm in fuckin' Bellevue again. Christ... (cue choppers, Doors music) 2:37 PM Jul 16th from txt

weskimcom if num_tweets_about_crappy_fonts > num_patience_level then kurafire.unfollow, jcroft.unfollow, dope.slap, hair.tear_out, forehead.sma ...... 2:59 PM Jul 15th from web

sourjayne My task flow diagrams bring all the boys to the yard 3:26 PM Jul 10th from twitterrific

scottsimpson It wasn't cheating: I set my Facebook relationship to "it's complicated" five minutes before it happened. Ten minutes later, I set it back. 9:57 AM Jul 1st from web

ajv Never underestimated the power of a chip on one's shoulder. 4:14 PM Jun 26th from web

willpate Lord beer me strength 7:39 AM Jun 24th from web

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