KotD: "Being technical != a geek. Using '!=' in sentences makes you a geek."
about 6 hours ago from web
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KotD: "Every goddamn time you make that joke. 'Had your coffee yet?' I want to stab you in the face."
5:34 PM Nov 25th from web
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KotD: "A normal person, after taking a dump like that, would hide in the stall until everyone's gone. Not you."
5:36 PM Nov 24th from web
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KotD: "The sonofabitch song-sticking part of my brain is rickrolling me."
1:44 PM Nov 23rd from web
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KotD: "Dear Upstairs Neighbor: If you're planning on having wild monkey sex tonight, please move the headboard away from the wall. kthxbye."
4:38 PM Nov 22nd from web
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KotD: "Time Warner now answers the phone, 'How can Time Warner make this a wonderful day?' If you have to call, they've already failed."
2:14 PM Nov 21st from web
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Kvetch of the Day: "The sex was so good, it's taken all the joy out of masturbating."
5:27 PM Nov 20th from web
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