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@alyssey Indie Rock Pete loves his sex like he loves his music- difficult and best enjoyed alone. |
I just figured out how to transform into a gun. It's so simple. Unpopped corn, sour milk and yoga. Elementary. |
@hodgman Did you park in the metered lot that has *two* spots that are for monthly pass members? That's primo Vermont parking ticket. |
@cmpriest Will you settle for a link to a pink wrist watch cellphone? It has "healthiness manage" features. http://is.gd/ahRk |
@blinkingline Hi! Phone! Mapple® Bwand. (dammit, I kind of want that knock off now.) |
@punkybird i'll just read it on wikipedia, like I do for most movies. the performances are more visceral there anyway. |
I mean for 620 Euros I can get a fucking dune buggy: http://tinyurl.com/6frydp |
I love spam! I think I'm going to start buying my electronics wholesale from Chinese factories. This iPhune looks like a nice phone. |
@punkybird No kidding. The one movie I kinda want to see that doesn't have Nixon in it! (Milk) |
My version of drinking alone: commemorate Zappa's death date in my favorite records: Broadway the Hard Way, Bongo Fury, Joe's Garage. |
@annekate welcome to the world of self-employment! believe it or not, it's a pretty good time to be doing your own thing. |
@annatorborg If only they knew how much coffee I drank, your local bean haus would change their ways! |
Just to make sure the rip offs don't get the better of me in a Google: http://baconisavegetable.com/ |
@punkybird Had two computers on the network called Omega Zebulon, renamed one Cocoa Penis. (Cocoa for OS X, Penis cuz my laptop is awesome.) |
@drhastings Why the Babylon Five hate? Are you a space-ist? or did you read his Spider-Man comics? |
@dcorsetto I'm picking up your pink vaginas from the printer tomorrow, hurr hurr. http://is.gd/afb1 |
@chuckm No Blipfest for me. I've gotta run to CT & pick up a carload of emergency bacon shirts. http://is.gd/aeTD |
It's the little pleasures. The petty, little, nasty, entitled pleasures. |
@LaughItOff your username perfectly describes how I deal with injuries! Just yest., I stuck my hand into a pocketed knife. Already healed. |
A special shout-out to my cat Lil' Kim, without whose slippery vomit I would not have almost face-planted into a boiling kettle. High five! |
