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driving to in-laws. calendar says thanksgiving morning, but highway traffic says 5am on a weekend. Empty.
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6 yr old is asking me for privacy; why does a 6 yr old need privacy? It's like that couple in the hotel i just wanted to talk to on Monday
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@DanielleU acai berries didnt exist until last year. They were invented by the guy who invented yoga in 1962 during the cuban missile crisis
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@rcbl if you don't bring pants, you could probably carry club soda. Just because you're on a container ship is no reason to be uncivilized
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Of course GM and Ford could invade Canada. What are canadians going to fight back with? Coho Salmon? Wrist shots from the blue line? Come on
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if the big 3 dont get bailed out, i think they should attack Canada and install an Autogarchy (Montreal, official sponsor of the Ford F-150)
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@rcbl I'm ordering a Suicide Gimlet next time and if the bartender asks what's in it, i'm just going to say "oh god" and start crying.
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@rcbl The Suicide Gimlet: Equal parts gin and despair, served at LAX and LGA after 10pm with hot pretzel and this morning's copy of the WSJ
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@sacca "claptrap" indeed originated in the 1800's when a pretentious staged reading of Dickens positioned the audience above burning sewage
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Staring at a hard drive full of digital photos and wishing they would self-organize, or at the very least unionize and make some demands.
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If I were king (and technically speaking, I am), the 3 automaker CEOs would have to roadtrip home together from DC in a Saturn Ion Coupe.
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Are we ok with the somali pirates using fictional weapons like grappling hooks? I think they should have to use things not found in batman.
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honestly, 6 guys in a dinghy hijacked an oil-tanker the size of Peru with grappling hooks? How do you grapple a tanker? Is grapple a word?
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1st draft of yang memo: "Icahn wont stop sending me email in ALL CAPS & some guy i suspect is Ballmer keeps texting me our stock price."
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What i lack in courage i try to accommodate with fewer carbs and a really knockout multivitamin.
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best name for a city: a) truth or consequences, nm; b) king of prussia, pa; c) The Hague. I choose (c). And im the decider.
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Somali pirates just got whipped by a small royal navy skiff, i think it was the HMS Sun-N'-Splash. No longer impressed w/ Somali Pirates.
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rules for operating a death cab: 1) accelerate at any sign of brake lights in front of you, 2) always change lanes at all times 3) be sleepy
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debating pros/cons of the 3 musketeers bar w/ a kid sitting next to me on the plane. me: "it's too fluffy". him: "it's good".
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