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Somehow the "Don't take candy from strangers!" rule does not apply in the Twitter offices. Or, with cupcakes.
Thanksgiving lunch with 30 of my closest pre-school friends.
Our next car will be a 1975 Mercury Montego StayWag, w/Villager faux-wood panel option. I can just fix it myself. http://bit.ly/wi0R
Now that Ellis Brooks is out of the whole car game, the nearest dealer repair shops for our foolish car are in Santa Clara or Walnut Creek!
@julietweets They never expire, rather, they ignore the expiration date. Just stock pile them.
There is an unattended lit flame-thrower in the Twitter courtyard parking area.
Took A to a high school production of The Phantom Tollbooth. She was on the figurative edge of her seat for whole first act.
NPR just trotted Susan Stanburg out for the annual Cranberry Relish Groaner.
@tshields Those other guys never stood a chance!
Data has value. Deleting data has a cost. Storing data has diminishing, if not vanishing cost. Explain this DELETE statement to me again?
My quality metrics for processing this dirty data set are going in the wrong direction. Now at 25%. Yesterday's Potemkin peak was 80%. Mmm.
Just finished up my fourth school event in 48 hours.
Twilight dinner, Noe Valley. http://twitpic.com/ms1k
Just used "git blame" for the first time. On github even. Sincerely blown away by the power of this feature, despite the pejorative term.
Putting words in your mouth: http://tinyurl.com/6xr64w
Family emails are flying around about the east coast snow flurries. Slightly jealous.
Dear Lazytwitter, What should we do for Thanksgiving?
"Nothing like some Raffi and cream cheese to calm everyone's mood." - @betterhalf
Being driven CRAZY by a Timezone/Timestamp/DateFormat/Time/Date bug.
Mini-mob on 19th at Diamond, hounding Yes On 8 fools out of the Castro. Or so it seems from here.
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