i like your new website spencer
thx i didnt do anything my brother did it all
is sarah a good gf for you?
yeah shes dope as hell (she reads this website)
my friend got me you can make anything sad for my birthday
thats a bad friend
*that i enjoy very much
tell me what it look like
tell me what it is
jordan castro
how does your life compare to how it was a year ago? do you feel better or worse than you did in may 2013
mahbod got fired from rap genius
whats the married life like?
u ever drop bologna on a linoleum floor
Make a sex tape call it "James Dean little brother"
sex tape where my girlfriend comes home, already mad at my negligence from earlier in the day, to find me reading my own book in her bed
Lots of people want u to do gay porn.
me n chris 'oscar bruno d'artois' kissed & thats probably all i'll ever do, i guess
what is a good day for you like?
i dont go to work, i dont stay in bed, i make coffee or shower soon after waking, i don't masturbate, i mail sorry house books, i don't listen to the national, i end up on a roof
just move to la already if youre so miserable in new york
wait are you miserable still?
not miserable, happy w my romantic/social life in nyc but unhappy w/ work & general standing in the world
are you rich from publishing and selling your books?
yes as u know publishing is a decadent and luxurious lifestyle which i enjoy very much
if ur so miserable why dont you just leave?
stop telling me to take responsibility for my feelings dad
ttake me out on a date
hand-blood
hi! i rally love you can make anything sad :)
thanks
seems like you dont even like fucking sarah
her cat scratched my hand and i got hand-blood on her comforter
what was the beyonce fight about?
i didnt want to fuck to beyonce
are you a liar or do you try not to lie?
Bofe
how is your love life?
tldr
what is the best place in brooklyn if i am going to new york to visit
dead horse bay
do you submit your poems places?
no, but im not opposed to it
you seem untrustworthy
yeah, no i am
whens the last time you are sarah fucked
last night, after fighting about beyonce to the point where i almost went home
What's the biggest lie your parents told you growing up?
its gonna be ok
