It's a "panto" apparently.

We know where we're going tonight.

Eww.

Suddenly Dave.

Boo-hoo! So many tests!

The Tony Award-winning Once is will be at AT&T Performing Arts Center from Dec. 17-28. Don't miss out!

Who among you doesn't want to see a band of robots play loud music?

We're not so sure that's legal, guys.

Lower Greenville tho.

We truly are the bad boy of Dallas newspapers.

Sad times for the British guy could be happy times for you.

Get in the holiday spirit with a tree lighting, festive carolers and more at ‪#‎CarrolltonChristmas‬ this weekend.

"Unlike last week, Dallas police blocked off access to Interstate 35 and kept demonstrators from closing the freeway."

We're listening.

BENTLEY! YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

It could never have been the same.

Well, that was a short battle for our ears.

The ability to "demonstrate mature form in skipping" is just one of the things we can't do.

It's like Christmas Eve has come early -- the 2014 ‪#‎DOMusicAwards‬ are tomorrow! Don't worry, there's still time to get your tickets.

Let's file this one under "not convinced," shall we?

Safe to say it's not our holiday favorite.

Doing Dallas with the weekend that's almost here.

JUST ANNOUNCED -- Dave Chappelle will be at House of Blues Dallas on December 15th. Tickets go on sale tonight at 6pm.

We're excited about the Roller Derby World Cup being in Dallas this week.

What a mess.

A DFW favorite hits the big time.

It wasn't the best defense.

Food us right in the mouth hole.

That's us. Boldly following Greg into battle.

The theater itself will have a 4,000-person capacity but will be capable of expanding into an open-air pavilion with a 65,000-square foot lawn that doubles to hold 8,000 people.

So what else happened that year, when the economy was bulletproof and unstoppable?

In which our burger critic compares Cold Beer Company's effort to Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport.

It's your epic, sprawling guide to the 50+ local acts we're putting on this weekend.

If it's your dream to run this Facebook page then boy, do we have the opportunity for you.

The celebration was pretty great, too.

The Gang of Ten seems to have stalled.

Ready to hit the slopes? Enter to win a trip for two to Winter Park Resort.

This lawsuit is the pits.

Lord deliver us from pork temptation.

We can't help our feelings for Frank Campagna.

You don't have to go to them, but the people who do go will be better than you. It's a fact.

Did you ever see Dallas from a DC9 at night?

We triple-dog-dare you to enter to win tickets to see A Christmas Story at The ArtCentre Theatre.

Doesn't seem like ten years ago, does it?

2015 Texas festivals already have a high bar to reach with this line-up including Flaming Lips, Tame Impala, Primal Scream, and many many others.

But can you put a price on CUTE?!

Hey, turns out we should have been worried about water supplies after all! D'oh!

Can the local cookbook teach our average cook to be the pride of North Texas?

We're all about that Bass.

Sorry.

Something called "The Communications and Policy Institute" is going to ensure that all of the news about Dallas is doubleplusgood.

Put ‪#‎ArtopiaDAL‬ tickets at the top of your holiday wish list.

"We are leaving the courthouse because I can't deal with this" said his LAWYER.

Brand new -- the best ever songs about Dallas, Texas, ranked.

Get in my mouth, holiday beer.

Could we actually be about to talk over the toll road?

Dallas Observer Music Awards Ceremony

Resuscitation is needed in Oak Cliff.

His choicest quotes about the incident include "any sick fuck that thinks this is the time to crack irony jokes can go the he'll away" and " I do not support drunk driving, I don't support a law against it either."

Everyone's ganging up on the DMN food critic.