It's Going to Be Really Hard for the Cowboys to Make the Playoffs

One of the local blogs up here referenced this story which is how I found it being in Philly. In all honesty I had figured that with the Cowboys it would have been a season split (may still be), but would thought this would have been yours due to being a home game for you all. In watching it seems like your QB is not right, there were a number of times that he had about 20-30yds ahead of him and wouldnt run.

Does anyone have the NSFW version of this pic?

I lost interest in the Cowboys in 1989 when Jerry Jones bought the team and fired Tom Landry. So it had been a while since I even thought about the Cowboys when a friend of mine invited me to a game in Jones Arlington stadium. I went along out of curiosity and maybe with a little hope that my affection for the team would somehow be re-kindled I found the experience a larger than life metaphor for the Jerry Jones Cowboys: an over scaled, over priced distraction that demeans the nobility and pathos of the game that I once admired and maybe even loved. It isn't easy to focus on the game in Jerry World but there they were, flanked by go-go dancers, new car displays, beyond the sub-woofer wave so powerful as to cause temporary deafness, under the gigantic hovering digital television/scoreboard, tiny little men dressed in Cowboys uniforms doing something that resembled American football- absent the crowd experience of physical contact at the line of scrimmage that was a feature or the game at Texas Stadium. I thanked my friend for the outing and walked to my car with the new realization that I was never a Cowboys at all...all that time I was really a Landry fan.    

About what you would expect of a team managed by Jerry Jones. But don't lose any sleep over the playoffs, the Cowboys have not had a winning record in December for 17 years.

I have not seen anything from the Cowboys this season that would lead me to believe they anything other than an 8-8 team, give or take a few fortunate breaks and bad calls in games they ended up winning.

Cowboys were suppose to go 8-8 again because of the defense, so we can't complain too much. I just hope we beat the Eagles.

@JackJett  I can't decide if the NSFW pic would pan back to reveal a person blowing him or if it would show us the grand finale of a scat scene.

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz 

The alternative is to not allow a division winner, regardless how shitty the division, to participate in the playoffs.  I don't see that happening.    

@wcvemail @b_hankin

I still cant believe Romo got that contract that he did years ago, especially without having won anything!. He has talent, but makes some of the dumbest moves at the most inopportune times for you all.

Wow... I came on here trying to be respectful and have a conversation and you want to bring booing up. 

@JustSaying  I am not interested in any Number 2 on Number 3, but I would like to see him out of his tights. And I would like to see if Number 83 is as much of a tight end as I imagine. 

@wcvemail @Catbird  "True to the Game"

...http://blog.sfgate.com/thebigevent/2013/04/19/true-to-the-game-y-a-tittle-remembers-teammate-pat-summerall/

@JackJett Tony Romo could win 3 consecutive Super Bowls, league MVPs, and one day get inducted to the Ring of Honor and Hall of Fame. Even if all that happens and I could be him for just one day that day would be the first time Jessica Simpson gave it up to him. Because boobs.

@wcvemail @b_hankin Very few QB's out there are worth the kind of money they threw at Romo and even McNabb during his time here. And both of them are not it! We will see what happens next season up here as we have Sanchez due up and Foles on the last of his rookie. So at some point we gonna have to pay someone soon!

But I love the fact that Jeff comes out once a year at the end to give the state of the season message and then go back to his box. Until your man Jones learns to keep himself out of the decisions and let a GM come in and have free rain to do the necessary moves, I dont see anything changing in TX any time soon.

@JustSaying I use to play this game when we would cover the AVN convention and Awards, where I would go around and feel each female porn stars boobs and try to guess how much they weigh and if they were real or not.  About the third year I got pretty good at it and would know when the girls were not being truthful about implants.  

We had Christopher Knight on the show who gave me instructions on how to properly feel up a girls breast (for the purpose of foreplay not for weighing) and we had Mary Carey as a model.  I learned a hoop and scoop maneuver that ended with clipping the nipple with a finger nail.  I wasn't very good with that as it was just too much for me to deal with at one time, plus the lack of hair made my hands slippery.  

My experiences with various vaginas have been a total nightmare, but one can never say I didn't give it a try.  

@b_hankin yeah but look at these five Super Bowl rings.

@JackJett I dated a few strippers in my early 20's. Thanks to that level of boob exposure I have the ability to spot implants like I was a damn plastic surgeon myself. Occasionally a pair of implants will look so real or a set of naturals will be so perky and symmetrical that I am actually wrong but the feel test gives you the correct answer every time. I'm an advocate of naturals. I want the nipples of some big ass titties to be staring at the walls when Im on top, not looking at the ceiling fan.

@ChrisYu @b_hankin Yup, you do have them and with the owner you have right now... they wont be having any friends joining them and will continue to collect dust.

@ChrisYu 

When all else fails, there's always ancient history shit talkin'.