Alright, Dez, We'll Run Your Fucking Rant Unfucking Censored, Okie Fucking Doke?
After last night's drubbing of the Bears in Chicago, Dez Bryant had one simple request: that the assembled press not censor his post-game rant when the ran it the next day -- no "little stars," no nothing. Dallas Cowboys Fuckin' Dez and fuckin' Tony in motherfuckin' Chicago Thursfuck.
After waiting dutifully all day for someone, anyone, to heed this very important Cowboy's simple request, it appears we're once again going to have to play the roll of town potty mouth. So here is Dez Bryant, after last night's game, speaking with the local media:
"Fuck no, I do not care. Because I know I'm not doing anything wrong. They don't know what's going on. I can't care less. They ain't on no sidelines. Nobody's on the sidelines with us. The only thing they're waiting for us to do is take an L and they can talk a bunch of shit about us. 'Oh, the same 'ol Cowboys in December.' C'mon man. Ain't none of that. We're going to take advantage of what we need to take advantage of. I don't give a fuck who films it. That's the truth, That's the truth. That's how I feel. As long as we get the W, that's all that matters. Put that shit down. You don't have to put the little -- what you do, put the little stars by it. Put my whole cuss words in there. I meant that."
G$d bl&6s you, D$% Br&n7.
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