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[–]Davidhaslhof 2055 points2056 points  (281 children)

I think I just vomited a little

[–]HustlerThug 938 points939 points  (112 children)

any liquid that's orange and doesn't taste close to oranges is unnatural and a sin.

[–]Claymation-Satan 127 points128 points  (33 children)

I challenge you to try IRN BRU

[–]scunner 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Drink of the gods!

[–]TheRandomScotsman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bloody right!

[–]mna_mna 7 points8 points  (20 children)

What flavour is it?

[–]jameskmonger 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Irn Bru flavour

[–]fgalv 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Girders

[–]starlinguk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aye.

[–]LargeCanadian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows.

[–]LetsWorkTogether 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It's actually the same (or very similar) flavor as Inca Kola. It's hard to describe but it's like a cream/birch/bubblegum flavor.

[–]HyperspaceCatnip 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I recall reading an article that trying new sodas can taste like bubblegum to you if you're not used to them, due to the specific compounds used to give it a taste not being common in things you've tasted before. It's like how people from the UK will think US soft drinks like taste like bubblegum, whereas people from the US think UK soft drinks do. Once you get used to them the "bubblegum" taste kind of goes away (I say this from experience).

Having drunk plenty of soda in the US and UK, including some of the more weird ones you can get (like chocolate flavour), Inca Kola tastes pretty good and I drink it pretty regularly, doesn't taste much like Irn Bru at all (which I also love).

One of the chocolate ones wasn't bad, the others were terrible. Also, the actual "bubblegum flavour" sodas do actually taste like bubblegum, but they're kind of gross.

[–]chao06 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Huh, that's interesting! I also got bubblegum from Irn Bru.

[–]Felix500 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dood, fricking IRN BRU!

When I visited I was recommended it and it was pretty good.

[–]Claymation-Satan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty good? Pretty good?!

IT IS A GOD SEND. HOW DARE YOU?

[–]johnnyrd 204 points205 points  (18 children)

Carrot juice is pretty gud.

[–]samoorai 435 points436 points  (5 children)

The Devil take you and your carrot juice.

[–]chumly143 49 points50 points  (4 children)

The devil take this predictable colon!

Reference Because no one ever gets my Futurama jokes.

[–]highflyindude 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.

[–]riot92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good news!

[–]yParticle 8 points9 points  (8 children)

That stuff's like vegan chocolate milk or something; it's not at all what you expect. So smooth, creamy, and sweet.

[–]platinum001 110 points111 points  (41 children)

What about mango juice?

[–]Spacejams1 202 points203 points  (34 children)

Counterpoint: real mango juice isn't really orange

[–]gormster 147 points148 points  (16 children)

Countercounterpoint: yes it fucking is, I juiced like a dozen mangoes to make mango gelato and it is orange as fuck.

Note: it wasn't really a dozen it was four but it took ages. Mango gelato is a pain in the arse.

[–]Amo94 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Not here to argue but to say that sounds amazing!

[–]username112358 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I am here to argue and no it does not sound amazing. Rather, it sounds fantastic.

[–]phliuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[–]sweetlikecandy 160 points161 points  (2 children)

Fucking rekt

[–]SWandtheSeveredDwarf 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Yes it is. Are you high?

[–]Dark-Yoda 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Are you not?

[–]SWandtheSeveredDwarf 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Where are we?

[–]Spajina 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gots ta get me some'a dat mango drank!

[–]titfarmer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I beg to differ. I have a mango tree in my back yard and the juice is 100% orange.

[–]G-had 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You just insulted the Scottish national drink, you've made an enemy for life.

[–]I_Raptus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Irn Bru!

[–]GourangaPlusPlus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You take that shit back and drink your irn-bru

[–]OBVIOUSLY_NOT_NSA 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Vomit is not allowed. Please drink another verification can.

[–]abelcc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dewitos is for you and me.

[–]hcbaron 52 points53 points  (56 children)

Yea I can't imagine this tastes very good. It doesn't look official at all either judging by the sticker. Where did this take place?

[–]joes_nipples[S] 144 points145 points  (54 children)

It was some kind of official mtn dew product testing thing. They had a few flavors (the others weren't as weird) and had a survey at the end.

I think the flavors were lemon ginger, mango habanero (also weird), and rainbow sherbet which tasted like medicine.

[–]ModalEclipse 70 points71 points  (37 children)

Rainbow sherbert? Who the hell would ever think that was a good idea?

[–]joes_nipples[S] 85 points86 points  (25 children)

None of the flavors were very good tbh. Lemon ginger was ok but it just tasted like ginger ale

[–]homeless_charlie 46 points47 points  (20 children)

A lot of these sound like popular flavors from other countries, like lemon-ginger or mango-habanero.

[–]iBeenie 75 points76 points  (17 children)

Sound more like chip flavors I would never buy rather than sodapop flavors I'll never buy.

[–]spittafan 24 points25 points  (14 children)

i would buy lemon ginger lays real quick

[–]berriesthatburn 30 points31 points  (8 children)

I'd buy mango habanero chips for sure.

[–]marltoninmyrari 6 points7 points  (5 children)

They have Lay's mango salsa. Not my cup of tea.

[–]Khanstant 6 points7 points  (1 child)

When has anything mango-habenero not been delicious? Also, isn't Dorito flavour scientifically engineered to be an unstoppable taste, wouldn't such a drink be dangerous? Your body would never tell you to stop drinking.

[–]abbazabbbbbbba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sherbet

[–]fortris 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Is this fucking real life or did I die and go to montage parody heaven?

Press f to pay your respects, call of duty on the same shelf as Mountain Dew and Doritos and now THIS?

Actually I'm going to be upset if it turns out I didn't die.

[–]joes_nipples[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It's all part of the master plan. The next step is edible dewitos flavored CoD discs (now with bonus respects if you pre-order)

[–]Brodyseuss 15 points16 points  (5 children)

When did real life become an episode of South Park?

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 12 points13 points  (4 children)

When we all lost our self respect and started opening our wallets to make ironic statements.

[–]aima_a_liesse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really wish they'd bring back the key lime flavor they had years ago. :c

[–]GusFringus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I love mango-habanero sauce so fucking much.

But as a Mountain Dew flavor? ECH

[–]Yakuza_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemon-Mango Mountain Dew sounds good.

Why the fuck would you add habanero and ginger to the mix?

[–]S_p_a_c_e__D_o_u_b_t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with the sticker?

[–]joes_nipples[S] 233 points234 points  (93 children)

It was just really..werid. Like Doritos in liquid form. Guess the neckbeards will like it. I'm not a fan

[–]mikerhoa 143 points144 points  (38 children)

Was it warm? Please tell me they didn't serve it to you warm...

[–]joes_nipples[S] 296 points297 points  (32 children)

It was like room temperature. They all were

[–]aima_a_liesse 65 points66 points  (25 children)

DEAR GOD. I never thought I could vomit just from the thought of something, but I just might.

[–]joes_nipples[S] 102 points103 points  (23 children)

It honestly wasn't that disgusting. It tasted like orange with a doritos after taste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunken.

[–]brwbck 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Mmm, orange soda with a Doritos aftertaste. Almost like a 7 year old ate a whole bag and then gargled with a gulp of Mt Dew and then backwashed it all back into the bottle, right?

[–]therealknewman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

ah god why did you post this?!? whyyyyyyy

[–]Duzziecatz 28 points29 points  (13 children)

I am one of those people who see something and expect it to taste like that. I would be extremely adverse to eating a cake that looks exactly like a hamburger because while looking at the cake I am expecting a hamburger taste and if I eat it and it taste like cake, it would be be one of the worse thing I ever eaten. It's like fucking with my mind and expectation. Orange looking juice better taste like fruits and not friken chips. Eww.

[–]joes_nipples[S] 54 points55 points  (5 children)

I had no idea what the fuck to expect. It was just an all around strange experience. Someone at the mountain dew design department was getting really high.

[–]chumly143 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Or they listened in on the internet and took the internet's jokes about how they should make a doritos flavored mt dew as an actually serious plea, now they'll be bewildered why it doesn't cause spontaneous human combustion at the mere mention of it

[–]yParticle 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Or it did, and they neatly destroyed their only market.

[–]MaritMonkey 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I once woke up after a night of vigorous drinking and encountered a mug of (now cold) coffee next to the sink and went to take a swig of it.

Not coffee.

Immediately puked into the kitchen sink.

After I got a second to let my brain reset from its expectations, it was just a mug of flat Coke that I'd never gotten around to putting rum in, but in that instant it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.

[–]Hefbit 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Almost got a friend with messing with expectations. We used to work at a gas station together when we were in our early twenties and in addition to sliding fucked up pictures we'd draw on receipt paper under the bathroom door while one of us was shitting there was also messing with their drinks. Now, it's nothing crazy but the look on his face/reaction when he got out to take a drink of his Mountain Dew only to realize it it was Diet Mountain Dew was pretty great.

TL;DR - Diet Mountain Dew is disgusting as fuck.

[–]thrillho_69 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Sounds a bit like 'Thums Up' cola. Tastes like cola with a curry aftertaste.

[–]applecored83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that stuff. Was never sure if that was the taste or if the smell was just lingering on the bottle from the store I bought it from.

[–]sinascendant 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Taste testing is done best at room temperature, you taste the flavor less when it's cold.

[–]Dirt_McGirt_ 27 points28 points  (1 child)

But I don't wanna taste the flavor.

[–]IhAVEsceneITman 19 points20 points  (6 children)

So.. What am I supposed to eat with this? Mountain Dew flavored chips?

[–]3141592652 38 points39 points  (4 children)

[–]slickmcwilly 11 points12 points  (3 children)

[–]hulkbro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

so i can wash down my mountain dew flavoured doritos with doritos flavoured mountain dew?!

[–]burniemcburn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo... dawg?

[–]joes_nipples[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You eat nothing... that's the point. It's the next step in stoner evolution!

[–]geeeeh 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Reminds me of the Jones Soda Holiday Pack.

[–]Rocks_and_such 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yhe only time I have ever thrown up immediately after tasting something is when I tried the "turkey and gravy" Jones soda. Never again

[–]chrisondamoon 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Was it sweet tasting too

[–]joes_nipples[S] 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Yeah it was like a weird mix of mountain dew flavor and doritos. Like if you shoved a handful of doritos in your mouth and chugged some dew at the same time. Not that I've ever done that...

[–]brief_thought 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Not that... any of us have ever done that.

[–]dhingus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doritos locos taco + baja blast

does this count?

[–]Chewbonga420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've never done the dew?

[–]love-from-london 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's the neckbeard singularity.

[–]Casemods 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–]otterbry 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This will explain what compounds make that "flavor".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2NU8IQEvs

[–]Thatdamnalex 542 points543 points  (52 children)

Doritos pronounced by a 2 year old

[–]RareBeauty 148 points149 points  (45 children)

I would feel like a moron ordering it...what about Mountitos instead?

Never mind. Yuck.

[–]joes_nipples[S] 309 points310 points  (42 children)

What about they just get rid of that flavor and never think of selling it again

[–]mikerhoa 16 points17 points  (38 children)

Am I the only person on planet Earth that kinda misses the Taco Bell flavor?

[–]5ee5 57 points58 points  (4 children)

taco bell flavor? baja blast?

[–]peezyweezy 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I know they still have that at my local Tbell

[–]penis-joke 48 points49 points  (10 children)

[–]redJetpackNinja 19 points20 points  (4 children)

How do I get 60 fl. oz. into a 32 fl. oz. cup?!

[–]imthatguydavid 8 points9 points  (1 child)

thank you for this.

[–]Kagrok 5 points6 points  (13 children)

They sell that outside of Taco Bell now.

[–]etherealcaitiff 8 points9 points  (12 children)

No they don't, that was only over the summer.

[–]Nightshade1105 6 points7 points  (11 children)

Not true. All over the place here in San Diego.

[–]Gornagik 34 points35 points  (9 children)

That's because it's always summer in San Diego and you can never leave

[–]Tallow316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can never leave

Are they programmed to receive, though

[–]breaktsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you mean Baja Blast but oh god Taco Bell flavored soda

[–]bordy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doritos pronounced by Barbara Wawa.

[–]Zardok 211 points212 points  (24 children)

Now the big question is, will Doritos make a Mountain Dew flavor of chips?

[–]shamansanchez 143 points144 points  (16 children)

I think they've done that in Japan, actually...

EDIT: Ah, it was Cheetos... Not sure if that's better or worse.

[–]termisique 90 points91 points  (13 children)

Not sure why you are being downvoted, but Doritos did have the Mountain Dew flavor in the USA. Does anyone remember the Doritos mystery flavor in the black bag? Turns out it was Mountain Dew. http://mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/Doritos_Quest

[–]redsirrah 36 points37 points  (11 children)

I knew there was a wiki for everything, but for Mt. Dew?

[–]termisique 14 points15 points  (10 children)

The very first website I went to was Pepsi.com, why the fuck did Pepsi need a website in 1997? Why do they need one now? The internet my friend, everything is here even if no one will ever see it.

[–]ihadanamebutforgot 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Taco Bell has a phone app now. Why would I ever deliberately install software just to tell me about Taco Bell?

[–]ReptarsSingleDaddy 0 points1 point  (8 children)

For takeout

[–]seditious_commotion 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Do Taco Bells near you take orders anywhere than the drive thru or counter? Is someone really ordering fast food in advance? Wouldn't that save you like 2 minutes?

[–]doctuhjason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I tried these when they came out. They tasted like fruit loops and ranch dressing. That is the only time I have ever called the "Questions or comments?" number on the back of the bag. I asked them if they had tried them, and the lady on the phone told me she thought they were awful too, and sent me a check in the mail for $5.

[–]SuckMyDax 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"Mounting You... we will fuck your mouth with taste."

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well…that's certainly a unique way of promoting chips. Not sure if it'll be effective with their general demographic.

[–]KlopeksWithCoppers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And then, will Taco Bell make a taco out of it?

[–]JakJakAttacks 142 points143 points  (8 children)

No need to buy both anymore.

Soon they'll offer an intravenous option. Xbox will be thrilled.

[–]Frohirrim 103 points104 points  (4 children)

Please insert verification needle.

[–]PureCiroc 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Please drink a verification can.

[–]Moon_Whaler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actually this drink makes you hallucinate CoD multiplayer.

[–]buickandolds 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a joke post on /r/pcmasterrace. Then i realized it wasn't and laughed harder.

[–]salamat_engot 112 points113 points  (2 children)

[–]lou22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Life, uh, finds a way.

[–]GHarriott 78 points79 points  (15 children)

Ok so what do you wash down a Dewito with?

[–]homeless_charlie 171 points172 points  (6 children)

A bevwage.

[–]ForgetfulDoryFish 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Bevwage is vwat bwings us togevah today.

[–]2th 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I thought it was wuv twue wuv.

[–]mikerhoa 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Whiskey and shame...

[–]GHarriott 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Lots of shame.

[–]El_Dicko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and a small bowl of doritos that turns into a whole family bag.

[–]sidepart[🍰] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

A tall glass of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong...

[–]nascentia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A gun in your mouth.

[–]StevieNickers 295 points296 points  (14 children)

[–]Phoequinox 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Immediately what I thought of. That shit is actually fucking happening. What the fuck?

[–]1sagas1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Except it's not

[–]FourAM 32 points33 points  (4 children)

ERROR! Please drink a verification can.

[–]MrEpicwill 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I need this on a tshirt, can I do that? I'd love to have the spaghetti of trying to explain to someone my shirt is referencing an obscure 4chan post.

"What's 4chan?"

[–]WantToButWont 19 points20 points  (2 children)

"Who's 4chan?"

Fixed that for you.

[–]FourAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you say his name in front of your monitor 3 times in the dark he'll empty all your bank accounts and post child porn on your Facebook wall. 4 teh lulz.

[–]BlackDavidDuchovny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]baitXtheXnoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How have I never seen this? My eyes are watering from laughter...

[–]Assassin-behin 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Doritos Dew it right!

[–]517634 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Because it seems that not enough people are getting the reference.

Here it is.

[–]turtlerocks01 36 points37 points  (3 children)

[–]KingofSkitz 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I seriously gagged looking at that...

[–]DadMomUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So did I...

[–]butterybiscuitbase1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

/r/pcmasterrace is going to have a field day

[–]nameisavailable 28 points29 points  (2 children)

So I can eat Doritos while I drink Doritos while I think about Doritos?

[–]ILIEKDEERS 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No.

You can eat Doritos while eating tacos while drinking Doritos flavored Mountain Dew while you eat a bag of Doritos.

[–]bombjuice 31 points32 points  (1 child)

r/montageparodies

[–]92235 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–]wizzygang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please drink a verification can.

[–]Okay_you_got_me 16 points17 points  (3 children)

"If Taco Bell can do it, why can't we?!"

[–]gypsywhisperer 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Taco Bell is owned by Pepsi. Pepsi also owns Frito Lay. So they've done it before.

[–]TWiThead 8 points9 points  (1 child)

PepsiCo hasn't owned Taco Bell since 1997, when its fast food division (also comprising Pizza Hut and KFC) was split into a separate company called Tricon Global Restaurants (later renamed Yum! Brands).

However, PepsiCo and Yum! Brands have retained various contractual relationships, as well as entering into new ones. Many of the two companies' executives previously worked together at the pre-split PepsiCo, so they tend to collaborate exceptionally well.

[–]SlothHS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MLG OFFICIAL GAMING FUEL, NO MORE MESSY XBOX CONTROLLERS

[–]mikerhoa 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Now neckbeards don't even need to expel the energy to chew anymore...

[–]ebjazzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

[–]AasianApina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ultimate peasant juice?

[–]RedHotDornishPeppers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/montageparodies will have a field day with this

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it come with the new Call of Duty?

[–]careld 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmm, sweaty feet.

[–]captain_obvious_scum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmmmmmm a cheesy cold salty carbonated drink.

FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PUKING

[–]BlackDavidDuchovny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come back with the new Dewrito drink for triple XP

http://i.imgur.com/rEvo9LZ.jpg

[–]Fox8NewsWebStories 1 point2 points  (2 children)

joes_nipples, were you taste-testing at Kent State? Could you get a hold of us for a story here at Fox 8? Either reply or email: tips@fox8.com. Thanks!!

[–]80Skates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of the seconds saved for COD players now! No more cheese stains on their thumbsticks!

[–]Harperlarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only in America would they create a soft drink that tastes like Doritos.

[–]Simplerdayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepsi was too concerned with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think whether or not they should...

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My initial reaction wants to be "ew".

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do it.

[–]bowlpaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else feel like mike tyson when reading "Dewitos"

[–]1541drive 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Urine samples

[–]qwerqmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should have named it "Doritos Dew it right!"

[–]Bloome 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kent state?

[–]waggie21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Doritos. I would never want to fucking drink Doritos.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Because, Merica.

[–]Vete_Cy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so...its liquid ebola

[–]go_kart_mozart 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Dude those bottles are sketch as fuck there is definitely rohypnol in them.

[–]FynXoyk 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Why the fuck would you want to date rape anyone who would go to a mountain dew/doritos tasting!?

[–]joes_nipples[S] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Yeah... I'm sure the official mtn dew promotion with electronic surveys and t-shirt giveaways was just a big roofie plot...

[–]-Badger- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, probably.

[–]ThrowAway0805090 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I sampled that shit, I'd pray they WERE roofied so I could forget drinking that shit.

[–]poduszkowiec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]OrionRhodes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE PEASANTRY HAS REACHED MAXIMUM CAPACITY! IT CAN NO LONGER SUSTAIN ITSELF! EVERYONE EVACUATE!

[–]GiraffeGoingToWork 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The peasants are at it again

[–]wabysaby 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But when will they come out with a Doritos and Dew flavor at the same time I like to fill my mouth with Doritos and then pour Dew over them.

[–]Catawamoctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might actually fit in at /r/shittyfoodporn

[–]Razenghan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's their new "Call of Dewty" flavor.

[–]Ovidestus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Jumala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It goes perfect with my neon green Mountain Dew flavored Doritos.