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[–]nomadbishop 2136 points2137 points  (290 children)

What job shocked you the most by finding out how awful it really was?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 3535 points3536 points  (286 children)

Many jobs appear bad at a glance, only to get much worse at a second glance.

And some jobs simply get worse and worse with every subsequent glance, which is why (of course) many people watch the program with their eyes closed.

I was never in a position to close my eyes, and consequently, I enjoyed a front-row seat to a great variety of pits, and holes, that most people simply don't know exist.

One brief example might be the interior of an ocean buoy.

In the Coast Guard, buoy tenders are responsible for hoisting these giant steel contraptions out of the ocean, and refurbishing them.

In this case, "refurbishment" means "crawling into a woefully inadequate tube not much larger than the space taken up by your shoulders, and wiggling your way like a worm into the shadowy depths whereupon you begin to remove the barnacles and various other forms of nautical life with a stick or some other improvised tool."

I could go on, but I won't.

[–]AmerikanInfidel 1737 points1738 points  (134 children)

Buoy guy here. Can concur. Once you start scraping that shit off and things start crawling around you and dripping down your neck you have got to question the honesty of your recruiter. Also, the deck gets slippery. Add to that your in 5-10 foot swells and you and half the other guys where out drinking until up to an hour or so before the ship cast off makes for a hell of a day.

Please tell me they let you use the "happy hooker".

Edit: here is a video of the happy hooker. Skip to about 1:50 for the one that we used.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nYX-V5W8VQ

Edit 2: /U/lazishere posted a great video that shows everything I am poorly trying to describe and answers a lot of questions below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeinSYKLUOE#t=160s

[–]I_can_pun_anything 501 points502 points  (22 children)

Ahh just one of the good ol buoys

[–]AmerikanInfidel 418 points419 points  (9 children)

Yeah, it had its ups and downs.

[–]warrioriii 194 points195 points  (41 children)

Might seem naive, but why do you bother cleaning these if they're in the water?

[–]AmerikanInfidel 657 points658 points  (31 children)

Um, I was told too? But all that growth weighs them down more and it can fuck up the paint leading to rust?

[–]verdatum 519 points520 points  (13 children)

Jesus H. Christ! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

[–]Texasherp 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Because... You need to make a good presentation to all the fishies in the sea

[–]BadArtThief 120 points121 points  (22 children)

Coast guard represent!

Never got the opportunity myself to get stationed on a buoy tender, but those crews work hard, party hard definitely.

[–]doodlelogic 99 points100 points  (12 children)

Is that a euphemism for the job driving them to drink?

[–]BadArtThief 29 points30 points  (8 children)

If we're being honest here, my knowledge of the 'party hard' came from my BM1 who was on a buoy tender, who himself, partied hard.

Come to think of it, he would find any reason to party hard.

[–]Jayc3 1249 points1250 points  (75 children)

Oh gosh, my claustrophobia is acting up..

'crawling into a woefully inadequate tube not much larger than the space taken up by your shoulders'

allmynopes.jpeg

<3 u guiz

[–]Xylem-up 405 points406 points  (39 children)

Water AND tight spaces? You wouldn't have to fire me from that job.

[–]thesolidsnake 130 points131 points  (32 children)

Don't forget dark. Awful.

[–]LawBobLoblaw 197 points198 points  (30 children)

Claustraphobia + hydrophobia + darknessphobia = seriously the worst combo ever with that gig:

Trapped forever + megaladon at your feet + spooky ghosts.

[–]Benlarge1 377 points378 points  (20 children)

Also, you're trapped down there with a spooky skeleton AND ITS INSIDE YOU

[–]jellyberg 348 points349 points  (10 children)

I thought I didn't have claustrophobia but having read his comment I'm now not so sure...

[–]Skippy8898 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Only one way to find out. Into the tube you go.

[–]Sbubka 74 points75 points  (3 children)

I didn't even know I was claustrophobic but I feel SUPER uncomfortable right now

[–]9371 37 points38 points  (5 children)

That's how they clean some of the rail cars that you see on the tracks that carry chemicals. The outer metal that you see is really only for show. It covers several inches of insulation. The actual tank is buried in there, is much smaller, and has much thicker metal. Someone puts on a rubber suit, gets a headlamp, and wiggles horizontally into the tube (this is a job for smaller people), and scrapes the dried chemical off the wall with a razor blade.

[–]SSJStarwind16 2453 points2454 points  (204 children)

What dirty jobs did you always want to do but the network or producers wouldn't let you do? (too dangerous, inappropriate, so on)

Thanks for the AMA and good job with your skilled workers scholarship!

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 3464 points3465 points  (200 children)

Thanks for the encouragement. The Skilled Trades could do with a few more fans, and I'm proud to be one of them.

Regarding barriers to dirt, there have been many, and for a multitude of reasons. The segments I was most interested in doing but found the most resistance around was that of a rendering facility.

Aside from the fact that "rendering facilities" are by their very definition optically horrific, there was another concern that I had not considered.

That concern can be spelled out with the following letters.

M-O-B.

That's right - the Mob is still involved in a surprising number of rendering facilities. Why the Mob has such a rich history in garbage-related industries and rendering-related industries is a conversation beyond my pay grade.

I only know how relieved I was to finally find a rendering outfit that was not owned or operated by the Cosa Nostra.

That facility was in Northern California. And they were called North State Rendering.

To this day, I'm impressed with how brave they were in their decision to let us provide our viewers with an unvarnished look at what it takes to turn a dead cow into several hundred pounds of chicken feed.

Yes, I'm deeply proud of that day.

[–]ssracer 2177 points2178 points  (42 children)

North state rendering is about to get an offer they can't refuse.

[–]ryneisme 754 points755 points  (27 children)

[–]douko 201 points202 points  (12 children)

I love the pun Pearls Before Swine, "Dunk rye for me Arch and Tina" being my favorite. Link

[–]Jesters 1910 points1911 points  (36 children)

Wait.

The Mob likes operations that turn big things into untraceable, unrecognizable chunks?

I wonder what the obsession is?

[–]Dick_Harrington 1473 points1474 points  (31 children)

New from Burger King, the 'New York Classic', with extra Frankie the Squealer.

Have it our way! Or else.

[–]Dhrakyn 267 points268 points  (9 children)

Fast food is people, people.

[–]NAS89 875 points876 points  (33 children)

I was the Automation Controls Engineer for a large rendering company in the United States when your episode of Dirty Jobs came out.

I just want to point out that the level of cleaning up NSR did before you got there, to make the job seem less dirty, was amazing. The stuff I've seen and been in, and then seeing NSR, two different worlds.

And the company I worked for wasn't even close to mob owned. If you're ever serious about wanting to go do the "Somebody's Gotta Do It" take on rendering, shoot me a PM. I might be able to get you in contact with a company that might be willing.

[–]PM_UR_FACE_B4_SNEEZE 643 points644 points  (17 children)

Nice try, Mafia Recruiter.

Edit: extra letter.

[–]NAS89 370 points371 points  (15 children)

Hey, you want I should render your face?

I mean...uh....nope. Not the mafia. What's a mafia. Who are you?

[–]moogle516 52 points53 points  (5 children)

"wasn't even close to mob owned. "

So kinda owned and controlled by the Mafia, but not really , well kind of but don't tell anyone kind of way ?

[–]Dymethyltryptamine 55 points56 points  (4 children)

I was with a bearing manufacturer that makes the largest bearings in the world. It was the same thing there. When "How its made" was doing a segment on us, people were forced to clean the floor and machines with toothbrushes. Figuratively speaking, of course. The working conditions were made to look a lot better on TV than they are in reality. I'm sure they do that everywhere, except for Japanese factories. They're just always freakishly clean.

[–]drain_pipe 1082 points1083 points  (117 children)

Do you follow an exercise/weightlifting routine? I was watch Dirty Jobs a few years ago and realized you must do some sort of training.

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 3324 points3325 points  (116 children)

For a while, when I agonized over maintaining the illusion of fitness, I committed myself to a routine that centered around Burpees.

Also known as "the Prison Workout," Burpees require one to drop from a standing position into a squat. Then you kick your legs backward, and do a push-up. Then, you return to the squatting position. Then, you leap into the air as high as you can. Then you do it again.

And again.

And again.

Until you are either

A) No longer fat

or

B) Vomiting uncontrollably.

The end.

[–]drain_pipe 525 points526 points  (13 children)

Thanks for replying to my question. I'm familiar with burpees and his much they suck. I noticed during some of the episodes you were required to lift heavy things, or move your body in unconventional ways, and for the most part you pulled it off gracefully. Kudos.

[–]tfwqij 152 points153 points  (2 children)

Haha, we used to call them Herpes, because on my sports team they were considered terrible and whenever you thought they were gone for good they would come right back

[–]ieataquacrayons 171 points172 points  (46 children)

This inspires me.

[–]Belthazzar 514 points515 points  (41 children)

And terrifies me.

EDIT: just did 4 of them. Worst moment of my life.

I'll try 5 of them tomorow.

[–]elpach 1178 points1179 points  (15 children)

I fell over in the squatting position and hit my head on a table. Back to reddit for me.

[–]JustAnotherGraySuit 1122 points1123 points  (161 children)

Mike, I work for a company that squishes poop. I would have thought squishing poop is easy, but it turns out it's more complicated than it sounds.

Sometimes we do beer and stuff, but usually it's poop.

Would you be interested in squishing poop with me or one of the other guys here?

Edit: Figured I'd ask since if you're doing a Baltimore Somebody's Got To Do It, you could stop by while you're in the area.


Edit 2: Since a bunch of people asked, I've gotten tentative approval for a group AMA with our poop squishing experts right before Thanksgiving. Everybody can find out what's going to happen to their Thanksgiving dinner after they're done with it.

I've also been told there will be lots of cake. This makes me nervous.

[–]ThePineappleman 429 points430 points  (101 children)

I'm going to need you to to let us know why poop has a need to be squished.

[–]JustAnotherGraySuit 1381 points1382 points  (99 children)

Everybody poops.

There's a magic pipe in your house that takes your poop away.

That magic pipe meets up with a bunch of other pipes.

Some of those pipes connect to big treatment plants. Some of those pipes go into your water. And some pipes go into both at the same time, because a hundred or two hundred years ago nobody cared about that stuff.

The poop needs to stay out of the water. So does all the other stuff. There's a lot of steps to getting that out. At the end, you're left with lot of clean water, some 'floatables' you've collected, and a lot of liquidated, mostly-kinda-pretty-much-cleaned-up poop and other things. Think of it as chocolate milk, but a bit smellier.

There's still a whole lot of water in there. Because it's hard to transport that smelly chocolate milk, you've got to squish the poop into cake. Now you have cake and water. If someone offers you cake around the main office, DO NOT ACCEPT THE CAKE. THE CAKE REALLY IS A LIE!

So that's why we squish the poop. We even have some guys that go all across the country, squishing poop for people. Well, and beer leftovers. And fish guts. And in one memorable occasion I hope I never, ever get to repeat personally, pulped chicken parts that ended up coating one engineer from head to toe.

But mostly poop.

[–]todayisnotahalfday 322 points323 points  (3 children)

My day at the office just got a whole lot better.

[–]ThePineappleman 242 points243 points  (4 children)

You sir are my hero. You and your colleagues are in a tireless journey of keeping poop out of my drinking water and for that I salute you.

[–]Nabber86 100 points101 points  (28 children)

So you are a sludge press operator.

[–]JustAnotherGraySuit 137 points138 points  (23 children)

Whoa, good catch! Do you work in the wastewater industry?

We actually make some really neat sludge presses, help people tune them for exactly what they want to squish, figure out the best way to polymerize and flocculate the effluent, and come back if they have any problems. They're really neat because they're pretty much self-maintaining, which means the operators don't have to do stuff like take apart a giant filter mechanism that's covered in poop to replace it with a fresh one.

I think they're probably in favor of that.

Personally, I'm a generalist. I organize stuff, fix computers (Need a website? The server it runs on? The network it talks through? The fiber and Cat5 cable that carries the traffic? Done, done, done and done.), figure out how to get stuff where it needs to go, and learn how poop squishing works so I can help out with that too.

[–]auraseer 97 points98 points  (1 child)

polymerize and flocculate the effluent

poop squishing

Synonyms are amazing.

[–]jelacey 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I toured a poop factory as a young man with my class. The tour guide told us if we need to throw up, to just throw up into the poop. He also said don't flush your condoms. I saw a lot of poop and condoms that day.

[–]PorridgeEnema 548 points549 points  (23 children)

Dude... Do an AMA. I have so many poop squishing related questions.

[–]JustAnotherGraySuit 340 points341 points  (20 children)

I'm a total amateur in poop squishing. We have some serious experts around here with a ton more experience than I've got.

Edit: Ohhhhh boy. It turns out that some of our engineers Reddit. I shouldn't be surprised about that. And now they know my Reddit username. This can't possibly end well. They've said they're willing to do a poop squishing AMA though.

[–]FigMcLargeHuge 118 points119 points  (7 children)

Amateur poop squisher. Hmmm. Not a sequence of words I would have ever guessed I would hear.

[–]Blyxxa 880 points881 points  (166 children)

Hey Mike, what profession have you gained the most respect for over the years?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 2094 points2095 points  (165 children)

At the risk of sounding overly earnest (and too metaphorical), I'm going to say: the welder.

Welders not only work their asses off, they're in high demand, and critical to polite society. The entire world, including our infrastructure, and the building in which I currently find myself, is held together with welds.

Remove the welder retroactively from the species, and the whole thing shits the bed.

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1857 points1858 points  (111 children)

Parenthetically, I could say the same about plumbers, electricians, and pastry chefs.

[–]obvious_bot 974 points975 points  (43 children)

Society would break down without our pastry chefs

[–]hotpocketman 630 points631 points  (26 children)

Am a pastry chef

World would be just fine without me, we'd just have more sad/slightly healthier elderly people

[–]NiggyWiggyWoo 254 points255 points  (15 children)

A Hot Pocket is not a pastry! ;)

[–]Sasasquatch 251 points252 points  (19 children)

Dirty Jobs is partly why I became a plumber. Thought you'd like to know that.

[–]Blyxxa 70 points71 points  (1 child)

We do need the Pastry Chefs

[–]Zack_and_Screech 120 points121 points  (2 children)

shits the bed

Did you ever do a Dirty Jobs about hotel maids?

[–]thimself 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Join us over at /r/welding!

[–]FunkyBunchMark 1173 points1174 points  (73 children)

Why do you still choose to live moderately even though you have made enough money to not do so? I saw the emails online that people send you and you reply and you sent a guy a picture of your view outside your apartment and there is a smokestack outside of it. why are you so humble??!

Huge fan thanks so much for doing this AMA!!

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 3086 points3087 points  (70 children)

You're welcome.

I'm not really humble, I'm just not properly acquisitive.

I take more pleasure in saving than spending.

And like the Native Americans, I tend to look at "ownership" as something more akin to stewardship. In other words, the more things you own, the more things own you.

On a practical level, I find if you don't have the space for a lot of stuff, you don't wind up with a lot of stuff.

[–]FunkyBunchMark 414 points415 points  (1 child)

Man you just made my day! thanks for the response! keep being awesome sir!

[–]addywoot 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Owning a superior, welded collar for Freddy might be worth the cost though. Terrifying experience last week.

[–]JustNoDude 170 points171 points  (10 children)

/r/minimalism would love this quote.

[–]arbitrary_aardvark 1959 points1960 points  (64 children)

Hey Mike! If you had to choose one job to do permanently, out of all the ones you tried out on Dirty Jobs, what would it be?

Also, your voice is what I imagine Gods voice sounds like

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 2424 points2425 points  (59 children)

Hmmm.

Personally, I've never had the ability to do the same job for more than a few days at a time.

Clean, dirty, exciting, or tedious.

I simply don't have the wherewithal to stick with one vocation too long.

It is, without question, a character flaw.

Regarding the Creator's larynx, I agree that he (or she) must certainly possess a rich, well-modulated baritone.

However, for reasons that involve the Screen Actor's Guild, I must be perfectly clear about the fact that it isn't mine.

[–]DatClimate 994 points995 points  (24 children)

It is, without question, a character flaw.

You have actually made quite the impressive career with what you call a "Character Flaw".

You may have in fact, created by far, the dirtiest job ever, as it combines all of the dirtiest jobs there are.

This is an impressive talent which we may want to try putting to work on creating Cold Fusion, or something.

[–]onandonandonandon 455 points456 points  (13 children)

This will never work. Mike will create cold fusion but then throw out the details and go jack off a bull.

[–]verdatum 186 points187 points  (6 children)

The latter is in fact necessary for effective cold fusion. That's why we haven't gotten it to work yet.

[–]areid1379 863 points864 points  (153 children)

I really appreciate the work you do for trade activism, and the revival of blue collar trades. As someone who lives in Alberta, Canada where the trades seem to flourish, what are the biggest obstacles in the fight against the decline of the blue collar trades in the States?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 3114 points3115 points x2 (150 children)

The short answer is: perception.

The number of people who depend upon a workable infrastructure and a skilled trade force are coincidentally the same number of people who currently inhabit the planet.

For a long list of reasons, parents, teachers, and guidance counselors have begun to emphasize one specific form of education. At the expense of all the others.

In this country, it's widely believed that a 4 year degree for the most people.

Unfortunately, that's insane.

Of the 3 million available jobs today, less than 20% require a 4 year degree.

The rest require training, and a willingness to learn a skill that's actually in-demand. On top of everything else, we have student loans outstanding in excess of $1 Trillion dollars.

In short, we're lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back so they can educate themselves for jobs that no longer exist.

That should probably stop.

[–]CharlesCat 942 points943 points  (57 children)

BAM! Mike Rowe For President... if you're qualified that is.

Mike Rowe for Governor at least.

[–]Anndddyyyy 610 points611 points  (7 children)

The dirtiest of jobs

[–]asdfcasdf 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Somebody's gotta do it.

[–]guygizmo 647 points648 points  (25 children)

You know, having actually worked 300 disparate jobs, he's uniquely qualified to be president.

[–]wpatter6 92 points93 points  (8 children)

I'll write him in if you will

[–]Syncdata 331 points332 points  (7 children)

Wait, what happened?

Associated Press

November 9, 2016

In a stunning upset, Mike Rowe was elected the 45th president of the United States, despite not running for office.

46% of registered voters wrote Rowe in rather than vote for the candidates from traditional parties.

A confused Rowe acknowledged his victory in the shortest celebration speech in history. From his living room in his home, he stated that "He was as surprised as everyone." When asked what his platform was, he noted that "Well, I've got hardwood floors, and below that, there are some struts, so, wood?"

[–]barandor 29 points30 points  (4 children)

He'll be the first president who they have to push in to the White House instead of out.

[–]latticusnon 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Second. George Washington was the first.

[–]wolfxor 102 points103 points  (19 children)

Mesa, AZ is home to the East Valley Institute of Technology. It is a high school program that has its own campus and caters to all sorts of trade teachings. I was incredibly fortunate to attend EVIT for half of my day with the other half being on my high school campus. I believe we need more schools like this and more educators should be promoting these programs. I am in IT and currently hold a high paying job. I have no college degree.

Thanks for your support in the trades and for getting the word out.

[–]WNW3 841 points842 points  (76 children)

Hi Mike! Where are you? And are you aware there is a guy sleeping behind you?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1160 points1161 points  (26 children)

Hahahaha!

I'm not exactly sure where I am, to be perfectly honest.

However, and I'm beginning to think this is a phenomenon unique to me, I've begun to notice people sleeping behind me wherever I go.

HOWEVER, I should add - as I examine the photo in question - the gentlemen might not be sleeping.

I think he may be exercising and resting between reps.

[–]GoldenRy007 675 points676 points  (81 children)

How has the transition to CNN been? Also, what was the reason for the move?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 2195 points2196 points  (79 children)

In my industry, several well-known terms are currently in the process of being redefined.

Terms like "non-fiction" and "unscripted."

These words no longer mean what they used to mean.

Today, the Ducks have a Dynasty, the Amish have a Mafia, and until very recently, Honey had a Boo-Boo.

These programs, in spite of their popularity, all aired under the "nonfiction" umbrella. And yet, they all have writer's rooms.

The truth is, it's become very difficult to produce a show with no second takes, and no script, because the people in charge of putting them on the air would prefer to control them, in the same way an executive might be able to control an episode of THE BIG BANG THEORY.

It occurred to me that networks like FOX and CNN were not just news outlets, but fundamentally, nonfiction outlets.

CNN, in particular, was very interested in exploring alternative forms of programming, very similar to DIRTY JOBS.

In short, they've been great to work with.

And as long as headlines like Ebola, and ISIS, and terrorism, and natural disasters don't completely dominate the landscape, I think there will be room for SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT and other shows like it.

[–]Rules_row 108 points109 points  (4 children)

This answer is extremely revealing as to how "Reality" TV works. Thanks so much for keeping it straight forward and striving to keep it as real as it gets.

[–]WiglyWorm 604 points605 points  (27 children)

Wow. This has been a trend that has been going on for quite a while, to the point that it single handedly drove me away from cable TV and to YouTube for my educational programming.

I've always respected your work, and now I respect you even more for making a move like this based on moral and ethical grounds.

You're a real cool guy, Mr. Rowe.

[–]RealAssBitch 1372 points1373 points  (301 children)

Hey Mike!

I always got a good chuckle out of your QVC days, have you ever considered reuniting with them as a goof now that you're so successful? And how long did it take for your fellow co-workers to catch on to your sarcasm or did they all just think you were really strange?

PS: I always thought you had such a lovely speaking voice and was so impressed when I found out you used to sing opera, so kewl! For anyone who doesn't know, educate yourself, the man can sing!

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1974 points1975 points  (283 children)

You flatter me.

You also horrify me.

I say this because a quick dirty down-the-wormhole of YouTube will in fact confirm all that you have said. My days at QVC (or more specifically, my nights) set the tenor and tone for what would eventually become my "career."

I was fired 3 times in 3 years (deservedly so).

I made fun of the products, and all too often, the people who purchased them.

I did this not out of any kind of mean spiritedness, but rather a desperate attempt to remain conscious.

What I got away with from 1989-1992, on live television, will one day be a book.

And if there's any justice in this topsy-turvy industry, my former masters in the home shopping business will invite me back to the scene of the crime to sell said memoirs.

But I'm not holding my breath.

[–]thefonztm 1600 points1601 points  (235 children)

Can't let you escape without bringing up the Katsak.

edit: I accept your offer of internet gratitude, henceforth known as internetitude, in exchange for my knowledge of crap I found reddit in the first place. Your internetitude made me smile, is that what you wanted?

[–]FullScrim 2529 points2530 points  (158 children)

I asked this somewhere else in the thread but it got buried, so maybe I'll find some help here:

My mother swears up and down that in the early 90's, she caught the best Mike Rowe moment ever. She had turned on QVC at some stupidly late hour because she couldn't sleep. Mike Rowe was on-air, obviously displeased with having to sell things to an audience of practically no one. She claims that he walked off-set, and showed back up holding an ice cube with a string tied around it. He then proceeded to try and sell it with a straight face.

I've never been able to find a single clip or video that confirms her story, but I want to believe it so badly. If anyone can find proof of this, you'll be my internet hero.

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 3656 points3657 points  (122 children)

Your mother speaks the truth. It was April 1st, 1992. I introduced Item # J-H20, The Ice Pendant. It was in fact, an ice cube, dangling from a piece of twine. The most extraordinary fact was not that 12 people actually ordered the damn thing. It was that the people taking the orders at QVC believed the product was genuine.

That episode set the stage for my second firing.

[–]FullScrim 1913 points1914 points  (80 children)

oh my god...

I had no idea I'd actually be getting an answer to this. For nearly two decades, I stuck to my guns that this never really happened.

That woman has earned some apologies...

She'll be ecstatic to hear that her story was validated by the man himself. I really appreciate you taking the time to come back and answer this.

Even if it means I'm earning myself almost a lifetime's worth of retroactive "I told ya so"s after telling my mom.

[–]jbisinla 1302 points1303 points  (50 children)

It was April 1st, 1992

Mike Row was on QVC

tell me where were you

I wasn't sitting at home watching my TV

While Mike was selling some Ice Pendantry

I thought my mom was crazy, but she swore

There was a J-H20 at the QVC store.

12 people ordered it, my mom was no liar

ice on a string led to Mike getting fired.

With apologies to Sublime

[–]jpbertus 123 points124 points  (3 children)

It's almost like praying and then having God himself answer

[–]that-freakin-guy 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Bless your heart Mike, I laughed so hard at the image of this, you selling ice on a string with a deadpan expression, and people watching TV thinking to themselves, "I thought my life was complete, but without that ice on a string in my life, I feel a hole in my heart that needs to be filled."

[–]RadicalLarry_ 62 points63 points  (7 children)

Reddit please I have to see this, I believe in you

[–]hermano25 346 points347 points  (5 children)

Holy shit, I was laughing so hard while he was just commenting over the video of the cat. Why is QVC never like this when I'm flipping channels?

[–]preggit 291 points292 points  (3 children)

...what is he chewing on?

...what is he doing Blaire?

...it looks like he's...what is happening?

[–]laceandhoney 248 points249 points  (2 children)

Well I tell you what folks, this is some of the most gripping video we've brought you to date

[–]gaboon 222 points223 points  (14 children)

"Well I tell you what, this is some of the most gripping video we've ever had the opportunity to bring you folks at home."

[–]adventurousslut 126 points127 points  (13 children)

That's where I lost it! That and "whose cat is that?" Not my cat not my problem, that's what I always say.

[–]Facticity 290 points291 points  (11 children)

This is the funniest thing I've seen today. Good God.

Mike definitely says "WTF" on live television at 2:18

$36 fucking dollars for a plastic coated paper bag...

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Guilty.

[–]highpowered 256 points257 points  (0 children)

I did this not out of any kind of mean spiritedness, but rather a desperate attempt to remain conscious.

This quote would make a great epitaph.

[–]u238ed 458 points459 points  (23 children)

Mike Rowe on QVC - selling turtlenecks.

Mike Rowe on QVC - selling lava lamps.

Mike Rowe on QVC - unhealthy caller.

Mike Rowe on QVC - noah's ark.

[–]VeraciousFact 54 points55 points  (2 children)

I love how much he does not care

[–]TokiTokiTokiToki 49 points50 points  (0 children)

He genuinely seems caught off guard constantly for the reality of the situation. Like .. Wait what.. I have to make this seem like a normal thing to buy that has value? Uh ok.. But it doesn't

[–]buttononmyback 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"I don't know what that stuff is in there but it's just neat-o."

Thank you for that, my day is complete.

[–]I_Lase_You 1573 points1574 points  (113 children)

Hello Mike, thanks for the AMA! I'm an old guy who makes stuff, so I do appreciate your message. Last year you were scheduled to host a segment of the inaugural redditgifts Shopping Network on Black Friday. Unfortunately, that event had some production issues, the plug was pulled early, and I don't think you got to do your segment. I had made a Mike Rowe Works plaque that was supposed to be presented to you during your segment. So for the question: I just kinda wanna know, like, did you ever get it? If not, do you want it? If so, give Victoria a shipping address and I'll get it out. Pics below.

Pic 1

Pic 2

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1641 points1642 points  (69 children)

I haven't received it. But I've got a brand new office. And it would look perfect on my wall, next to the buffalo head. Victoria'll set it up.

[–]WalkerFLRanger 1182 points1183 points  (64 children)

Victoria that was a demand and not a question. You better deliver!

[–]chooter[A] 1571 points1572 points  (35 children)

I will, promise!

[–]avw94 517 points518 points  (26 children)

Victoria! Do the thing!

[–]Hello_Kyle 263 points264 points  (28 children)

That looks sharp. Do you do commissions? Like a business logo or maybe even a Skyrim dragon? How big can you make them?

[–]I_Lase_You 563 points564 points  (18 children)

PM me and we'll talk, adventurer.

[–]filthy_sandwich 78 points79 points  (2 children)

The voice I read this in was extremely rich and soothing

[–]shiggidyschwag 114 points115 points  (12 children)

I used to be an adventurer, like /u/Hello_Kyle

[–]econn024 259 points260 points  (25 children)

Why should I watch your new show? Also, what is your favorite deli meat?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 647 points648 points  (23 children)

Hahahaha!

Coincidentally, you should watch my new show for the same reason that I enjoy HAM.

Do you see what I did there?

I tried to create an - albeit tenuous - juxtaposition between my propensity to be a "ham" on SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT, while at the same time, embracing all the delicious, sweet, porky nitrates most often associated with that delectable, glazed honey-baked ham.

Now I suppose, we could have a conversation about whether or not honey-baked ham is technically a "deli meat."

But I'm not going to do that.

I'm simply going to conclude this fascinating and unforgettable hour with a gentle reminder that SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT not only tastes every bit as good as the aforementioned ham, but can be seen tonight on CNN at 9 PM.

If there is any justice in this world, or among you reddites, or redditors, or whatever you call yourselves, you will join me in front of whatever screen you are partial to - and pour yourself the beverage of your choice and enjoy a ham sandwich with me.

[–]anonatitagain 278 points279 points  (11 children)

Is this a Somebody's Gotta Do It plug or a Ham plug? I gotta say, I'm leaning a little more towards ham at the moment.

[–]erintmclaughlin 756 points757 points  (33 children)

Mike, have you ever considered being a Walmart employee on Black Friday for one of your shows? After all, somebody's gotta do it; and, considering the language and throws I've seen on BF, it can be a pretty dirty job.

[–]WhyWeWonder 412 points413 points  (11 children)

I push carts at a Wal-Mart. If they put Mike out there on Black Friday, we may never see him again.

[–]Chinooah 349 points350 points  (25 children)

Hey, Mike! Thank you so much for Dirty Jobs. It changed the way I look at the American industry.

Do you keep in touch with any of the people you met at any of your dirty jobs?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1056 points1057 points  (22 children)

Too many to mention.

Although I will mention one.

There is a farm, in Northwest Indiana, called "Fair Oaks." Mike and Sue run one of the largest dairies in the Midwest. We first shot there back in 2006, and Mike trusted me to not only deliver a dozen cows on a cold winter's evening, he allowed me to perform a cesarean.

After that, he invited the crew and I to stay with them for the evening, and several days afterward. Which we did.

To this day, none of us are allowed to fly over Indiana without first landing in Chicago, and driving to Fair Oaks to drink their wine, and their delicious milk. But mostly, their wine.

[–]bdrlgion 64 points65 points  (5 children)

Fair Oaks Farm! Absolutely love that place, and stopping there for some killer squeaking cheese curds + ice cream + a visit to the famous birthing station (it's exactly what it sounds like). It makes the road trip from Chicago to Cinci, Louisville, etc... much more enjoyable.

[–]citizenkrang 219 points220 points  (17 children)

Hi Mike. As a Baltimoron, I've been intrigued by the recent back and forth between you and David Simon. Any chance the two of you get together for a town hall meeting and see what common ground is found and what ideas are generated?

[–]Coloradoperson 371 points372 points  (75 children)

Hey mike, I really like what you do on dirty jobs showing people to respect the people that work those hard jobs. I know you've worked a bunch of dirty jobs on your show, but which dirty job was the hardest on you both physically and mentally?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 986 points987 points  (74 children)

Great question.

In general, any day that begins with a man handing you a sledgehammer and concludes with the same man taking the sledgehammer away 12 hours later is going to be a difficult day.

Toward that end, I could tell you stories about railroad workers, gandy-dancers, marble miners, or a variety of specialized construction jobs.

However, the absolute worst in terms of physical discomfort combined with soul-deadening ennui involves the cleaning of the drum on a cement mixer.

No one really thinks about it, but these trucks are in constant use.

And every time the drum spins, a thin layer of cement hardens in the interior. So by the end of the day, the inside of the drum on a cement mixer is essentially solid.

So the job in question requires a man to wedge himself inside with a pneumatic jackhammer.

Yeah.

The sound is indescribable. And the claustrophobia is off the charts.

Essentially, you lay there on your back directing the jackhammer over your head and all around you. You wear ear protection, a respirator, and goggles.

But NONE of it makes a damn bit of difference.

Because that job hurts on every level.

[–]Scienlologist 469 points470 points  (34 children)

you lay there on your back directing the jackhammer over your head

I'm not a rocket farmer, but wouldn't it be easier to just chisel out the bottom, then rotate the drum a little? Rinse, lather, repeat?

[–]fitt117 248 points249 points  (14 children)

My dad said that's actually the correct way to do it. He said you chisel out the concrete where you stand then keep going until eye level. Then you move back and do the same until the concrete is broken up. Then you rotate the drum and repeat. Source: 32 years in the concrete business.

[–]imgurisblocked4me 190 points191 points  (0 children)

You must be a rocket farmer. Get out of here with your logic.

[–]patt 74 points75 points  (7 children)

Can't spin it with you inside, and the entry port is unavailable in many positions.

[–]informatician 258 points259 points  (12 children)

My grandfather used to own a concrete plant. He hired a deaf guy to clean out the inside of the mixers for this very reason.

[–]Discitus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And you have to try to not dent the drum... while you're busy hitting it with a jackhammer.

[–]BmoreInterested 202 points203 points  (28 children)

Favorite place to go in Baltimore?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 385 points386 points  (25 children)

Tough call.

But the following watering holes beckon.

  • The Horse You Came In On
  • The Whistling Oyster
  • John Stevens
  • The Mount Royal Tavern
  • and anyplace that still serves crab cakes without a bunch of unnecessary filler.

[–]TheMidgetCrusader 172 points173 points  (9 children)

What's your favorite dinosaur?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 775 points776 points  (8 children)

Heh. Favorite dinosaur.

Personally, and I say this with no disrespect to lizards or reptiles, I try not to get too attached to anything that's been extinct for more than 60 million years. I find it leads to a kind of... malaise.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]somethingpunful 248 points249 points  (4 children)

He quoted a SAT vocab word and Sweet Brown in the same answer. It gets no better than this.

[–]reavor01 165 points166 points  (4 children)

Hey Mike, always wondered..ever had an experience with a ghost?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 880 points881 points  (3 children)

Well, I narrated GHOSTHUNTERS for 8 seasons.

All I can tell you for sure regarding the paranormal is that there's good money in it.

[–]catdumpling 144 points145 points  (1 child)

That is the best reply about "ghost hunting" shows I think I've ever seen. XD

[–]Iglooset 230 points231 points  (11 children)

Hey Mike, aside from Troy, is there anyone from Dirty Jobs working on your new show?

edit: -screams- Thanks for the reply!

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 495 points496 points  (10 children)

Yes.

Doug is back. Paler, and more bitter than ever.

The once-good-natured director of photography has now become a thoroughly disgruntled albino.

Who I still respect, and admire.

Chris Jones is also back. He, too, appears older than ever, and profoundly disenchanted with life in general.

Combined, the 3 of them make for a truly indispensable triumvirate.

[–]verdatum 118 points119 points  (4 children)

Thanks for answering this one.

I was bummed that Dave Barsky was not able to follow. You two had such a delightful dynamic.

[–]GoldenRy007 360 points361 points  (10 children)

If you could have drink with one person (dead or alive) who would it be and why?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1004 points1005 points  (9 children)

That guy sleeping behind me.

He really makes it look like fun.

[–]esac17 537 points538 points  (6 children)

Mike Rowe has gone meta.

[–]FullScrim 635 points636 points  (13 children)

Mr. Rowe, I have a deep, dark question about your past.

My mother has been an avid watcher of QVC for as long as I can remember. Whenever you show up on another show or something, she always brings up this one anecdote about your time on the channel:

She claims that one night she had turned on the TV at some ridiculously late hour because she couldn't sleep. As was standard, it was tuned to QVC. She said they had you hawking some crappy jewelry, and you clearly weren't happy with doing this at roughly four in the morning for the non-existent audience. This led to you walking off-set, returning with an ice cube on a string, and attempting to sell it with a completely straight face.

I have never seen a shred of evidence to suggest this is true, but she swears to this day that it happened. I figured I'd take the chance to ask the man himself.

I've gotta know, is this true? Because I want so, so badly for it to be true.

EDIT: You guys are so awesome. I caught this AMA late, and had pretty much resigned myself to a fate of never having this resolved. But even after it was over, you got me voted up enough to catch someone's attention, and I got a response from Mike Rowe himself. The only reason he came back hours after it was over was because you guys liked my silly question enough to bring it near the top. Seriously, thanks. :)

[–]cjmarc 205 points206 points  (16 children)

If you went to a guidance counselor in high school, what would he/she have said your ideal job would be?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 596 points597 points  (15 children)

I did go to a guidance counselor in high school, his name was Mr. Dunbar, and he gave me the worst advice I've ever heard.

He told me that my desire to attend a 2 year community college was "beneath my potential."

As it turns out, the 2 year school I ultimately attended allowed me to experiment, and explore, all kinds of studies that I simply would not have been able to afford at the university.

Consequently, I got on the road that brought me to where I'm sitting now.

Although, to be fair, I should point out that the road also led through several miles of sewer pipes.

[–]lacroixblue 69 points70 points  (5 children)

I've found most guidance counselors want anyone they think is remotely intelligent to be a lawyer, doctor, professor, etc. or at least start on that track. I understand these are high-earning professions but they're just not for everyone. Neither is the mountain of student loan debt.

[–]billyK_ 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Mike!

As a fellow Eagle Scout, I got your "form letter" about 5 years ago when I got my Eagle at 15 years old. If there was any life lesson you learned in Scouting that you could pass onto the rest of us, what would it be?

Stay dirty, you great man you.

[–]Jtro1985 186 points187 points  (16 children)

Mike! In all of your shows, I've never seen you do any bits behind the scenes for the medical field. Did you ever think about the people who fix the machines that keep people alive? Somebody's got to do it, just saying.

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 337 points338 points  (14 children)

A fine suggestion.

Medical fields, in general, are complicated.

Because of privacy issues.

HOWEVER, if I can find a way to make the trials & tribulations of a heart / lung machine manufacturer compelling... I'll be there.

[–]Flam5 81 points82 points  (4 children)

Someone has to clean those colonoscopy scopes...

[–]bargkebab 270 points271 points  (24 children)

Mike, if I were to take you to a karaoke bar right now, what song would you sing and why?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 420 points421 points  (18 children)

I might be inclined (in the interest of shameless self-promotion) to sing the theme song from SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT - which is a fantastic program alluded to in some prior questions, that can be seen this evening at 9 PM on CNN!

(I wrote the theme song, and fans of the show sing it - so much of SGDI is programmed by the fans, it only seemed natural for me to ask them to help sing the theme song).

If you want to hear it for yourself, 80 different versions now exist at http://mikerowe.com

(*We're still taking submissions!)

[–]A_Boojum_Snark 385 points386 points  (14 children)

Legend has it you are so friendly you can thaw a frozen heart and cook an egg just with your warm greeting. It is said your secret technique is the Mike Rowe Wave.


I thought up that joke (albeit slightly different when not told to the man himself) a few months ago and have been hoping you would do an AMA so I could tell it! You're a pretty humorous guy so I'm hoping you aren't a pun hater.

Actual question: Do you start singing opera for no particular reason while doing other things, the way someone would with humming?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 668 points669 points  (13 children)

I do.

I'm a big fan of unexpected juxtapositions - in life as well as on television.

To burst forth with a few bars of Puccini or Verdi while crawling through some nameless river of shit is precisely the kind of thing that creates the cognitive dissonance I strive to infect my friends and viewers with.

Also, I find that quoting famous literature in equally absurd moments and situations can bring about the same effect.

[–]joshuammeyer 116 points117 points  (3 children)

Mike,

Have you ever thought of starting your own line of beer?

Mike Rowe Brewery (Microbrewery)

[–]Wtayjay 297 points298 points  (24 children)

Hi Mike! I have many fond memories of watching Dirty Jobs with my dad. Thanks for the entertainment!

  1. What was your favorite dirty job and why?

  2. If I ever finish my novel, will you narrate the audio version of it??

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 531 points532 points  (23 children)

1) Typically, I don't use words like "favorite" to describe dirty jobs. But in general, the best ones are always the ones with the most interesting people.

Bob the Pig Farmer.

Jane the Marine Biologist.

Frank the Bridge Painter.

There were 300, and to be honest, they were all pretty great.

Regarding number 2, the only novels I presently narrate are of the pop-up variety.

[–]Draskuul 181 points182 points  (3 children)

Regarding number 2, the only novels I presently narrate are of the pop-up variety.

I'm now crossing my fingers to find you performing Go The Fuck to Sleep on Youtube....even LeVar Burton did it!

[–]JulPop38 112 points113 points  (2 children)

How did your adorable quadped Fred catch your attention and become lucky enough to be rescued?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 219 points220 points  (1 child)

Someone had the good sense to post his picture on the interwebs.

Someone else had the poor judgement to forward that photo to me.

There was something in the dog's eye that caught my own.

The rest is... canine history.

[–]247Brett 422 points423 points  (41 children)

Do you only get on Reddit for AMA's or do you actively browse?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 839 points840 points  (33 children)

To be perfectly honest, this is only the second time I've been here.

In fact, this is really the first time I've been here.

My previous AMAs was video, back in 2008. I've been a supporter for a long time.

I'd say in general - I'm kind of late to the social media party.

But over the last year, I've taken the Facebook thing pretty seriously.

And based on the staggering wit and intelligence I've seen thus far in queries like your own, I recon I'll be back.

[–]WithForte 290 points291 points  (3 children)

Get out while you still can.

[–]SensibleMadness 86 points87 points  (2 children)

Generally the ones who do their AMAs over the phone with Victoria aren't active redditors.

[–]kickme444[A] 2407 points2408 points  (69 children)

Hey Mike! Would you do our reddit Secret Santa this year? It's really fun and we're all HUGE fans!

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 2212 points2213 points  (43 children)

I'd be happy to! Who provides the outfit?

[–]IamMikeRowe[S] 2476 points2477 points  (32 children)

I wear a European Husky.

[–]at-idiot 1205 points1206 points  (22 children)

Interesting. Personally, I prefer wearing a German Shepherd but Hans gets cranky sometimes.

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    [–]lbmouse 48 points49 points  (6 children)

    Then you'd probably want Bear Grylls instead.

    [–]SmokingKoala 166 points167 points  (8 children)

    Have you ever refused to do a job?

    [–]IamMikeRowe[S] 481 points482 points  (7 children)

    I refuse to direct.

    [–]draco_ulu 64 points65 points  (0 children)

    Howdy Mr. Rowe.

    I know you're very big into promoting the Trades, and certainly show much respect for non-Academic learning.

    Have you looked much into the Maker Movement, and how it is filling in the gaps in many communities that no longer have traditional "Shop Class"?

    [–]pooponastik 59 points60 points  (2 children)

    Are those your real parents in the paper towel commercials? They seem awfully nice.

    [–]sadly_single 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    They are! I'm... Well I'm not Mike Rowe but his parents are pretty active members of the church I grew up in. They are wonderful people, he looks just like his dad!

    [–]hpcisco7965 893 points894 points  (60 children)

    Would you be willing to record a YouTube video of you singing "Let It Go" from Frozen?

    I would love to see this.

    edit: oh my god, he responded. I wasn't expecting that! I hope he delivers.

    [–]IamMikeRowe[S] 1433 points1434 points  (36 children)

    Okay.

    [–]WhyWeWonder 506 points507 points  (8 children)

    This is the first and last time I will ever say this on Reddit. Please deliver.

    [–]The_Knox 48 points49 points  (2 children)

    So is this a yes...or?

    [–]ToastSupreme 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Mike, I saw that you planned on doing a Baltimore-based Somebody's Gotta Do It. I know you're from Baltimore, and I may have actually seen you at a few of the Orioles games.

    What is your favorite thing about Baltimore?

    [–]Aznb01p 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    Hi Mr. Rowe, my question is on pursuing unconventional methods to get a job. This quote was from Malcolm Gladwell's David and Goliath

    "We need to remember that our definitions of what is right are, as often as not, simply the way that people in positions of privilege close the door on those at the bottom of the pile."

    For you Joining the AGMA as a way of getting into the film guilds by faking your way into the opera.

    Gary Cohn, now COO of Goldman Sachs, lying about being an options trader then reading up on it over the weekend.

    Shia LaBeouf pretending to be his own manager in order to get an agent.

    What's your opinion on not following the rules, breaking from the constrained norm, to get what you want?

    Also for anyone who hasn't seen, Mike Rowe on dream jobs

    [–]IamMikeRowe[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    I read D&G. I liked it. And I believe the "Reverse Commute" is absolutely essential for anyone who's determined to find a way in.