The 10 Best Band Names In St. Louis

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Fister

This one really doesn't need much explanation. The brutal, provocative sound of this sludge-metal trio begs an equally brutal and provocative name. That name is Fister.

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The Fuck Off and Dies

It'd be hard to come up with a better name for a punk-rock band than the Fuck Off and Dies. If you aren't familiar with the trio's music, it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect: uptempo party-punk with a generous sprinkling of F-bombs. In fact, the four-letter word finds its way into the title of every song on the band's seventeen-track 2011 release Songs in the Key of Fuck, which we here at RFT Music think is pretty fucking impressive.

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Daniel Hill
Q, live and on fire.

Q

Recipient of the RFT's Best Band Name award for 2014, Q is a minimal, cryptic name for a seriously intense hardcore punk band. In an alphabet full of boring, predictable letters like "B" and "S," "Q" stands out as somewhat of an anomaly -- kind of like if "C" was cooler. Likewise, Q's haphazard basement hardcore stands out as an abrasive aberration from the more palatable sounds dominating the musical landscape.

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3 of 5

As 3 of 5, Andy Garces (who also provides vocals and guitar in nerd-rock outfit the Vanilla Beans) uses only his voice and a Nintendo DS to create quirky, lo-fi electronic pop songs. The name is a reference to the Star Trek episode "I Borg," in which the connections of a cybernetic being -- previously a drone connected to a futuristic hive mind -- are severed, and traits of individuality and emotion begin to emerge. An appropriate name, given that 3 of 5 sounds something like the world's most emotionally sensitive robot.

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This is our Dance
This is our Dance

This is our Dance, the Former Me and Scouts Honour are all pretty sweet

davidtorrence
davidtorrence

Please add my copyright info to the FISTER image please! 

Sarah Wortman
Sarah Wortman

Hey, Danny Blaies where's Brother Lee & the Leather Jackals on this list, eh? :P

John Becks
John Becks

Anthony, not sure what the middle L name is, and Ingracia. Tony's the hardest working musician is St. Louis!

John Loness
John Loness

I know the band but what does it stand for?

lnoel07
lnoel07

Bastard and the Crows!

Put-E-tat
Put-E-tat

What about the "Funky Butt Brass Band"? The are an Stl Fav!

Jennifer Moser
Jennifer Moser

Its a toss up between Ass Goblin and Witch Titts\U0001f603\U0001f603\U0001f604

Aliya Waldman
Aliya Waldman

Kinda sad Dots Not Feathers didn't make this list!

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

I don't know how "Brother Lee and the Leather Jackals" didn't make this list.

Joe Copley
Joe Copley

Shitstorm. The band is better than their name would imply.

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