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[–]dehrmann[S] -1008 points-1007 points x2 (4497 children)

I was laid off.

[–]kevindqc 1542 points1543 points  (4496 children)

What was the reason? Also, what do you think about the forced relocation of the New York/Salt Lake City employees?

[–]dehrmann[S] -2271 points-2270 points x2 (4495 children)

What was the reason?

Officially: no reason. And I get this; I vaguely know how CA employment law works and that you limit your liability by not stating a reason. It's also really hard to work through in your mind.

The best theory I have is that, two weeks earlier, I raised concerns about donating 10% of ad revenue to charity. Some management likes getting feedback, some doesn't.

The reason I had concerns was that this was revenue, not income. That means you need ~10% margins to break even. This can be hard to do; Yahoo and Twitter don't. Salesforce does something similar, but it's more all-around, and in a way that promotes the product without risking the company's financials.

[–]yishan[A] 4499 points4500 points x14 (4494 children)

Ok, there's been quite a bit of FUD in here, so I think it's time to clear things up.

You were fired for the following reasons:

  1. Incompetence and not getting much work done.
  2. Inappropriate or irrelevant comments/questions when interviewing candidates
  3. Making incorrect comments in public about reddit's systems that you had very little knowledge of, even after having these errors pointed out by your peers and manager.
  4. Not taking feedback from your manager or other engineers about any of these when given to you, continuing to do #2 until we removed you from interviewing, and never improving at #1.

Criticizing any decision about this program (link provided for people who aren't familiar with the program and its reasons) had nothing to do with it. Feedback and criticism, even troublemaking, are things that we actively tolerate (encourage, even) - but above all you need to get your work done, and you did not even come close to doing that.

Lastly, you seem to be under the impression that the non-disparagement we asked you to sign was some sort of "violation of free speech" attempt to muzzle you. Rather, the situation is thus:

When an employee is dismissed from employment at a company, the policy of almost every company (including reddit) is not to comment, either publicly or internally. This is because companies have no desire to ruin someone's future employment prospects by broadcasting to the world that they were fired. In return, the polite expectation is that the employee will not go shooting their mouth off about the company especially (as in your case) through irresponsibly unfounded speculation. Signing a non-disparagement indicates that you have no intention to do this, so the company can then say "Ok, if anyone comes asking for a reference on this guy, we needn't say he was fired, just give a mildly positive reference." Even if you don't sign the non-disparagement, the company will give you the benefit of the doubt and not disparage you or make any negative statements first. Unfortunately, you have just forfeited this arrangement.

[–]Dopeaz 3691 points3692 points  (375 children)

Who the hell gave the CEO of Reddit gold?!

[–]underdabridge 3345 points3346 points  (123 children)

Um... in a certain respect, everybody every time. ;)

[–]jizzed_in_my_pants 1206 points1207 points  (121 children)

mind == blown

[–]symbiosychotic 356 points357 points  (40 children)

if (mind == blown) {
    Console.WriteLine("Whoa.")
} else {
    Console.WriteLine("Meh.")
}

EDIT: After some corrections and advice, I am issuing a patch on the above code. The bottom should run much more efficiently now and will keep QA happy.

IF ($mind==blown) {
    var stmt = "INSERT INTO Console.WriteLine VALUES "Whoa."; }
ELSE {
    System.Out.Print("Meh.")
ENDIF



>format C:/

[–]Alderis 318 points319 points  (53 children)

mind == blown

This looks to be a question. Is your mind blown or not?

[–]kuilin 290 points291 points  (15 children)

assert (mind == blown);

[–]AnguirelCM 87 points88 points  (19 children)

Assuming the value of this statement as a whole is true, the value of mind is equal to the value of blown. So either there is a mind and it is blown, or there is no mind and there is no blown.

[–]poopellar 148 points149 points  (7 children)

But what about your pants?

[–]Dentarthurdent42 51 points52 points  (0 children)

True

[–]nocturne81 643 points644 points  (19 children)

The same people that gave Bill Gates gold and for the same reason.

https://i.imgur.com/0tr8sVV.jpg

[–]flamingcrap1360 206 points207 points  (12 children)

THIS is smart, might not work but it is smart

[–]bortmackie 281 points282 points  (8 children)

Might have a higher chance of working if it didn't say "this is the my best opportunity..." you had one shot bro, lost it because of grammatical errors. OMG THis the is Bill Gates, I have how i can job?!

[–]GoldieFox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is the my best opportunity

... I think you blew it

[–]Dashzz 248 points249 points  (62 children)

Probably the same guy who gave Bill Gates gold.

[–]HobKing 880 points881 points x2 (57 children)

I think the fact that people think that was weird highlights the fundamental misdirection surrounding gold. It seems like you're giving something to the person, but you're really (1) giving money to reddit and (2) giving the comment a "super upvote." Those are gold giving's primary functions, so to give it to a comment from Bill Gates is no stranger than to give it to a comment from anyone else.

[–]justcool393 511 points512 points  (24 children)

We need to bring back reddit mold. It'll be the super-downvote.

Nothing like saying "I hate your comment so much, I paid for it to be greened-out".

[–]roguedevil 61 points62 points  (17 children)

Was that ever a real thing?

[–]justcool393 71 points72 points  (3 children)

It was an April Fool's joke in 2011.

[–]NJDevil802 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I would be more tempted to give this than I am to give gold

[–][deleted]  (100 children)

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    [–]fyidiot 1774 points1775 points  (48 children)

    dammit rick

    [–]bbdale 623 points624 points  (31 children)

    Hey you! Shut your mouth.

    This ain't no democracy, it's a Ricktatorship.

    [–]LongStoryShirt 254 points255 points  (11 children)

    Rick is probably Rolling in his grave right now

    [–]Wellitjustgotreal 95 points96 points  (1 child)

    Wubbalubbadubdub

    [–]pornhamster 115 points116 points  (5 children)

    that's rickdickulous

    [–]Happy-Fun-Ball 146 points147 points  (1 child)

    you just got rick-gol'd

    [–]KidKillingLBJ 101 points102 points  (2 children)

    that makes me the Rickest of all the ricks here.

    [–]4514 69 points70 points  (1 child)

    And it goes without saying that the Rickest Rick would have the Mortiest Morty.

    [–]lordcooper 120 points121 points  (32 children)

    Reddit is basically a subset of society at large. Even here, the rick get richer.

    Fucking Rick.

    [–]SageTemple 560 points561 points  (30 children)

    hey, it's the worst case ontario, and what we've got here is an Atoadaso. You know - you should do onto others as you do onto you. The guy wanted to provide an escapegoat and the reddit owner dude wanted to get two birds stoned at once.

    It doesn't take rocket appliances to see that he shoulda just kept his mouth shut....so tempus fuck it, move on.

    c'mon -- smokes. go to the store and get me some dressed all over, and zesty mordant. now FUCK OFF!!

    [–]hamsterstorm22 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Lost my shit at "Rocket Appliances". That's always been my favorite Rickyism.

    [–]Tacdeho 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Fuck we were talking about Rick and Morty but now I want some Jalapano chips and a pepperoni cock.

    Where the fuck is Corey and Trevor?

    [–]mikitronz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Everyone, kind of

    [–]Frostbeard 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    People use it as a way to highlight significant posts that they think are worthy of attention. Don't think of it as a reward to the poster, think of it as a "you guys have got to see this" flag.

    [–]donrhummy 28 points29 points  (12 children)

    Giving anyone gold supports reddit and keeps it (mostly) independent. It's not the CEO benefiting, but the community.

    [–]NeverBob 538 points539 points  (13 children)

    Reminds me of this Dilbert comic.

    [–]ArtisticProgrammer 116 points117 points  (12 children)

    Just thought I'd point out that the creator of Dilbert was caught replying to himself on reddit a few years ago.

    [–]NeverBob 245 points246 points  (2 children)

    It's OK, I do it all the time.

    [–]NeverBob 393 points394 points  (1 child)

    It's true, he does.

    [–]cuginhamer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    Link to thread please?

    [–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    The biggest part was the Metafilter incident.

    [–]everybody_calm_down 49 points50 points  (3 children)

    Wow. TIL the creator of Dilbert is a massive douchebag.

    [–]mrshiznitz 5249 points5250 points  (688 children)

    Oh shit

    [–]SourlySweet 4729 points4730 points  (558 children)

    Saw this coming. He's bitching about being fired by reddit on reddit. How stupid can you be?

    [–]Meeruman 3597 points3598 points  (331 children)

    Incredibly stupid.

    [–]LeRogue 456 points457 points  (12 children)

    I guess the AMA is over :(

    [–]Grzechooo 95 points96 points  (8 children)

    This is one of better AMAs of the year, right behind that double dick guy

    [–]itsbobfg 174 points175 points  (0 children)

    so worth it though

    [–]andyman82 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    man i busted out laughing right there

    [–]someguyfromtheuk 2876 points2877 points  (285 children)

    On a stupidity scale of 0-10, this guy is an 11.

    [–]AmIUnidan 2701 points2702 points  (157 children)

    This guy must be Kevin. That's how stupid he is.

    [–]jkc_kev 2848 points2849 points  (42 children)

    on a scale of 1 to 10, he's a keleven.

    edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viccnu603_I

    im not as clever as you guys think... im just a kevin.

    [–]KevinGamertag 472 points473 points  (10 children)

    WHAT DID I DO?!

    [–]BoringPersonAMA 312 points313 points  (12 children)

    Fucking Kevin

    [–]wardfu9 179 points180 points  (41 children)

    I got that reference. That dude was dumb. I can only assume he is dead by now after reading those stories from his teacher.

    [–]Brock_Obama 107 points108 points  (5 children)

    Damn I'm a Kevin and I feel pretty stupid so this comment hit close to home.

    [–]Lurking_Grue 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    Typical Kevin.

    [–]infected_goat 123 points124 points  (19 children)

    Why not just make the 10 on the stupidity scale stupider?

    [–]slaytalera 256 points257 points  (8 children)

    Because this one goes to 11

    [–]WinterCharm 265 points266 points  (22 children)

    He's full of himself and can't take criticism, and can't keep his mouth shut. Definitely a 12/10.

    [–]Activated_Trap_Card 276 points277 points  (20 children)

    We just barely had to fire someone like this at our genetic research facility. He got almost zero work done and complained about how little hours he would get despite the fact that he would come in late and leave early every single day. A few days after he was fired an employee saw on his facebook that he was throwing a "Finally quitting party." and was talking about how long he had been waiting to quit that "shitty" job and find better things. The loser had been working there for two and a half years with no signs of looking for anything else. Good luck john, you worthless leech.

    [–]cultmember 74 points75 points  (9 children)

    Don't forget, someone hired him.

    [–]yasserkhan1 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    while our pitchforks are already out lets fire that guy too!

    [–]purpleglory 40 points41 points  (4 children)

    11? Why don't we just make stupid louder?

    [–]far_from_ohk 48 points49 points  (2 children)

    In his defense, he had a can of dumbass for dinner and washed it down with a cup of stupid.

    [–]Agent_Smith_24 64 points65 points  (2 children)

    Not even on an alt account....

    [–]Jon_voights_toupee 131 points132 points  (6 children)

    my butthole puckered up a little, guys

    [–]Dashzz 264 points265 points  (10 children)

    It sounds like he was spending too much time on reddit at reddit.

    [–]yasserkhan1 168 points169 points  (7 children)

    yeah but thats reddits fault they should never have hired a redditor to begin with.

    [–]stokedbinkie 185 points186 points  (64 children)

    On a scale of 1 to invading Russia in winter, this dude obvuiously did not think clearly about his idea to do a AMA after being fired from the place that created AMAs...

    [–]c4sanmiguel 215 points216 points  (56 children)

    Fun fact: Both Napoleon and the Nazis invaded Russia in June, they just couldn't finish them off before winter. Sorry if it seems nitpicky I just think it's an interesting misconception :)

    [–]DoctorsHateHim 145 points146 points  (19 children)

    That is why you have to start the invasion in may. God, do these dictators know anything?

    [–]PlayMp1 62 points63 points  (7 children)

    Not only that, but it's impossible to invade much earlier in the year than June, as the only thing worse for mobility than the Russian winter is the Russian spring - the ground turns into a nigh impassable mush.

    [–]Kaligraphic 66 points67 points  (2 children)

    Yeah, you're supposed to bitch on 9gag so nobody sees it.

    [–]AthlonRob 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    And that's why we have item #1 (incompetence)

    [–]Antarioo 172 points173 points  (56 children)

    and naturally he included a name and clear photograph, thus ensuring that this will be found by google and you'll never find employment from anyone under the age of 65 ever again (because mayyybee you can find someone that doesn't know how the google works in that age bracket)

    [–]Arnolds_Left_Bicep 131 points132 points  (49 children)

    He already works for Spotify, but if he is laid off at some point or wants to pursue something else in the future, you're damn right he will have a hard time. Especially in the tech-field where most managers are logical enough to do some background on their potential candidates.

    [–]JuryDutySummons 74 points75 points  (23 children)

    but if he is laid off at some point or wants to pursue something else in the future, you're damn right he will have a hard time.

    Naw, it will matter less and less as time goes on. "Yeah, things didn't go well there, but look at these 3 subsiquent jobs were I have glowing reivews." - etc. It hurts, but time heals all wounds.

    [–]Numus1 163 points164 points  (10 children)

    Also if someone from Spotify reads this, they may look a little harder at the work productivity (which can lead to a future canning).

    [–]zombifiednation 119 points120 points  (5 children)

    Why do I have a funny feeling that at least a few emails have been sent to spotify linking to this ama...

    [–]bluntmasterflash 110 points111 points  (9 children)

    Damn, you guys are just going to ban him from society. People change over time. It's not like he murdered someone.

    [–]code_reuse_boss 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    But he waited a few months so it's cool right???

    [–]bigmac80 592 points593 points  (72 children)

    It was He Said... and everyone was "oh cool"

    but then!

    It was like ....vs. He said. and everyone was all "Oh shit"

    In a world where no one ever sees the counter-argument coming...MINDS. ARE. BLOWN.

    [–]raohthekenoh 210 points211 points  (66 children)

    always go last in a debate.

    [–]bigmac80 444 points445 points  (62 children)

    And look what they did to the poor fucker. I know karma is just internet points, but it does reveal how quickly the hive-mind can turn from supportive into vicious feeding-frenzy with little to no warning. His comment went from +1200 karma to -600 in like 90 minutes. All because his boss was like "no u". Scares the shit out of me how easily the reddit community can be manipulated to support or attack.

    [–]raohthekenoh 120 points121 points  (31 children)

    It's a rough thing to talk about and we probably shouldn't spend all of our time speculating on whether or not the boss of Reddit is a dick, or this guy is incompetent at his job. But since this is Reddit and that's pretty much why we are here, I suppose we will.

    I mean I figure putting up an AMA on the site you used to work at, as to the nature of WHY you don't work there anymore, and gripes that you might have with said employer, is pretty much asking for trouble.

    Non disparagement clauses have always bugged me, but I suppose it essentially has become part and parcel of the business world at this point. Nobody looks bad, everyone gets to go about their way. If this guy was such a fuck up though, I probably would want to tell everyone who asked about him though. That's just me.

    [–]bigmac80 211 points212 points  (26 children)

    Oh - it was dumb of him, no doubt about that. I figured it was a disgruntled former employee before I even clicked. He did set himself up for backlash, but good grief.

    People asked him why he thought he was let go, and he answered with what he thought was the reason. And everyone was all like "that's an interesting answer, and totally plausible. Have an upvote."

    But then his boss replies back "no you were fired because you are a fuckup" and the response was a collective "oh shit" like he had provided some profound revelation. When in actuality he had only offered an alternative explanation, which even if true - doesn't mean that OP was lying, just incorrect in why he was fired. That's hardly grounds to get downvoted into the stone age. But once downvotes start going, others who would normally have abstained from the whole ordeal pile on like a bandwagon effect.

    It's just fascinating to see mob mentality in action. It was a popularity beat-down instead of a real one, but the fundamentals are still the same.

    [–]uguysmakemesick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    no u

    [–]mrshiz16 40 points41 points  (4 children)

    I was about to get angry while reading your name but... I guess we can be friends

    [–]mrshiznitz 38 points39 points  (3 children)

    I'll be the nitz to your shiz <3

    [–]GazaIan 201 points202 points  (3 children)

    Sounds like a redditor got fired for being a redditor, rather than a reddit employee.

    [–]its_a_tough_racket 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    At least some of the gold being handed out in this thread should have come your way.

    [–]ButtersTheFett 575 points576 points  (55 children)

    Yeah, but other than being incompetent, inappropriate, making the company look bad and not listening to superiors... what's the real reason.

    [–]nebbyb 161 points162 points  (44 children)

    Let's remember this is just assertions, we have no idea what the full story is.

    [–]AthlonRob 141 points142 points  (16 children)

    Mama always taught me there's 3 sides to every story. Your side, my side and the truth.

    [–]gsav55 51 points52 points  (4 children)

    When that sentence started I was trying to figure out what the M in front of AMA could possibly stand for.

    [–]peatbull 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Ask Mama Anything could be a great TV show!

    [–]paracelsus23 162 points163 points  (25 children)

    I wonder if OPs managers over at Spotify will come across this. Cause that could really suck.

    [–]everyonelikesnoodles 295 points296 points  (8 children)

    Coming soon...'I am a former Spotify employee. AMA!' u/dehrmann

    Especially since he's continuing to respond to this AMA on what is likely a work day/company time. I don't think Spotify will appreciate paying him to sparr with his former employer on their dime.

    [–]sauce07 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    He'll record an album of answers and post it on Spotify

    [–]xxfay6 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    30 second job advice by /u/dehrmann

    Sponsored by /r/ShittyJobAdvice and 'Sleepify' by Vulfpeck, now available on Amazon

    [–]FischerDK 85 points86 points  (11 children)

    The managers at Spotify will make their own judgement on OP. If his work habits are as yishan describes and supervisor counselling did not improve it, the same will likely happen there. Then again, OP's firing may have served as a wakeup call and help correct his habits. My guess however, based upon his posting this, is probably not.

    OP: use this as a learning experience and grow from it.

    [–]Really_Likes_Nutella 41 points42 points  (9 children)

    Pretty sure in the UK this would be a good way to find yourself in an employment tribunal.

    [–]ComatoseVegetable 287 points288 points  (127 children)

    Could anyone clarify on what FUD means?

    [–]phantasmagorical 463 points464 points  (77 children)

    Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

    [–]SomethingClever_ 332 points333 points  (15 children)

    I didn't have fear until yishan dropped a deuce all over this guy.

    [–]ComatoseVegetable 36 points37 points  (20 children)

    Awesome, thanks :3

    [–]judgej2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    The kind of thing that any newspaper headline that ends in a question mark (US "query"?) tends to be.

    [–]untildeath 269 points270 points  (9 children)

    And here I googled it like a sucker rather than just asking in the comments.

    [–]ComatoseVegetable 38 points39 points  (5 children)

    Yeah, look at all the comment karma you missed out on.

    [–]007T 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    At least he has reddit gold.

    [–]way2lazy2care 32 points33 points  (8 children)

    It's like fudge, but just a little bit of it.

    [–]Laplandia 114 points115 points  (17 children)

    The important question: did you give /u/dehrmann the same reasons when he was let go?

    [–]Eversist 52 points53 points  (2 children)

    A lot of times when you are let go from a place, they give you flowery reasons. Example: A friend of mine hated where she worked, and didn't hide it very well. When she was finally (it took a while) let go, they told her that they felt she had plateaued with the company, and it would be mutually beneficial for both parties to split ways. They could have just as easily have said "We're letting you go because you clearly hate it here, and while you get your job done, you do it with no joy or effort to go above and beyond."

    It would be much more beneficial to be straight forward with people, but it's like a break up... a lot of times the people are too chicken shit (or it's company policy).

    [–]Rifraff1982 156 points157 points  (12 children)

    So I couldn't help but notice you have a position open in whatever that guy did. My qualifications: 1. I'm competent. 2. I give excellent interview feedback. 3. I make appropriate comments. 4. I take feedback well. 5. I don't break NDAs.

    When do I start?

    [–]fatty_fatshits 105 points106 points  (5 children)

    Over qualified.

    [–]Sarazil 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    My turn. I have the above base traits, but no experience. I would however polish turds 12 hours a day if it covered my rent. Do I have a shot?

    [–]Hinotenshi12 695 points696 points  (22 children)

    Pack it up boys. This thread is over.

    [–]Pickle_ninja 173 points174 points  (5 children)

    Who gives yishan gold? That's like giving Bill Gates a subscription to Xbox live.

    [–]infiniZii 63 points64 points  (1 child)

    It is first and foremost a donation to Reddit to keep the servers paid for. Essentially people just said "Your comment is worth server-uptime". Do the gold benefits mean a damn thing to him? No, but the money goes to Reddit, not to /u/yishan personally.

    [–]jeaguilar 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    Except for the percentage that goes to him personally, of course.

    [–]srcarter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Why would he have an Xbox? He can afford better.

    [–]Numberlock99 39 points40 points  (2 children)

    Reddit should lawyer up or listen to its lawyers before discussing this so brazenly in public.

    [–]Potassium39 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    I'd hazard a guess that lawyering up is why it took 17 hours to respond.

    [–]paperhalo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Heh. I can't help but laugh at the irony of a reddit employee not getting work done.

    [–]____2555 552 points553 points  (35 children)

    Unfortunately, you have just forfeited this arrangement.

    The rare but jaw-droping /u/yishan/ burn.

    [–]memeship 636 points637 points  (28 children)

    "I have altered our arrangement. Pray that I don't alter it any further."

    —yishan

    [–]ChillyWillster 118 points119 points  (21 children)

    Just to clarify, dumbass op altered the arrangement by forfeiting the NDA. Reddit CEO followed the arrangement to the letter.

    [–]draconicanimagus 94 points95 points  (15 children)

    Why do I have a feeling that some Admins are about to get up in this AMA like nobodys business

    Also, this thread is 17 hours old, what took so long?

    [–]umbrellumbra 199 points200 points  (9 children)

    probably had to get in touch with their lawyers...

    [–]Murgie 37 points38 points  (5 children)

    There is no "probably" about it, which really adds to the surprise that /u/yishan went through with posting it in its current state.

    [–]nightshadeOkla 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    Too busy browsing reddit

    or 4chan...

    [–]SomethingClever_ 499 points500 points  (30 children)

    Shots fired. Target hit. I think you sunk his battleship.

    [–]PurdueBoilermakers 446 points447 points  (23 children)

    Was this meant to be read like a group of cheerleaders shouting it at a HS bball game? Because that's how I read it.

    [–]AmIUnidan 118 points119 points  (4 children)

    Gooooooooo WILDCATS!

    [–]jestr6 91 points92 points  (3 children)

    Well shit... now I can't not read it that way.

    [–]chemistry_teacher 47 points48 points  (7 children)

    That last sentence is written with iambic form, making it very easy to "cheer".

    [–]DownFromYesBad 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    I think you sunk his battleship. Huh. Good catch.

    [–]derekp23 120 points121 points  (14 children)

    Non-disparagements exist because companies don't want to ruin a former employee's job prospects? That's new. It's just a mutual forfeiture of rights so that the employee and employer don't get burned by the other. Its a fair exchange but lets not make it out like this is some altruistic gesture from a company in exchange for some modest "polite expectation". As this post makes clear, the expectation is that both sides adhere to the agreement. Anyhow, it looks like you're right to consider this a breach by your former employee (And he/she did it on reddit too? What a numbskull move).

    [–]Orchestral 34 points35 points  (11 children)

    But considering that one side (the ex-employee) is armed with a spear and the other side (the employer) is armed with a nuke, the agreement is actually quite in the favour of the employee in general.

    The amount of damage an ex employee can do to a business by making disparaging comments is not very much - and when they're not true, can be sued for libel.

    On the other hand, an employer's comments on an ex-employee can torpedo their entire career.

    [–]zbogom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Pft... and people think feudalism ended generations ago!

    [–]WastingMyTime2013 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    Yikes I feel like daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table. Awkward.

    [–]FreedCandy 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    A wise man once said that one should never argue with a fool, as those watching from a distance cannot tell who is the fool.

    [–]tifftafflarry 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    continuing to do #2 until we removed you from interviewing

    dehrmann, you've gotta learn to stop shitting yourself while interviewing people.

    Edit: Apologies, I was having a middle-school mindset moment.

    [–]minaguib 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    Did you run this by someone in your company who knows what they're doing with issues like this ?

    [–]goggledragon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    He didnt get work done because he was on reddit so much

    [–]tegu5309 39 points40 points  (6 children)

    Since when is an employer allowed to public comment on HR issues of a specific employee? Sounds like a workplace violation to me.

    [–]sawmyoldgirlfriend 203 points204 points  (24 children)

    The CEO of reddit has always been kind of a dick so I don't know what to believe.

    [–]Its_Nitsua 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    I work at a restaurant and well, we have plenty of ice if OP needs it.

    [–]LittleClitoris 77 points78 points  (12 children)

    I can't figure out why they are having this argument in public. I see unprofessional behavior and poor judgement from both parties.

    [–]torgis30 15 points16 points  (10 children)

    I'd like to hear some examples of "Inappropriate or irrelevant comments/questions when interviewing candidates"

    Was it just pointless stuff (where do you see yourself in 10 years?) or downright weird (what kind of underwear will you be wearing in 10 years?)

    [–]tommy72 253 points254 points  (44 children)

    Unless these reasons are well documented, the OP now has a reasonable case for a libel claim. Libel being defined as "a published false statement that is damaging to a person's reputation; a written defamation."

    In any case, speaking as a business owner, I find yishan's comments surprisingly unprofessional. And, that is irrespective of the OP's actual work performance.

    [–]AdumbroDeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    likely is if he's saying them outright like this for exactly that reason.

    [–]frolix8 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    1. Not spending enough time on reddit.

    The irony..

    [–]Cumdodger 856 points857 points  (84 children)

    Tyrannosaurus Rekt

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    [–]cefriano 252 points253 points  (20 children)

    God, these copypastas always start out with relatively decent puns/portmanteaus, and get progressively lazier until we have shit like "REKT to the Future." That pun doesn't work on any level! Stop it!

    [–]Orchestral 54 points55 points  (9 children)

    No one but you guys know what happened in your company, but from an outsider's perspective, he didn't really say anything that negative about Reddit to warrant such a brutal attack.

    You may have just torpedoed his career.

    Please consider taking the high road and edit your post to be a bit less condemning.

    (Also, as an outsider, I have to wonder how the CEO even knows how/what a subordinate is doing. Unless you saw him screw up directly, you're just going by the words of his managers, which may not always be accurate - especially if you're going to use their words as your basis for publicly flogging him)

    [–]just_us_for_all 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Well, that's only a little unprofessional. Did you think you were in r/pettyrevenge?

    [–]Compeau 332 points333 points  (31 children)

    I understand that this guy was being unprofessional, but it seems very petty to slam the guy in public like that.

    It's easy to be nice when everybody else is also being nice. The test of your character is how you react when somebody is being a jerk.

    [–]t_minus_lego 113 points114 points  (10 children)

    As an executive I have wanted to do this more times than I can count on facebook when employees who did below the bare minimum go and start spouting off. I never have, so this was really really satisfying for me. Upvote though, I especially agree with your last sentence.

    [–]KettleMeetPot 14 points15 points  (7 children)

    Ever think employees start doing less and less the more they feel unappreciated? I know for one, if people don't take my work seriously, or I don't get promotions... I'm going to half ass it. I'm not going to bust my ass so someone above me gets bonuses and extra shit. Fuck that. I work for myself, not someone else. And often this is the case with non management employees. Americas work ethic is shit. Everyone wants to benefit from what someone else is doing.

    [–]bluefootedpig 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    my fav was one manager told our department we needed to work faster, but not spend any extra time on projects, and make fewer mistakes.

    I had the balls to ask how that was suppose to work. He didn't give me an answer. Later my co-workers thanked me for standing up for them. I was fired about 30 days later (maybe less)

    [–]ragmondo 160 points161 points  (7 children)

    [–]empw 63 points64 points  (6 children)

    Someone did it

    [–]thecacti 121 points122 points  (0 children)

    The Simpsons.

    [–]Fuckyousantorum 42 points43 points  (4 children)

    I don't care what your problem is with a former employee, a respectable organisation does not do this kind of public flogging. Disgraceful and unseemly. As a CEO you should have better judgement.

    [–]kingmanic 25 points26 points  (5 children)

    IANAL but I hope you vetted that post with legal. In some jurisdiction any negative comment about former employees back can get a employer in trouble.

    [–]Mutjny 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Come on you know thats part about the non-disparagement is a load of horseshit. The company is under no obligation to give a "mildly positive" or even neutral review, most won't, and the ex-employee has no legal recourse if they do, where as the company can sue if the ex-employee breaches the agreement.

    Non-disparagement is only a way to make sure ex-employees don't give the company any bad press-- that they may or may not deserve-- while they still have leverage over the soon-to-be-ex-employee.

    [–]bigmac80 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    Is it true y'all only gave employees a 2 week heads-up on relocation? That seems a bit irresponsible if true.

    [–]aGeDlIkEwINe 32 points33 points  (1 child)

    It was one week, after outcry they extended it to 2 weeks, outcry continued so now it's till the end of the year.

    Still ridiculous that they even tried one/two weeks notice in the first place.

    [–]CHARLIE_CANT_READ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Wait seriously? That makes me want to turn adblock on for Reddit

    [–]MisutaSatan 769 points770 points  (88 children)

    Holy fuck, and I say this as a former business owner (sold), what an immature fuckbag of a CEO.

    I can't believe that I'm the only that's disturbed by reddit's corporate culture. OP was immature, but the CEO publicly attacks him with a set of completely unverifiable reasons. I doubt that these are documented. If I was OP I would sue for libel. Really. It's not that fucking hard to respond with class.

    Maybe something like this:

    "The reason you stated has nothing to do with your termination. It's unprofessional and a poor career choice to disparage your employer publicly. Please call your superviser to have him explain our reasoning. Best of luck on your future endeavours."

    Seeing a CEO with this level of immaturity isn't rare. Seeing a successful one is.

    edit: Wow, gold? Thank you.

    edit 2: /u/Mr_strange posted a link showing that OP has a bullet-proof case to file suit for defamation

    [–]IAmARedditorOnReddit 121 points122 points  (3 children)

    I can't believe that I'm the only that's disturbed by reddit's corporate culture.

    I can't believe you are, either. It gets plenty of criticism outside of Reddit. As to why it seems so rare on Reddit itself...I have to agree with you on that, it defies logic.

    [–]1s44c 61 points62 points  (5 children)

    Seeing a CEO with this level of immaturity isn't rare.

    I agree 100%.

    Source: The last CEO I worked for who never paid contractors or permanent staff or the landlord or the tax office but leased a real nice car.

    [–]writingwrongs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    I agree. I guarantee every single reddit employee hears about this too. Must be a great corporate culture to work in...

    [–]isuredoloveboobs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    who the hell gives the ceo gold? what possible use does he have for that?

    [–]ky1e 97 points98 points  (12 children)

    So Yishan, I know you seem kinda busy....but can I have a job?

    [–]AthlonRob 47 points48 points  (8 children)

    Depends, are you competent and can you get your work done?

    [–]ky1e 188 points189 points  (6 children)

    My lawyers have advised me not to answer that.

    [–]irishincali 159 points160 points  (4 children)

    Unfortunately, you have just forfeited this arrangement.

    I can see you falling victoriously into the back of your chair after you typed that and hit send. The online version of "dropping the mic".

    [–]jaxspider 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    He even clicked save with his middle finger.

    [–]DazzlerPlus 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    And of course your version of events is authoritative and unbiased.

    [–]Lefty21 61 points62 points  (0 children)

    Unfortunately, you have just forfeited this arrangement.

    I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    [–]pyrowhore 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    SHOTS FIRED

    (Get it? FIRED? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA)

    [–]HugeMallett 119 points120 points  (15 children)

    Unfortunately, you have just forfeited this arrangement.

    http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif

    [–]WeapnX 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Does any once else's brain make airplane sounds while watching this?