Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew "Dewitos": Has Mankind Has Gone Too Far??

mountain-dew-doritos-dewitos.jpg Photo: via joes_nipples on Reddit

Oh, no. No no no no no. Some things are meant to remain sacred. The color of the sky. The purity of all God's creations. Sodium caseinate, disodium inosinate, and especially disodium guanylate. To combine two of humanity's fakest foodstuffs, the neon green and the fluorescent orange, in some kind of Frankenstein artifice of synthesized, multisyllabic things that should not be? We're tempting the fates here. Tempting nature. Tempting, at least, that smug-as-hell vegan in the cubicle next to you.

According to the Redditor on the scene: "It honestly wasn't that disgusting. It tasted like orange with a Doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight Doritos afterwards, though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunken." Weirdest yet, that is. This is the tipping point, gentlemen. Who knows what unholy alliances of saccharides and glutamates may follow next? Welcome to a brave new world—may PepsiCo have mercy on our souls.

[via Reddit]

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