Do u ever think it's weird that just about Everyone in this World is hiding a dick or vagina in their pants?
'hiding' seems wrong
I think Precious Byler has a crush on you. This isn't really a question but please respond.
hi
youre a pretty awesome person :+)
this is boring but nice
why did you send Precious Byler a friend request, like what are u gonna do for him ?
added because...idk a mutual friend...
probably will inundate his feed with my 'content'
sorry this is bad
do u wanna play battletoads with me?
oh yeah I've never played this game or heard of it so
do u hav battletods
guess i have to google this now
can i get a rim
um depends
I do not want to drink your urine. Can we still be friends?
maybe
How'd we become Facebook friends? I can't reveal who I am because I'm about to tell you how much I want to drink your urine. I guess we became friends in the last month?
yeah i don't know because i don't know who you are but i'm pretty open minded
are you for real about the piss thing
do u think rimming is normal/standard? ive been like nervous to ask someone to do it bc seems like some ppl who arent used to it would be grossed out. whereas i feel fine asking for balls licked. also do u think a lot/most girls send nudes? would like a girl im seeing to do that but many girls dont
too much
Why do you wait for him to ask?
because consent
Do you even rim your bf?
he never asks.
i bought u a gift it cost me 99 cents it looks like a button with a weird arabic guy on it.
i was like, what did someone spend money on this?? i really like it because it seems like a non-sequitor
i'm sad today
buy my book next
how can i be mean to my favorite gril
i'm assuming you mean girl
don't do this. be affectionate or don't.
if you mean gril, be careful you aren't simultaneously being mean to your teeth because those are expensive and important
3 some?
depends on some stuff
you smell like old cheese.
i did buy deodorant from the hotel shop last night because i didn't want to sweat and be stinky at work today, so i think i smell mostly like 'old spice fiji' today
ya pussy stank
it seems okay today
i slept in a hotel bed in a pair of boxer shorts and it smells fine.
be my hotwife?
i feel really averse to marrying anyone anytime soon unless they can tell me exactly how it will be worth it for me, but i do feel confident that if i were to become a wife i would be a 'hotwife'
i feel insecure a lot about my eyesight and how it's getting worse over time, that's the part of myself that i shit on mentally the most.
why don't people talk shit at you on this site more
i really don't know, it would be cooler in here if they did
OHDAMNGURL THIS WORLD IIS JUST CRAY CRAY AND HERE I AM WRITING SOME WORDS TO YOU HOPE YOU RECEIVE THEM AND HELLO AND HOW IS LIFE TO YOU AND LORD BLEZZ U N AWLDAT
um
do you think girls take longer to choose identities?
i saw this question when i was drunk and spent a long time making fun of it but now i am pooping in someones house and i will try to be sincere:
i sincerely dont know
anything
'turn out the lights, i'll stay if u want me to' - matt pryor (in the new amsterdams)
promise?
i know this but i still love you
met a female dragon
had a fire conversation
favorite plant?
lamb's ears
they feel like lamb's ears
