Look At How Fuckable Pennsylvania Rep. Brian Sims Was
Earlier today, walking woof Pennsylvania Rep. Brian Sims posted a #TBT (more like #GET in my #BUTT) on Facebook:
Mastermind Who Tried to Underwear-Smuggle Cash to ISIS Is Going to Jail
Your 20s are meant to be a time self-reflection and discovery. Bad decisions are inevitable. And Amal El-Wahabi knows all about bad decisions. In January, the 28-year-old tried to smuggle money to her husband—a member of ISIS—by concealing it in her friend's underwear. The plan, for obvious reasons, failed.
Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Attempt 11 Celebrity Voices in One Minute
Benedict Cumberbatch, a British actor famed for his Jar Jar Binks impersonation, had his chops supremely tested when MTV challenged him to do as many celebrity voices as he could in a single minute. It's called "The Imitation Game," which is, by sheer coincidence, also the title of Cabbagepatch's latest film.
The Anita Sarkeesian Hater That Everyone Hates
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In mid-October, I was approached by some Gamergaters who wanted to show me something important. They had bagged a big one, they said. They said they had tracked down one of the people who was sending death threats to feminist critic Anita Sarkeesian.
It's Great We're Getting A Captain Marvel Movie. It's Also Not Enough.
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When Marvel announced that its next round of movies would include a Captain Marvel movie, we were thrilled. Yes, a major Marvel movie featuring a popular and wonderful female superhero. But amidst that celebration, let's not forget there are still tons of worthy female superheroes who would make excellent movie stars.
Oh, No: Snow Is Possible Tonight Around D.C. and New York City
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Say it ain't snow!, among other cheesy local news headlines. It's probably going to snow in New York City and around Washington D.C. tonight. It won't be much, but it'll be enough to make people act like fools.
J.Lo's Is the Ass That Got Sir-Mix-A-Lot Sprung
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Anthony Ray, aka Sir-Mix-A-Lot, has finally weighed in on the culture's recent bout of booty mania. And thank God he has.
Coolest Girl Jennifer Lawrence Tests America's Love With Her Singing
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Jennifer Lawrence, the genetic template for America's army of Cool Girl clones, revealed her secret Achilles' heel to David Letterman last night: She may have the singing voice of an angel, but it's a drunk, possibly dying angel.
Here you will find a live feed of an ongoing sit-in by Los Angeles Walmart workers who are seeking higher wages from a company that has made its founder's children zillionaires.
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Anderson Cooper Had No Idea This Bit on Terrible Coworkers Was About Him
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Anderson cooper generally uses AC360's "RidicuList" segmentto skewer a weird local news story or a public figure's bizarre behavior. This week, he didn't realize his staff had instead written it about the awful scented candle on his desk until it was too late.
Here's a Look at One of the Beloved NYC Venues Vice Is Pushing Out
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As we told you last month, major media company Vice (whose average salary is allegedly $70,000 a year), will be displacing several beloved institutions in the South Williamsburg area in order to build out its own 75,000-square foot new office space. The first to close, on November 22nd, is DIY music venue Death By…
Coca-Cola Supports Slavery
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Someone should do something about the human rights catastrophe that is the 2022 World Cup! Qatari authorities, for example, are reportedly using North Korean slave labor to build infrastructure in preparation for the event. If only someone would put enough pressure on them, maybe they would not use slaves.
Meet The Guy Who Had His Shelby Cobra Trashed By Taylor Swift
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Taylor Swift's new video Blank Space has received a metric ton of praise, from its amazing cinematography to its pretty darn catchy tune. The video also featured a beautiful Shelby Cobra that for one reason or another, gets assaulted with a golf club. I sat down with Will Hough, the car's owner, and asked him about…
Women Give Up Three Weeks of Life to Wait for Cheap Best Buy TVs
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Vicky Torres and Juanita Alva parked themselves outside of a Beaumont, Ca. Best Buy last week so they can be the first in line for the store's Black Friday sale. They're likely sitting out there right now, in their folding chairs. "We're good to go," Torres told KABC.
Techies Invest In Fund to "Unshackle" Immigrant Startup Founders
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The United States' (disgraceful) immigration process has long been the bane of the tech industry. But a new venture capital fund thinks it's hacked the immigration process, allowing them to bring foreign entrepreneurs into the country to run startups.
The New York Times Won't Cower to the Government, Except When It Does
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The New York Times editorial board made a bold statement today regarding the paper's treatment by the Chinese government, which does not care about the New York Times.
Richard Simmons Is Depressed, Let's Cheer Him Up
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Richard Simmons! We love you! We want you to live!
Alien Researcher Taylor Swift Sent Christmas Gifts to Her Subjects
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Taylor Swift, the alien sociologist best known for her groundbreaking study into the group behavior of young human beings, continued her embedded research this month by participating in the ritual exchange of Christmas gifts with her subjects.
Bono Escapes Death, Loses Luggage After Jet's Door Breaks Off Mid-Flight
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On Wednesday, a private jet carrying Bono from Ireland to Germany somehow managed not to crash after one of its goddamn doors flew off mid-flight, reportedly scattering the U2 frontman's luggage somewhere in Europe.