15 People You Will Meet on Tinder in Dallas

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The Serial Swiper
Swipes right, sends "Hi," swipes right, sends "Hello," swipes right, sends "Hola," swipes right, sends "Yo" swipes right, gets response, sends sexually aggressive response along the lines of "You looking for that D?" s swipes right, sends dick pic follow up, swipes right, swipes right, swipes right...

The Big Bang Theory fan
The basic bitch of nerddom has decided a terribly acted show is the perfect summation of their personality, and does everything in their power to make sure the world knows it via photos of them at cons, hobby shops, or holding some type of memorabilia. Also, might try to make a "Wanna Bangzinga" pun.

The Kinkster
Either they just read 50 Shades of Grey, or they have exhausted all their FetLife options, and just doesn't feel like firing up the OK Cupid again. Will likely ask to pee on you.

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9 comments
lawsuth
lawsuth

This article must have been written with an all-too-assertive auto-correct.

Sotiredofitall
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Why the cheap shot at "Big Bang Theory" in an otherwise mildly amusing article?

sluggo_ut
sluggo_ut

When did the Observer become Buzzfeed?

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