Mark Halperin offers a menu of 2016 GOP presidential tickets, bonus ‘Frankenstein nominee’

Posted at 9:56 pm on November 6, 2014 by Twitchy Staff | View Comments

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@MarkHalperin Rice a Romney, the San Francisco treat. Sorry that was completely uncalled for.
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Brian J Naslund (@BrianJNaslund) November 07, 2014

In the wake of Tuesday’s Republican tsunami, Bloomberg Politics managing editor Mark Halperin is doing the job that a lot of Americans just won’t do — put in writing a selection of 2016 GOP presidential tickets. We’re guessing the #ready hashtag means any of these pairs could start today (if those other tenants didn’t have two more years on the White House lease).

So, what sounds good?

Romney-Ernst, Bush-Sandoval, Christie-Rice, Portman-Snyder, Huckabee-Ayotte, Perry-Pence, Kasich-Jindal, Paul-Haley, Ryan-Baker #ready

— Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin Romney-Rice has a better ring to it

— Richard (@willierah) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin I would love to see ANYONE-Rice…..

— Jersey Shore Rises (@bohratom) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin How about they go the full Wisco: Ryan-Walker or Walker-Ryan.

— Casey Brown (@milesizded) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin one thing is certain. GOP presidential field in 2016 will be 100x stronger than 2012.

— Joshua Wester (@jbwester) November 7, 2014

That’s great news — but we’re not sure if this monstrosity would help with that.

Frankenstein nominee: @JebBush record, @GovChristie fearlessness, @robportman likeability, @GovMikeHuckabee populism, @SenRandPaul tactics

— Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin @JebBush @GovChristie @robportman @GovMikeHuckabee @SenRandPaul that's a pretty friendly interpretation of each.

— Bill Davis (@BillDavisNYC) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin @JebBush @GovChristie @robportman @GovMikeHuckabee @SenRandPaul What a collection of monsters!

— Ali Minai (@barbarikon) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin @JebBush @GovChristie @robportman @GovMikeHuckabee @SenRandPaul And for us poor republican voters check out @pleaseprayforus.

— Brian J Naslund (@BrianJNaslund) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin @JebBush @GovChristie @robportman @GovMikeHuckabee @SenRandPaul Ta Da! I give you @JoeNBC Scarborough.

— Bet Mulligan (@vachonn) November 7, 2014

Joe Scarborough? Back to the lab, right after this musical interlude.

If I were a 🔔 I'd be ringing. If I were a ⌚️I'd start popping my springs!

— Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) November 7, 2014

@MarkHalperin Are you drunk tonight?

— Dennis VanLangen (@dennisv21) November 7, 2014

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