thunder vs. clippers...i started watching it 1st quarter with minimal interest in either team and things were exciting by the 3rd quarter and i don't remember last time i saw a game that close by the 4th quarter so. i got the internet to work in my house again also. so. i felt more hope...i think...via these thingsi started drinking late in the 2nd quarter and i'm getting nasty nowi'm at the rarely seen 'megan feels superior to people' level of drunk nowgoing to 'get worse' with it and roll with this i thinki like feeling better than you peopleahahhaahhHAAHHAHAHAsorrymaybe

I think you and Olivia are dingb

I can do anything I want Olivia Olivia you are a birdbrain dingbat and I hope your music video goes to hellMen should wear suits more, like how I feel like I should wear dressesMen look better in suitsEven the ugliest...you guys: you all look better in suits

I like how it tastes but it makes my stomach hurtI like hearing people with accents...listening to accents

Alton brown is sexyI'm not attracted to him and I don't like his personality/affectHaha what's going onCutthroat kitchenRedditmoderator yknow say daddy me snow me I go blame a licky boom boom down

Not often

The title thing before commercials says 'aliens: the ultimate guide' then 'ultimate' shuffles like on a slot machine an lands on 'definitive' It's a sans serif font I've seen but not on TVCrazy...what people are doing...

Wherever they want Watching 'the definitive guide to aliens' in parents' room It'd take 42 years for an antimatter powered spaceship to get from the nearest galaxy to us and 73k years for us to get there with the most powerful spaceship we've built so far'Spinning a ship has its problems' they just saidYou'd need gravity on the ship and food sources or...non-human limitationsCan see why no one's bothered so far seems like so much workFantasizing about 42 years on spaceship, having baby on ship and raising it and I'd be one of 'the old generation' people on the ship and the movie would be about my kid once ship arrives wherever, I'd be a minor character in the beginning

It was recommended it to me a lot in a way that made me not want to read it

masturbated while stoned sometime in august and a few times since then and haven't wanted to try not-stonedfeels like the whole endeavor...like since i started having orgasms, this whole time, they've just been 'calling out to me' to get me to realize it'll feel like the same thing every timehave made my peace with thempeacefully forgotten/not an option to considersometimes scoff at the whole YAMMYYAMMYYUMYUMNUMMYS thing i used to covet about them but then priestly monk voice says 'no, it was your time for coveting, my child'open to wanting them again someday

dagnabit i thought it wouldn't work again and i'd get to post this instead and say 'you can't make this shit up'this was intense http://beethoventhemovie.tumblr.com/dmt

thought i answered this before but now i have a new chance

i know i don't like taylor swift and can everyone please just quiet down with the saying of that name so much when i read it i imagine this thing i'm going to type to see if barr was right and catharsis is real: it's a car with three people in the back and two in the front. they're all rocking out to the name i don't like. i don't know what the music sounds like but i know i've heard it and have memories of people showing it to me and me sometimes asking people to show me a popular song and i recognize it. i don't have that thing...i don't dislike 'wildly popular' things just because they're popular...this isn't that. or maybe it is. i would know it if it was and would admit it, i think. there are arms out the windows doing 'the breeze thing' or doing 'the very awful thing people do when they rock out and reach their arm out the window to tap the roof of the car with the beat when it does something different all of a sudden.' then it happens. it's the part of a song when it's quiet for like a second. they resume singing together in unison after the quietness. now they're rocking out harder. the whole thing looks it's like an SUV commercial shot on a road in the woods the moment before it pans up to the sky and the screen says 'AUDI' and a bunch of fine printthat actually did make me feel a little better

it usually sounds negative when people talk about being confused...like they don't want to be confused...i like it thoughyou never know what's going to happen next!!!!!!!!!!!!wait sometimes i don't like itideally i'm liking it...all the time...uf i'm acting like i'm not liking it remind me i like it

that would be funny subheadline for an article about dissociative identity disorder

surprised more people aren't into it, just...via...the sampling of the population who has peed and who has has been sexually arouseddoesn't the proximity force one to think...and so then maybe...to associate...like if i was an alien researching earthlings i would've guessed 'water sports' would've been more of a widespread thingthat being said i don't get the appeal but hey whatever floats your boatif you're talking about the other kind of 'water sports' i have enjoyed jet-skiing a few times and once watched dad and friend receive waterskiing lessons but when it was my turn to try i couldn't get it up

it was probably tonya harding at her very very VERY worsther most devious...creating doubt until this day...OJ was in on the whole thing...no one even died...

22 days ago dangwonder could've been happening 22 days ago

there was a VHS that started with 'the red green show' and switched quickly to whatever had been recorded over it. remember fast-forwarding and thinking '"the red green show" is for adults'

that's a long time to talk about painting/painting technique

if she's skinny enough for a boyfriend to vocalize being more attracted to than me and this becomes a focal point of conversations i pretend aren’t indicative of bigger problems about the relationship i think it looks 'bad'so like 110lbs, dependingj/kkind ofusually my reaction to skinny (even emaciated-looking) women is positive or enviousnot sure how much that's related to whatever...media...conditioning...experience...i don't think it matters whyif a woman's body looks enviously skinny to me but her face doesn't 'live up to it' i'll think 'HAHA! I WIN!'or sometimes 'men will be more willing to overlook her face and shitty parts of her personality because of her body goddamnit way to be predictable guys come on everyone COME ON...but...so...but so still, i lose...wait how are her boobs' my relationship to my own attractiveness is not 'healthy*' enough so that i view most women skinnier than me as not looking 'bad,' in that looking at them makes me feel less attractive, which feels bad*or so i've been told. or so i've not been told but otherwise learned, is not healthy. or so i probably more accurately just tell myself is not healthy. this is a great way to amplify that irrational judgmental voice, by the way, relating it to another desirable thing it's not. 'health.' the voice in your head that goes 'SHE'S PRETTY SO I'M LESS PRETTY' now goes 'SHE'S PRETTY SO I'M LESS PRETTY AND IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR ME TO THINK THIS IS IT WORSE TO BE LESS PRETTY OR TO BE LESS HEALTHY HOW DO YOU LOOK "HEALTHY" DON'T THEY LIKE SKINNINESS BECAUSE IT LOOKS "HEALTHY" NOW THEY WANT ANOTHER KIND OF "HEALTHY" WHICH IS STILL NOT YOU EVEN IF YOU GET AS PRETTY AND SKINNY AS YOU CAN IT WILL NOT MEAN YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF IN A "HEALTHY" WAY HOW DO YOU CHANGE THAT YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T BUT KEEP TRYING THERE MUST BE A WAY THAT ISN'T ONE OF THOSE VAGUE SELF-HELP-Y EPIPHANIES THAT SOUND LIKE EVEN MORE BULLSHIT THAN THIS LINE OF THINKING BUT OKAY SO IN THE MEANTIME JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HOW YOU THINK YOU LOOK OR DON'T PARTICIPATE IN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ATTRACTIVENESS OR IF ANYONE MENTIONS SOMEONE SKINNIER AND PRETTIER THAN YOU GIVE AN ANECDOTE OR MAKE A JOKE OR JUST LIKE REALLY DETACHEDLY SAY "SHE HAS GREAT HAIR"'

pasta and beans sounds grosswhy didn't you pick one or the other?unless...green beans maybeisn't there always enough pasta or enough beans to not require combining

i mean, in the spectrum of things...

i see

30 second ad...surprised i'm still listening...whatever he's singing sounds comically like not words...like what SNL would do in skit about how...nm