The Cowboys Are Still America's Team, but It's the Worst Possible Version of America (Photo)

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@ClintStoerner
An hour before the kickoff of the Cowboys' season at AT&T Stadium Sunday night, three American icons posed for a photo. If a weirder three-pack of American icons has ever posed for photo, we haven't seen it.

Weirder still is the placement of the Hulkster's hand near Jerry's crotch. We're not sure what's going on here, just that we hope to God it's not the beginning of another Hulk Hogan sex tape.

Update: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia missed the photo op but is also a Cowboys fan.


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rufuslevin
rufuslevin

REMINDS ME OF THE PIC OF JACK RUBY SHOOTING OSWALD.

rufuslevin
rufuslevin

MORE LIKE WHAT OBAMA HAS DONE WITH AMERICA....

Michael Mason
Michael Mason

"So, which version of The Shocker are we going with tonight?"

Don North
Don North

"Let me introduce to you the one and only Billy Shears!" (enter horn section)

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

here's another item from that gathering you may have missed:                                         THE COWBOYS WON

T.j. Gray
T.j. Gray

Look at us, the 3 douchebags!

Pseudonymph
Pseudonymph

Wrestling is so fake. "He's faking it!"

lcrlewis
lcrlewis

OK..DO..from a lifelong Cowboy's fan to you..

How about a whole bunch of STFU about my Cowboys?


J_A_
J_A_

Jerry sold Lebron tickets to Hulk's gun show

Jared Culpepper
Jared Culpepper

If Lebron and Hulk both squeezed with their left hand for long enough, this picture would feature all 7 Deadly Sins.

Dallas Observer
Dallas Observer

Winner by popular vote -- Dallas legend Jeffrey Liles. Go see a show at the Kessler, alright.

David J. Suttle
David J. Suttle

Jerry Jones unveils the newest additions to the Cowboy's offensive line.

Drew Chandler
Drew Chandler

Clint Stoerner took this pic? This is the weirdest photograph of the week

jamessavik
jamessavik

How is that number 1 draft pick Center working out?  LMAO!

Derek Garrison
Derek Garrison

More like "'Murica's Team". This is the exact reason I went from being a life long Cowboys fan to completely ambivalent. Jerry Jones is a tool. Hogan is just confirming it.

ruddski
ruddski

A millionaire, some black guy who's a celebrity, and an ex-wrestler. Yep, the worst possible.

Heath Uliasz
Heath Uliasz

"New reality show...I will sell my soul to be in the spotlight"

brandon318
brandon318

Hey it''s Face, Hannibal, and BA (Bad Attatude) Baracus!!!!

They look like the politically correct version of the A-team.

Steve Hunter
Steve Hunter

Jones is looking for a new Quarterback and LeBron says "just not that last quarter, right?"

Steve Hunter
Steve Hunter

Jones signs Hulk to new $150,000,000 annual contract to protect his sack

Danny Ybarra
Danny Ybarra

Hulk Hogan,he knows famous people and he has one long arm!!

Tommy Crooks
Tommy Crooks

look...its the.tinest dick attached to the biggest dick in america

Scott W. Hatfield
Scott W. Hatfield

Guess who just signed a sponsorship deal with Summers Eve???

MikeWestEast
MikeWestEast

I try to not think behavior reflects egomania in someone I don't know.  At the same time I do not understand why Mr. Jones wastes his time on piddling little ads and activities that contribute barely more than a rounding error to his income and have minimal if any impact on perception of the Cowboys brand.  If anything, the perception is negative.  I'm left with the perceived overwhelming need to be seen in every possible forum.  It sounds like narcissism and egomania.

Terry Lehman
Terry Lehman

"It actually costs more to get the impersonators than the real thing, so that's what I did there, yes..."

Oh Jee Nam
Oh Jee Nam

Rent-A-Center is really kicking ass in it's casting these days...

Alicia Lewis
Alicia Lewis

But...they just might be good luck charms! Invite them again

Matt Webb
Matt Webb

Douche, douchier, douchiest...

Alicia Lewis
Alicia Lewis

THIS obviously isn't a hair loss prevention ad.

Chad Siewert
Chad Siewert

This new three stooges movie may such worse that the last one

Max Ward
Max Ward

Three dicks in the Big D

ThatGuy
ThatGuy

Hulk and LeBron visit the Wax Museum. 

MushMouth1
MushMouth1

Don't you always see pictures of NFL General Managers posing with celebrities just before a game?

P1Gunter
P1Gunter

@MushMouth1 And doing a cameo in a Pepsi commercial or rapping in a Papa Johns commercial. All the great GMs are doing it!

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