Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Hits the Snooze Button

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Figures Just 5 More Minutes Won't Hurt

Star Wars Episode X: Okay, the Force Is Awakening for Real This Time

Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Checks Facebook

Star Wars Episode XII: Oh! The Force Didn't Know Alice Had Gotten Married

Star Wars Episode XIII: The Force Didn't Even Know Alice Was Dating Someone

Star Wars Episode XIV: Someone Could Have Told the Force, Jeez

Star Wars Episode XV: It's Not Like the Thing With Alice Had Lasted That Long, But Still

Star Wars Episode XVI: The Force Just Awoke, and the Force Is Already in a Bad Mood

Star Wars Episode XVII: The Force Trudges Out of Bed

Star Wars Episode XVIII: The Force Turns on NPR

Star Wars Episode XIX: Of Course the Force Tunes in Just in Time to Hear 'Storycorps'

Star Wars Episode XX: It's a Really Sad 'Storycorps'

Star Wars Episode XXI: The Force Is Reminded That Other People Are Dealing With Problems That Are Much Bigger Than the Force's

Star Wars Episode XXII: The Force Decides to Make Coffee

Star Wars Episode XXIII: The Force Decides, on Second Thought, Just to Swing by Starbucks on the Way to Work

Star Wars Episode XXIV: If the Force Gets a Regular Drip Coffee Instead of a Latte or Cappuccino, It Won't Be That Expensive, the Force Figures

Star Wars Episode XXV: The Force Is Feeling Good About the Decisions the Force Has Made in the Day Thus Far

Star Wars Episode XXVI: The Force Is Resolved to Make It a Great One!

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