DON'T BRING DATES TO THIS JERK'S BAR

"I’ll get people who repeatedly bring new dates in. They have this weird unspoken thing with me, this eye contact thing, where obviously I see what they’re doing and they know I was working the night before, but they’ll never verbally admit it to me, which is fine. You’ll see a guy bringing in four different women a week, or a girl bringing in four different guys. I’ll chuckle, I don’t give a shit, but I won’t blow their cover. There’s client confidentiality, for sure, even though I could write a "War and Peace"-sized novel about the shit I’ve heard."

CHOSEN PEOPLE CHOSE OTHER PEOPLE

In the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican Party enlarged its majority in the U.S. House of Representatives with continued strong support from white evangelicals and people who attend religious services regularly. In addition, the GOP appears to have made inroads among some religious constituencies that traditionally have not been as supportive of Republican candidates.

OPERATION DEVIL EYES

In the years after the 9/11 attacks the Central Intelligence Agency searched for novel ways to combat the threat of international terrorism. Some were more novel than others, and none more so than the agency’s partnership with Don Levine, the retired head of research and development at the toy company Hasbro and the creator of G.I. Joe.

KISS THREE TIMES, THEN THROW THE SPOON

Like many other customs of northern France, the Historic Ladle Feast is basically about people throwing stuff at other people — just like the Festival de l'Andouille (where people throw sausages at each other) or the Fête de Jehan van d'Helle, also known as the Tobacco Party (where people throw wooden pipes at each other).

WAITER, I'D LIKE A FLY IN MY SOUP

It's true that two billion people worldwide already eat insects. But it's a challenge to convert Americans, who tend to think eating an ant or a grasshopper is gross. One of the latest attempts to rebrand insect cuisine is a Belgian startup called SexyFood, which is trying to sell worms and bugs as high-end snacks.