Face Your Demons in ‘Justice League 3000′ #11
Demons–nobody likes ‘em, except at Halloween. Then suddenly everyone wants to be one. Well lucky you, fanboy, Etrigan has arrived in Justice League 3000, and assuming they still celebrate Halloween in the future, you’ve got the best costume of all: a Demon suit that wears you as much as you wear it!
Of course, that raises the question of whether the oath to summon him is the same in Interlac, and does it still rhyme? What if Etrigan spoke a language that had no rhymes, like Sandawe? Would he just keep his big ol’ lantern-jawed yapper shut, or would he admit defeat? Are demons even capable of quitting? After all, it’s not like they ever have anything better to do. It’s either cause havoc on Earth or go back to the worst pain imaginable forever. When you think about it, they’re probably speaking in rhyme just to keep from going crazy with boredom or pain or both.
…anyway, here’s your preview of the book, by some of the longest-running talent the Justice League’s ever enjoyed. Try not to ponder Hell too much in future Halloween celebrations.
See the future in Justice League 3000 #11, out Wednesday!
Brendan McGinley is editor round these parts when not writing comics or Cracked columns. You can say a neighborly hello to him on Twitter @BrendanMcGinley.
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