Quvenzhané Wallis Is the Only Actual Child At Kitty Con
Did you know that a Hello Kitty convention was happening this week (or ever)? It is! And there are cats and drinks and, according to tweets, just lots of adults who love Hello Kitty. Quvenzhané Wallis is according to my inside source, the only child there and she is probably wondering WTF!
Man's Girlfriend Can't Stop Quoting Memes Even During Sex and Funerals
There's nothing better after a long day of blogging (or whatever you do for a living) than a nice jaunt off to r/adviceanimals or a quick spin around the most viral photos on imgur for some of the best memes around*, but imagine if your partner wouldn't stop speaking like doge. Ever. Here's one man's nightmare.
The Haunted Vagina Is the Scariest Book of The Halloween Season
Let this be a warning: What you're about to read is more frightening than any malevolent spirit you may meet on Halloween night. Ghosts and vampires may be slightly scary, but there is nothing more terrifying than a vagina full of dead people. Yes, friends it's a veritable cervix full of corpses in here. (No, really.…
Brendan Jordan, Viral Voguer, Slaaayyyyys on Queen Latifah
Brendan Jordan, in case you do not recognize him, is the Las Vegas teenager who gave amazing face in the background of a local newscast, and went viral with the YouTube clip "Kid goes full diva on live TV," which has over 3.8 million views and counting. Queen Latifah, appreciative of a good diva, sat down with Jordan…
Mama June's Dated Sex Offenders Before, Sugar Bear Doesn't Want Custody
With all the shocking news that's come out about Mama June lately, it's kind of hard to be surprised by the latest nugget of information that's found itself out of the bleak and awful mess that is Mama June getting back together with her daughter's molester, but here it is anyway: This isn't June's first time at the…
R.L. Stine Writes Brand New Scary Story On Twitter
R.L. Stine—whose Cheerleaders: The First Evil we recently revisited here at Jezebel—has decided to liven up Halloween with a bit of creepy storytelling delivered in 140 character bursts to his 134,000 Twitter followers.
Baffling New GOP Ads: Bitches Be Texting
The College Republican National Committee, the GOP's youth division, is so, so good at communicating with female voters. Earlier this month, they were roundly mocked for an ad that compared Florida Democratic gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist to buying a too-expensive wedding dress. (Ladies! We only understand…
Revisiting Geek Love, a Real American Horror Story
I first read Katherine Dunn's 1989 novel Geek Love several years ago on the recommendation of my friend Robin. At that point, she still lived in Arkansas, and I'd just come through on tour with a heavy metal band from Georgia. She insisted I give it a chance, ignoring my insistence that I don't usually read fiction.…
I'm Lois Duncan, the author of DAUGHTERS OF EVE, which, to my amazement, appears to be just as controversial today as it was when I wrote it back in the late '70s. I thoroughly enjoyed this discussion (thank you Jia and Kelly) and would be happy to respond to any questions that anyone might have. (As long as you don't…
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Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai just won another award, the World's Children's Prize. But like one Malala does, she's donating the $50,000 she's been awarded to repair damaged schools in the Gaza strip.