Dear Tyler,

You are the man. I just finished reading your week 2 rankings, projections, and waiver tips. I gotta say, it was awesome. I laughed so hard at the "Green had one of the most spectacular plays this weekend that didn't involve giving a punter the Sweet Chin Music" line. I also loved the line about washington only throwing it within arms reach. I am fan, and I really like your writing style. I found this article very insightful and funny. I just wanted to say thanks and keep up the good work.

[Pours out a little liquor for Clay's fantasy value]

Are you HIGH, Like Smoke freaking a ton of crack in one sitting. Or do you not know much about Professional Basketball. Blazers improved their bench and the Stars are getting better every year. and you think they will do worse this year? McDonalds called and said they were looking for morons to hire, I gave them your phone number.

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Hey check this dude out free loading at a Dodgers baseball game aka The Grand Scam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfsIs2OIfWU&feature=share&list=UUv751BnNvZshrvTU64khOww

He is a jerk but funny!

Out of all the Rockets players that are struggling, you choose Lin? Did you even watch the game.. or are you just a sensationalist.

Please, just stop writing. You lack common sense.

keep getting them checks lol faagaaa

You made a boo boo on the women's figure skating article. Please correct before a mob of South Koreans come after you...

I hope hope Pellegrini will be in Camp Nou come 2nd leg. It must be nice to see him there. Nice article :)

Fire all of the Knickerbocker