Being Accused of Mailing Ricin to the President May Be the Best Thing That’s Ever Happened to Paul Kevin Curtis
With everything else going on I didn’t pay much attention to the ricin guy. But now that the federal charges with a crime it’s typically because you consume large quantities of carbs. Wait until they find out you’re still eating gluten.
After releasing Curtis on Tuesday law enforcement searched the house of another Mississippi man named Everett Dutschke. Prejudiced against Mississippi much? Curtis and Dutschke were apparently acquaintances. Dutschke once ran as a Republican against Democratic state representative Stephen Holland, who he accused of being friends with the 9/11 hijackers. And, wouldn’t you know it, Holland’s mother was the judge who received one of the ricin letters.
I think I would’ve suspected him first as opposed to…this guy.
April 24th, 2013 at 6:11 pm
When they first questioned him he was All Shook Up, refused to answer and just kept looking down at his Blue Suede Shoes. He knew he was in T-R-O-U-B-L-E when the Big Boss Man and the other agent said they had Suspicious Minds. He mentioned that his Elvis impersonation had taken him From Rags to Riches although he missed out on marrying his high school sweetheart, Polk Salad Annie.
When it was all over and he was done Crying in the Chapel, he thought to himself, “Now and Then There’s a Fool Such As I. He was determined to make things with his fiancee, Long Tall Sally work by asking her to Make The World Go Away.
eileen Reply:
April 24th, 2013 at 10:38 pm
Afternoon well spent.
April 24th, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Seriously. There are plenty of things I might accuse that guy of – poor choices, poor form, poor taste, etc… – but I imagine I’d stop well short of bio-terrorism.
eileen Reply:
April 24th, 2013 at 10:39 pm
I just want to know, is he sleeping with his lawyer or not?
April 26th, 2013 at 7:02 pm
Eileen, this comment is not about this post, but about the blog itself. Are you aware that the RSS posting for this blog stopped at the end of January and needs to be fixed?
eileen Reply:
April 29th, 2013 at 9:52 am
Good God. I knew I shouldn’t have fired my IT guy. But he was embezzling.
April 29th, 2013 at 1:49 pm
The look on Chris Cuomo’s face was hysterical!
April 29th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Don’t Be Cruel
May 1st, 2013 at 10:41 am
Can an Elvis impersonator do covers? My baby, she wrote me a letter….
Thank you very much.