Don’t Have Enough Room for Your Doomsday Bunker? Bury It Here.

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Oct. 28 2014 8:41 AM

Concierge Doomsday Preppers

This Virginia entrepreneur will let you bury a survival bunker on his property—for a fee.

Disaster Retreat in central Virginia.
Klint Kranski climbs into an old hunting hide that overlooks the Disaster Retreat in central Virginia. He got there using a Kawasaki Mule.

Photo courtesy Ryan Donmoyer

The half-page advertisement in the Sun Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Arlington, Virginia, contrasted sharply with offers for dog training and discounted window treatments.

Opposite an editorial about a local feud over building a streetcar to promote development in two areas of the county, the ad depicted the silhouettes of three backpackers trudging toward the horizon. In black all-capital letters printed across blue skies, “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY …” the ad proclaimed. White type, also in all capitals, advertised 160 wooded acres in which to bury underground bunkers stocked with food and water on leased lots. It touted having a private airfield and being just a tank of gas away from Washington, D.C.

“Is this for real?” my wife, Patty, asked.

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It was a good question. The ad did seem cryptic and out-of-place in a newspaper with multiple pages of advertisements for million-dollar homes. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, Arlington County had the country’s highest median family income, at $137,216, in 2012. And the Washington region as a whole grew three times as fast as the rest of the country since 2007, according to the New York Times.

A Disaster Retreat ad in the Sun Gazette.
A Disaster Retreat ad in the Sun Gazette.

Photo courtesy Ryan Donmoyer

Klinton Kranski, a Richmond, Virginia-based chiropractor who lectures on weight loss at corporate events as his day job, is listed as the owner of the domain for the website promoted in the ad: Disasterretreat.com. In an initial phone interview, he said the ad is aimed at “more serious-minded families and executives. It’s doctors and lawyers and dentists.”

The idea, he said, is that busy professionals sense a need to have a safe haven away from the cities in the event of a catastrophe, but they lack the time or inclination to spend their days prepping for an unforeseen disaster. “We don’t know if it’ll be nuclear explosion or a terror event or a solar flare from the sun,” he said.

It’s not quite prepping for the 1 percent—most of these professionals can’t afford to build multimillion-dollar bunkers under multimillion-dollar mansions or buy into seven-figure bunker communities springing up in abandoned mines and missile silos in the Midwest. But they do have enough money to lease a plot on his land in central Virginia, Kranski said. And just as they outsource landscaping, housework, and child care while society is functioning normally, they’ll happily pay someone to prep for doomsday on their behalf. He compares it to buying insurance. Confidentiality and privacy are assured.

“We’re talking higher earners out there,” Kranski said. “They can afford $100,000 for a bunker; they can buy whatever they like. But most of them live in subdivisions, and most of them can’t just go pop a shelter under their house. They want to have a place where they can go. Away from a town, because that’s where looters and everyone else is going to go. They want to get out to the country.”

Perhaps most important: “A lot of people don’t want to have to deal with the details.” Call it concierge prepping. Kranski said the Disaster Retreat staff keeps the bunkers’ food stocks current and replenishes water supplies. There is game, and natural sources of water including wells. Full-time security guards live on-site, and a caretaker keeps trails clear and bridges working. Just in case.

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Peter J. Behrens, a psychology professor at Penn State Lehigh Valley, has spent years studying the doomsday prepping phenomenon, which has been popularized—and caricaturized—in recent years by the National Geographic Television series Doomsday Preppers.

Behrens has watched people hunker down and profess fear about everything from a space alien invasion to the far more rational concern by South Koreans about a new conflict with the North. According to a 2012 global survey by the research firm Ipsos, conducted shortly before Mayan prophecy had scheduled the apocalypse, 14 percent of people worldwide think the world will end in their lifetimes. In the United States, the proportion was 10 percentage points higher.

Yet Behrens said he said he has never previously encountered a concierge prepping service.

“This is a whole new twist,” Behrens said. “It’s not just your mom and pop prepping anymore. It’s an economic venture to make money off these people. They’re tapping a potentially lucrative market. They’re targeting people with surplus income.”

Luxury is another selling point for this market. Mike Peters, a Utah-based builder of underground steel bunkers who is one of Kranski’s suppliers, says his units don’t resemble the claustrophobic backyard concrete bomb shelters installed during the Cold War. Today’s bunkers have wood paneling, carpet and padding, baseboards, TV rooms, and luxury kitchens. They are outfitted with state-of-the-art air filtration systems and sustainable energy generation such as solar. They have grow-rooms for vegetables, microwaves, and self-composting toilets. A family could live in one for months.

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