In this comedy short, Dan Angelucci parodies the de rigueur announcements made by seemingly every start-up in America. He's not hawking a watch or a pair of glasses, though. Angelucci aims to innovate the edible root: "It's not just a vegetable. It's what a vegetable should be."

To learn more about Carrot, be sure to visit introducingcarrot.com. You can tell it's a legitimate, totally earnest business because the site uses words like "design," "experience," and "crafted."

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