Jason Aldean and Florida Georgia Line Danced on the Grave of Country at Gexa on Saturday

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Nicholas Zalud
Florida Georgia Line (with shirts on) playing in Houston earlier this year

Jason Aldean
With Florida Georgia Line
Gexa Energy Pavilion, Dallas
Saturday, October 25, 2014

Ebola causes you to leak fluids from your body's orifices and bleed internally until your body starts to slowly shut down. Then you die from a combination of low blood-pressure and organ failure. If you have the misfortune of being an American who catches this vile disease, the media will ruthlessly invade your privacy and reveal every minute detail of your life to the public. This is a horrid fate for anyone unfortunate enough to catch this terrible malady.

And I would gladly endure it all so long as I never again have to suffer the experience of sitting seven rows back from the stage while Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean gleefully danced on the grave of one of the most purely American forms of art to the tune of cheers from 9,999 very intoxicated people.

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It's wrong of me to say that country music is dead when artists like Robert Ellis and Lindy Ortega are out there making some of the most exciting music in the genre's history. But when I witnessed the spectacle that went down Saturday night at the Gexa Energy Pavilion it's hard to not let the wave of dread slowly wash over me.

I approached Saturday night's show with an open mind, but one glance at the insanely packed parking lot and I realized maybe the stereotype of the modern country music fan (privileged, a little slow, boisterous and in love with terrible music and terrible beer) was completely dead on. In this scene chaos reigned: Michelob Ultra was chugged as if it was a life-extending elixir of the gods, mini-barbecues raged and Florida-Georgia Line's "Dirt" was blasted at tornado siren levels. There are SEC tailgates that don't get this wild. A sea of scantily clad women in cut-off shorts and fashionista cowboy boots swarmed around trading jello shots and dancing on any man who offered a beer. Ass is abundant and of low value at bro-country shows.

Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line looks like country music's take on Scott Stapp, with his flowing hair and affinity for bare skin and crosses. While on stage he and Brian Kelley and the rest of the band all sported one of their own band's T-shirts. Yes, they're an entire band of "that guys." Hubbard also handled most of the band's singing duties, including occasionally dropping into a rap-like cadence while Kelley stood around playfully strumming an acoustic guitar that's nowhere to be heard in the mix. Congrats bro-country, you have your Limp Bizkit.

Florida-Georgia Bizkit's performance came to a giant apex of overtly stitched denim, explosions and smoke when the band launched into their current hit song "Dirt." This is not said lightly, but "Dirt" might be the single worst song to be a No. 1 hit in the history of country music, though we're about 5 years away from Axl Rose going country in a cash grab. Accept it, America: We're getting a pedal-steel version of "Patience" and the country audience is gonna eat it up.

"Dirt" contains lyrics like "We all came from it" and "Build your corn field, whiskey bonfires on it" and for the love of everything I swear it's like the people who love these songs don't realize that none of them are actually farmers. It took everything in me to not turn to the dad sporting Puma branded golf gear and point out that driving a truck does not automatically make one the Marlboro Man. Oh, and the band played "Dirt" twice just in case you were wondering how hard they were pushing the single.

Mercifully, the set came to an end with the band's performance of their mega-hit "Cruise" which gives "Dirt" a run for its money in the "Townes Van Zandt and Lefty Frizzell might rise from the grave to rain down terror for the sacrilege that's being committed" category. Around the time Hubbard went shirtless and slammed a beer with Florida I started googling "job opportunities + Presby Hospital."

In between sets a DJ works tirelessly to keep the sold out crowd hyped by playing Johnny Cash mixed with Aerosmith, Lil' Jon mixed with some random bro-country and Miley Cyrus thrown in to keep things turnt up. While watching the cream of the Dallas sorority crop get herded backstage (the guy in charge of getting groupies might have been the only one with legitimate ranch/farm skills in the building) a drunk teenager walked up to me and handed me $40. He said I can keep the change if I grab him a Coors Lite and a Michelob Ultra. Unfortunately for the kid, a passing cop walked by while he slurred the request, and took the kid aside. I tried to give him the $40 back, but the cop was too busy reading him the riot act. The kid's luck was doubly bad: The concession stands had already run out of Ultra.

Oh, and Jason Aldean played. He sang songs about dirt roads as well, and he also did that "rap, but don't call it rap because you know RACE" thing, and people cheered, and sang, and drank beer, and violently made out in public, because "fuck social contracts, baby, I'm seven beers in, and we heard this song once, let see what each others' tonsils feel like with our tongues."

The whole set wasn't good in any semblance of the word. In fact it was very, very, very, very (12 more verys can go here) bad. But honestly, railing against it is pointless because he's being left in the dust by a newer, bro-ier generation. Hopefully Aldean enjoyed this last go on top, because Florida-Georgia Line stole his schtick, de-aged it a bit and then took its shirt off to show off some killer abs, bro. Gexa might have been my personal hell on Saturday, and I damn sure never want to go through something like this again, but at least I got a tank of gas out of it. Thanks kid, hope that cop let you off.

Love Florida-Georgia Line? Hate them? Confused as to who they are? Head over the page for a few videos of their Dallas performance and decide for yourself.


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Gexa Energy Pavilion

1818 First Ave., Dallas, TX

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blburchf3
blburchf3

While I respect the fact that you are able to express whatever your opinion is, whether you like a band, it's lyrics, etc. I feel like you should just do it. It took me three lines to figure out what the rest of the article was going to be about, you don't need to make egregious statements like the hell you had to sit through was so bad that you would welcome a disease such as Ebola..... it was uncalled for, so very over dramatic, and made me not want to read the rest because you were exaggerating so dramatically right off the top that I didn't continue to read as the rest of the article, I'm sure, was as over dramatic as that comparison. Just write your opinions and call it a day... good writers don't need to over-exaggerate the issue. 

bbjman2000
bbjman2000

This is so dumb. Get over yourself. Let people have fun, enjoy themselves, friends and party music. Their music isn't meant to be artistic and beautiful. This is there niche. And the idea that everyone is "privileged" that goes to these concerts is erroneous. Keep your pompous accusations to yourself bigot. 

motoreggie
motoreggie

Nashville, and record labels own, the radio stations, song writers, and the "artists" . The writers , write what there told , "artists" sing what there told , all for the bottom line . Its a business first , and Nashville does what its always done , find a formula that sells , and do it till it stops selling . As you know , thats what caused the whole outlaw movement , of the 70's , and the Bakersfield sound , from the 60's. I dont blame the "artists" they want to be paid for all the years of struggling just buy guitar strings and food. (3 years ago Ga/Fl line played to 15 people in Atl bars, alot) Writers , want to be paid too . And doing what the labels demand, is what it takes to make money.It will take a change in what "sells" to change Nashville, then they will do "that style , what ever it is" to death too. People, are turning away from the mainstream radio stations,to the internet and XM radio. The labels have taken notice, but as long as a large number of people buy this "stuff" thats passed as country, it will keep being the same "pickup truck/ dirt road/ tailgate/ moonshine/ riverside/ songs" thats been coming out for the past few years .

mapperchic
mapperchic

I cannot stand Fla/Ga.line or Luke Bryan.  Lyrics are not dead, you just have to make an all out effort to write good ones.  Try listening to Zac Brown Band, keith urban, Tim McGraw they stillsing good lyrics.

carynbroomby
carynbroomby

You probably know this, but FGL wrote Aldean's current single...there's a reason you despise them both...they are one-and-the-same!!

carynbroomby
carynbroomby

Jason Aldean's current single sounds like Mr. Mackey from South Park singing...especially in the bridge...Go on, have a listen and tell me I'm wrong!!  #cantstandjasonaldean 

creener65
creener65

I didn't realize country acts and/or country fans had to be farmers to write or appreciate music.  Sad that someone makes their living tearing down other people.  Don't like it, don't listen - seems easy enough.

jillroxboro
jillroxboro

Lmao!!!! You went one step more than I would though... you actually went to one of these shit shows. Lol. These guys are terrible, give me some ZBB any day over these clowns!!

tiffanygh
tiffanygh

Love, love, love this article!  Thank you!  So sorry you had to sit through the torture, but it made for a GREAT piece!

matt.pm151
matt.pm151

This person writing this is obviously fat old and has no sense of fun and is so uncomfortable with them self they can't enjoy some new age sexy woman and music to have a little fun. If you don't like the music then don't go don't listen to it and move on. I'm sorry you got so upset watching other people have fun and kick back and kiss each other telling me you never do and must not get any either... it's new age country.. not classic country. . So please feel free to get ebola because that seems to be your thing..

joew8970
joew8970

This guy hit the nail on the head.  Their music is so cheesy.  I don't think he was being a jerk.  Country music has gone off the deep end.  It isn't even a recognizable genre on the radio any more.  I know things change.  But this isn't change.  This music is trying to be something besides what it is.  Do they even have a steel guitar or fiddle in the band? 

The singer should have a pleasant singing voice.The singer should be able to sing.The singer should be able to sing without yelling.The singer should be able to sing without pitch correction gadgets.Steel guitar and fiddle must be present.You must be able to hear them dominant in the mix.The drums should not be dominant in the mix.The drummer should stick to the groove without a bunch of happy handing.Absolutely no drum loops or hip hop beats.No guitar wanking.The guitar solo should resemble the melody line.Absolutely no distortion of any kind on any instrument.The beats used will be straight 8's, 2/4 shuffle, 4/4 shuffle or a waltz.No blinking lights on stage.This is a basic criteria for county music.

  Anything else is simply not country music.  It is some perverted interpretation on country music.  If you mute the vocals of any genre you should be able to recognize what genre it is by listening to the music.  If you were to do that with FLG, Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Brantley Gilbert, Lady A, Rascal Flatts or most of everything coming out of Nashville you would here Adult Contemporary Pop or Soft Rock.  Just my opinion as a fan of many genres of music.  I'm not saying FGL is bad I am only saying it is pop music.

proudtobearebel
proudtobearebel

Everyone  has  the  right  to  say and think  what they want. Don't  be a jerk  and rag on someone  because  they like  or dislike  something  that  you  like  or  dislike . 

dolfntm
dolfntm

I'm going to be as polite as I can, we just buried my Most Amazing Grandma two weeks ago and she was buried in Oklahoma! It was one of the worst weeks of my life! But with your amazingly awful words you expressed, My grandma was from her birth in the dirt. She worked from nothing to everything to Give our family all we have and all we do!

Her funeral we played this amazing song, "Dirt"!

I feel like who ever has enough time to complain about this song has no idea what it is like to not only get their hands dirty but to have a family that built everything from "dirt" & up!

I am sorry but you are truly disrespectful and rude! & I apologize but you must of never had to get your hands in the dirt to do something with your life!

Mervis
Mervis

Everybody should rinse this crap out of their mouths by going to the Primus and The Chocolate Factory show at The Majestic on Nov 16th.

kenvender
kenvender

Todays country music has nothing to do with Lefty Frizzell, Webb Pierce or Johnny Cash and Waylon for that matter. All the new country rap crap artists cut their teeth on Bon Jovi Wanted Dead or Alive. That is the root of today's music, not steel guitar and twin fiddles. If George Strait thinks when he sang Murder on Music Row things were bad, today music would it a mass killing.

Otis12
Otis12

Think I'd rather re-live the 'Donny and Marie in the Round" concert my sister took me too when I was 16 than sit through this show.

lilbo_2001
lilbo_2001

Half of what you hear in every live show is tracked, and by the way its music, it evolves retard. And you still bought a ticket so you can bash someone else's hard work. I went to school for journalism and music business so please report on other things in the music industry that are far more important, like the ongoing issue that music consumers are streaming more than downloading and how to fairly compensate the artists and songwriters. 

heythere
heythere

artists do not stretch the borders of a musical genre.  if their music stretches beyond the borders, they enter another genre.  country music is country music and this is not country music.  it's very bad 80's rock. 


lkajfjs
lkajfjs

First Saving Country Music's review of Florida Georgia Line's album now this concert review.  Love it! 

MichaelTwilley
MichaelTwilley

Me and the lady had a blast. A good heatsack, some jarbud and some cold Ultra with the finest in new country. Only a Dave Matthews fan could have a bad time at a rockin' jamfest like this. You must be too old.

gina.proulx
gina.proulx

This review wins the Internet, today..

gladiator2569
gladiator2569

You don't like it go to the fucking retirement home ya jackass times change and just cause it isn't your preference in music doesn't mean it's not good and there not artists.. They make a hell of a lot more money than you do I'm quit sure!! And there not twisting anybody's arms to get the fans to pack into the stands!! I'm sure your parents were saying the same things about the music you listened to when you were a kid!! If ya don't like it don't listen to it just makes yourself look even stupider complaining about it!!! Lame jackass!!!!

jonwhitexas
jonwhitexas

I am not sure which I enjoyed more, the review or the comments. Thanks Jaime-Paul Falcon! Started my day with a snorting, choking laugh. 


JCHC
JCHC

Jaime-Paul Falcon, thank you for your service to our country. You took that grenade like a champ. 

This review had me laughing so hard.

AdamOMalley
AdamOMalley

I will 100% agree with you that their music is not country in the country/western sense that you have. Today's country is now country/pop and I'm not saying that's it's right that they changed the way country is but do we really want these guys imaging Hank or Cash? Nah I say let them keep their style of music. You don't have to be such a dick when you're critiquing a show, you lose credibility that way. Now I'll say that I hate the singer that raps in the song "dirt" but it's a catchy song and I can enjoy it for what it is, not what I wish it was. And to your farmer comment, being from a farm doesn't make you country, willie would be turning in his grave hearing you make that comment. And to your concert experience, you went to a show with a crowd obviously too young for yourself, it had nothing to do with the "new age" country crowd, it was you. So get off your soap box and your "back in my day" Rant and open your eyes and quit being so obnoxiously biased.

theboflynn
theboflynn

@matt.pm151 Sturgill Simpson is New-Age Country. 

Florida Georgia Line is a boy-band. 

WhoDatGirl77
WhoDatGirl77

@matt.pm151 Mmkay, not old, or fat and I have a sense of fun. This mentality is exactly the problem. The "music" these groups play is an auto-tuned creation of some studio executive, and the musical creativity is nonexistent. It has nothing to do with "fun", he was simply pointing out the lack of seeming intelligence that groups like this bring out. New age country? Are you on crack? There's nothing country about this drivel. I don't care if bro-country is your thing, but please stop using the country part, because it bears zero resemblance to country music. Your "new age" needs to find it's own stations and its own genre. Stay out of ours because quite frankly, your music IS the Ebola of country music. It's causing all talent in the industry to hemorrhage and die due to the bro-country infection that requires little talent, little imagination, and copious amounts of cliches.

rjh0064
rjh0064

@matt.pm151 Listen to the lyrics to the crap they pump out.  It is aweful.  I am not an old fart, or a music hater, but they are not country at all.  If they would jump on over to pop I would be fine with them doing there thing...over there.  Do not insult the groundwork so many worked so long to create.  Haggard, Jones, Williams, Cash, Jennings did not rebel to sound like the establishment they hated so much.  These men realized they were not happy with sounding like everyone else with their cookie cutter songs and went elsewhere.  they sang about their real lives.  FGL do not know what country is.  Having fun is fine, but not under the guise of trying to be something you are not.

clifhaley
clifhaley

@lilbo_2001 I totally agree with you on the importance of the shifting infrastructure of the music biz, but there's also a place for opinion pieces about the pop culture of music. I would guess that public opinion about music likely influences what consumers download or stream. I found the article maybe a bit too biting, but none-the-less amusing. It made me curious to check out their music even if I might hate it...not sure if I'll stream or download it though. Not disagreeing with you, just saying that as a music consumer I find value in both journalism and opinion.

lkjfljs
lkjfljs

@deep-sigh  B-b-b-but I thought you had to be OLD to hate Florida Georgia Line?!?!

lkajfjs
lkajfjs

@MichaelTwilley  There are 18 and 19 year olds speaking out against this garbage.  You must be in an alcoholic haze to realize this, bro.

rjh0064
rjh0064

@gladiator2569 yep, cause making more money and selling out is the right thing to do.  Oh and stupider is not a word....if you are going to go on a misinformed ramble use grammar check.

georgiagirl_1208
georgiagirl_1208

You should really proofread your comment before posting it. Turns out you're the one looking like a jackass!

couldnthelpmyself
couldnthelpmyself

@gladiator2569 "quit sure" - A+, buddy!


the amount of money a performer earns has no bearing on their artistic integrity.


when every song is about getting drunk and hooking up with the opposite sex, you are bound to attract a certain kind of crowd.

couldnthelpmyself
couldnthelpmyself

@gladiator2569 "quit sure" - A+, buddy! 


also, the amount of money a person makes has no bearing on their artistic success. having songs about more than one topic would be more of a proper measure. 

unforgiven1
unforgiven1

@gladiator2569 Oh my, where to start...  "If, you, ., because, they're, quite, they're, you, more stupid"  I think you've proven the author's point, bro.

heythere
heythere

@gladiator2569  yes, times change, but musical genres don't.  artists do NOT stretch musical borders.  if they go beyond the borders they enter another genre.  country music is country music and this is not country music.  it's very bad 80's rock.

shortsideoption
shortsideoption

@gladiator2569 Your butchering of the English language just further proves the type of people that dig this abortion of music deemed ever so properly as bro country.

lkajfjs
lkajfjs

@gladiator2569  Money = talent?  Not so, bro.  Keep chowing down on those Mickey D cheeseburgers. 

respringeriv
respringeriv

@gladiator2569 I'm pretty young, but Florida-Georgia line is indeed terrible. Also, just cause they make money doesn't mean they don't suck. You have terrible priorities, not sucking is way more valuable than money.

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